The Pick Of Destiny

Tenacious D

Rize Of The Fenix

Tenacious D (often referred to as &quot;The D&quot; and sometimes introduced as &quot;The Greatest Band in the world. Period.&quot;) is an American satirical rock duo formed by musicians and actors Kyle Gass and Jack Black in Los Angeles, California in 1994. Their music fuses vulgar absurdist comedy with rock music in a style that critics have described as &quot;mock rock&quot;. The band first gained reputation in 1999, starring in a self-titled HBO TV series.

H5 C5 D5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 Bb5

Beelze 

Bb5 A5         Bb5 A5 
I am complete! 

Both 

Bb5 A5    A5 Bb5
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Beelze

Bb5 A5              Bb5 A5 
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Bb5 A5  A5 Bb5          Bb5 A5
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
Bb5 A5                   Bb5 A5 
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
Bb5 A5             A5 Bb5       Bb5 A5    F#5  D5
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

JB

B      D      F#                G
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G            D        A
we challenge you to a rock off,
G           D                   A
Give us one chance to rock your socks off


Beelze

B5    B5    B5
Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
D5        A5   B5
The Demon Code prevents me,
D5               A5       B5
From declining a rock-off challenge.
D5            A5     A           E
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

JB

E
If we win,
E                  Am                  E
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
E                 Am   F  C   G   A
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelze
      
Am
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

JB    

    G                                      
Then you can take Kage back to hell...   

KG  

What!?

JB  

Trust me Kage it's the only way
KG  

What the fuck are you talkin about?

JB
                  C
To be your little bitch

Beelze

Fine!
B5                       C5  B5  D5  C#5 E5  D#5 G5  F#5  B5
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
C5  B5  D5C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5  B5 
I'm the devil I love metal!
C5    B5   D5    C#5  E5 D#5  G5 F#5 B5 
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
B5
I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
D5 
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
F#5                                                F#5 B5
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!
B5
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
D5
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
F#5                                             F#5 B5
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

JB 

D5
NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder

KG 

                Gm                             Bb
There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece

JB  

Listen to me-
 
KG  

            D                              Gm
He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man

JB 
 
God dammit Kage,
           Gm
he's gonna make you his sex slave,
           Bb
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise

KG  

Noo...

JB  

          D                          Gm
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam

KG 

Dude,
      Gm
we've been through so much shit

JB          

   Eb
De-activated lasers with my dick

BOTH

Bb                                D
Now it's time to blow this fucker down
Gm
c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Eb                         Bb           F
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Gm
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb                             Bb         F
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Gm
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
Eb                       Bb          F
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Gm
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Eb               Bb           F
OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out

JB

       Gm              D
Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
             Bb                  D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
            Gm                     D
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
          Bb                   D
we will defeat you, for all mankind
              Gm                   D
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
            Bb                F
you are the devil, we are the D

BOTH
           
           Gm            D
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
           Gm            D
We are the D, We are the D
       
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
          Gm             D   
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
          Gm             D
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F    G
We are the D, We are the D

Beelze

You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 
Taste my lightning, fucker! 

JB

Bb5 A5
No!

Beelze

Bb5 A5 Bb5
Ow! Fuck!
D5 
My Fuckin' horn!
D5
Oh no!

JB 

D5                    D C# D C# D C# D
From whence you came, you shall remain,
D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D
until you are, complete again!

Beelze

C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 
Nooooooo!  
E5       D#5   G5           F#5 
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
G5   F#5      G5 F#5 G5 F#5 G#5  D5 Dm
I'll get you, Tenacious D!

Beelzeboss

Am                                 G
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
F
Just so happened to be,
Am                   G             F
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

D                          F
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
        C                     G
One and one make two, two and one make three,
        F
It was destiny.
D                           F
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
         C                      G
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
         F
And the grass don't grow...

Am
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Am
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
Am
And the beast was done.
Am
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
Am
And we said, "Nay. We are but men!"

ROCK!

D     F     C       G
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
F
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

Am               G                   Am
This is not The Greatest Song in the World.
Am                 G        Am
No, this is just a tribute.
Am                    G                    Am
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World.
Am            G        Am
No, this is a tribute, oh.

Am G               D           F
   To The Greatest Song in the World, All right!
Am G                   D           F
   It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right!
Am         G
It was the best muthafuckin' song
D                        F
The greatest song in the world.

Tribute

E	D6
 	E	D6
 	la la la       	la la la
 	C	D	E
 	la la la       	la la la   	 
 	D6
la la la la 	la la la la la la la la
 	C	D
 	la la la       	la la la
 	G
C'mon baby lets 	go

Flute Riff :
 	G	C	G	D 







 	C		G		D	G
 	ooh la la la, 	ooh papagenu, 	he's my papasass  	  	 
ooh la la la, ooh papagenu, he's my sassafrass

 	  	 
ooh la la la, ooh papagenu, he's my sassafrass



 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Down where the S	asquatch hide	, in the misty 	mountainside
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	He's got shiny d	iamonds that he's 	got to pr	otect
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Look into the S	asquatch eye	, did you know that s	ass could fly
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Sasquatch is my 	daddy and he's 	going to pro	tect, me!


Solo: Am G Bb F

Papagenu

(D)
Dio has rocked for a long, long time.

(D)                      (E)  (G) 
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.

(D) 
He has songs of wildabeasts and angels, 

(D)     (C)          (G)        (D)
He has soared on the wings of a demon.
 
(C)               
It's time to pass the torch, 

(G)              (F)            (D)
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you. 

(C)                   (G)
We're takin' you to a home, 

(D) 
But we will sing a song about you. 

(Em)                              (C)
And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of. 

(Em)                              (C)      (A) 
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow! 

(D)             (C)      (G)
Your sauce will mix with ours, 

(D)                   (C)     (G)
And we'll make a good goulash, baby. 

(D)  (C)     (G)
Dio, time to go!

(F)                (G)              (D) 
You must give your cape and scepter TO ME.

(C)                (G)
And a smaller one for KG.

(D)     (C)   (G) 
Go, go! Dio, Dio!

Verse 1:

  D     Dsus4  Dadd5         Dsus4
I cant, get to sleep tonight,
   D      Dsus4      Dadd5  Dsus4
No matter how hard I try.

Chorus 1:

          Bm             A
'Cos it's cold, and it's dark,
        Bm        A
And the wind is a-whistlin'
      G                         A7
And I can't seem to put out the light.



Verse 2:

D             Dsus4         Dadd5  Dsus4
 Mamma's been searching for baby,
    D           Dsus4         Dadd5  Dsus4
But baby's been tryin' to get home.

Chorus 2:

          Bm             A
'Cos it's cold, and it's dark,
        Bm          A             G
And the moon cannot light the way.
            A7
And Daddy's gone...
I'm just a baby!

Outro:

D  Dsus4  Dadd5  Dsus4

Baby

(0:42)
      B      D      F#                G
(JB)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      G            D        A
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      G           D                   A
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off

(1:24)
      E
(JB)  If we win,
      E                  Am                  E
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      E                 Am   F  C   G   A
      and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
      Am
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?

           G               (strum on...
(JB)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG)  What!?
(JB)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        C
(JB)  To be your little bitch

(3:03)

Tenacious D:
(JB)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      Gm                             Bb
(KG)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB)  Listen to me-
                  D                              Gm
(KG)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB)  God dammit Kage,
                 Gm
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 Bb
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG)  Noo
                D                          Gm
(JB)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG)  Dude,
            Gm
      we've been through so much shit
         Eb
(JB)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      Bb                                D
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down

      Gm
(JB)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      Eb                         Bb           F
(KG)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      Gm
(JB)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      Eb                             Bb         F
(KG)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      Gm
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      Eb                       Bb          F
(KG)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      Gm
(JB)  C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      Eb               Bb           F
(KG)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out



             Gm              D
(JB)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   Bb                  D
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  Gm                     D
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                Bb                   D
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   Gm                   D
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  Bb                F
      you are the devil, we are the D
                 Gm            D
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D 
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F    End on G
      We are the D, We are the D

Intro:

G(x2)  -  C(x2)  -  G(x2)  -  D(x2)

G
She's 39 but she still looks young
C
Not very young, but a lot of fun
G                          D
She's my 39th lady, in the sun

G
49 and I'm feeling fine
C
In the sun, it's a lot of fun
D                  C                    G
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

Am                       D
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
G                            Em
I think about her every damn night
Am              C                         G
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

G
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
C                                 D
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
C                   G
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore

   Em
Oh!
                C
Don't you call her a whore
G
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
Em                    C
She's sweet and she's getting old
          D
And she's mine, to have and to hold

G
She needs a dentist appointment quick
C
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
D                        C                     G
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus

G
I stick the finger in it!
Am                  D
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
Em                C           G
And I fuckin' gots to spew
             D                       G
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
G
Get me a tissue

G
Chardonnay in the setting sun
C
She's 39, but she's number one
D                       C
Get the apartment just right 
G
she's comin' over tonight

Em                C
I like it cause I don't feel scared
Em       D
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
                C
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
                           G
She's knockin' on my door!

G
I open the door
C
There she is, not too bad, good enough
D                C                   G
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Am                         D                   G
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Am                      D                    Em
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
C            D              G
Mature woman, she's my lady

G              C
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
C                                   D
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
C                                                G
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
G
Special lady

G                  C     
We can see a fuckin' movie
         D         C                G
And agree it's a total piece of shit
G                 C
Comfortable shoes, never loose
D              C                      G
We can fuckin' talk about some things

Am               D             G
She don't need no diamond rings
Am          D   
She don't need no 
              G
Diamond rings

[Tasty Riff]
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Beelzeboss solo

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Classico

[Intro] Em  D C/G Em
        Em  D B7  Em 
        Em  D C/G Em
        Em  D B7 

Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G              Em
I really fuckin' miss you
Em       D            B7            Em
I'm all alone all the time, all the time
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G                 Em
The things we did together
C/G   D        B7
Where have you gone?

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Aaah... Em  D  C/G  Em
        Em  D  B7   Em
        Em  D  C/G  Em
        C/G D  B7

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D 
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

[Solo]  Em  D  C/G  Em
        Em  D  B7   Em
        Em  D  C/G  Em
        C/G D  B7

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Dude ( I Totally Miss You)

Intro:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
Em              D        C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
                 Em
I really fucking miss you
Em       D            B7 
I'm all alone all the time, 
        Em
all the time


Em              D        C                    
Dude, I totally miss you, 
                    Em
the things we did together
C     D        B7
Where have you gone?
 
 
C                  D        Em
I totally miss the honesty,
    Em                           C
and special times, and honestly
                   D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D          C 
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time
 
-Aaah...- 
 
Interlude:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
C                  D        
I totally miss the honesty, 
    Em
and special times, and honestly
C                  D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D         C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

 
Solo:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
C                  D       
I totally miss the honesty, 
    Em
and special times, and honestly
C                  D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D       C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Dude, I Totally Miss You

C
Call upon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride,
gonna smoke some weed.
Call upon my big-ass steed,
And ride, ride, ride.

C          G#     Bb        C       G#          Bb 
Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend
I don't know,
But she's built like the shit
And she's good to go, go,
She's good to go,
She's good to go.

C     G#       Bb
We are fuelled by Satan,
Yes we're schooled by Satan.
Fuelled by Satan!
Writin' those tasty riffs
just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!

C       Eb      F
We were the inventors
of the cosmic astrapode.
We've come to blow you away,
We've come to blow your nose.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
We've come to blow the show.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
You know it, you know it!

C         G#      Bb
Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about

C Eb F
But it's good to go-ah!

Explosivo

D               Gbm
This is a song, for the ladies
Em            A
But fellas, listen closely

D                Gbm
You don't always have to fuck her hard,  
   Em                        A 
In Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D                   Gbm
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                          A
And fuckin give her some smooches too

Bm                   G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey:

          D          Gbm
I'm gonna fuck you , softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D          Gbm
I'm gonna hump you , sweetly
          Em         A
I'm gonna ball you , discretely

Bm                  G
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
D                   A
And then you say, wait a minute sally!
B               G                               Em
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

D                      Gbm
What's your favorite posish?
Em                              A                           D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                       Gbm
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                             A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                             A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
    Bm                           G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
    D
But then
           Em        A         C    G    D
I'm gonna fuuuuck , yoooouu , haaaaaaaaaard!
Bb7          C             D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Fuck Her Gently

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This is a song called the history of Tenacious D 
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past 
It's a chronicling of our rise  to power! 

D           (D D4 D9 D) 
We ride with kings on mighty steeds 
C                C9 
Across the devils plain 
D           (D D4 D9 D) 
We've walked with Jesus and his cross 
C                G 
He did not die in vain  NO! 

(D  C  G) 

D          (D D4 D9 D) 
We've run with wolves  we've climbed K2 
C              C9 
Even stopped a moving train 
D                (D D4 D9 D) 
We've traveled through space and time my friends 
C                 G 
To rock this house again  rock!! 

(D  C  G) 

D          (D D4 D9 D) 
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside 
C               C9 
And we'll ride till the planets collide 
D             (D D4 D9 D) 
And if you say that we do not ride 
C                              G 
I'll turn you're fucking hide  ride!! 

(D  C  G) 

D  
Kyle's fingers be silver  Jacks voice then be gold 
C (Só deixe soar) 
But lest you think we're vain 
D 
We know you're all robots and we don't care 
C                  G 
Tenacious D  we reign! 

(D  C  G) 

D 
We rei-eign  supreme  ooooh god!! 
C    G    C     D   C     G    C    D 
Burrito supreme  and a chicken supreme 
C     G    C     D            C   G  C  D (deixe soar) 
And a cutlass supreme 
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah 
Gonna count 1 2 3 
        C  G  C  D 
Supreeeme yeaaaaaaah!!! 
Gonna count 1 2 3 
        C  G  C  D 
Supreeeeeeeemeee 
Gonna count 1 2 3 

C  G  C  D       C  G  C  D 
Burrito supreme  and a chicken supreme 
C  G  C  D 
and a cutlass supreeeme 
C  G  C  D

History

Bm     A         E      F#    Bm      A      E     F#
    It was x xxx day xx Jesxx Ranch.  xxxus Ranch
Bm            A             E     F#             Bm   A       E    F#
  He was xxxxxxxxxx a big txxxato,  it xxx in the sand,  xxx right
D                               A          E
  I?m xxxxx a xxxx in xxx woods,  and xx'x nice oxxxxxx
Bm
  Smells of sxxx  Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
A                     E           F#
 I come xxxx a silver striped mushroom and I
Bm      A       E        F#
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly fly
Bm     A         E      F#    Bm     A      E     F#
    It was a big day on Jesus Ranch   Jesus Ranch    Jesus
Bm          A                   E
  I fell in love with a baked potato
F#                         Bm         A         E
  That?s when i started to dance yeah   in France
D                                   A         E
I'm takin a walk in the woods  Fuck yeah It?s nice very, very
Bm
nice. Smells of shit  Liggagwing gigigigigillgo
A                     E           F#
I come upon a silver, striped mushroom   and I
Bm      A       E        F#
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly fly
Bm      A       E        F#
 Flalalalalylaiii  And I fly I?m
Bm
Gooooooooooooooone

 Bm           A                 E                 F#
|--------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------^------------------------------------^-----|
|--------------------------------------------------------------|
|-4-7--7--7--7--4-7---4---4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7--4-7--4---9----7--|

Bm             A       E                  F#         Bm
Ah fricka dooo gadooo  Ricka dicka deudoo     raregadong
A            E      F#
    Geegone agagon     yeah

Bm   A    E    F#

|----------|
|------2---|
|----2-----|
|-6------4-|

Jesus Ranch

F                     C     
 With karate I'll kick your ass
      G                   E
 From Here to Tienomen Square
 F                C
 Oh Yeah, motherfucker
           G                         E
 Im gonna kick your fucking deriair yeah-e-yeah
 F               C              G                   E     
 You broke the rules, now I'll pull out your pubic hair
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker 
 F                          C
 Kyle Betrayed me, then he lied, tried to hide it
        G                           E
 But I kept it deep inside and you know the reason why
 F                    C          G                  E
 I'm gonna kick your ass, from here, to right over there
 F                C
 Oh Yeah, motherfucker
           G                         E
 Im gonna kick your fucking deriair yeah-e-yeah
 F               C              G                   E     
 You broke the rules, now I'll pull out your pubic hair
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker

Karate

Intro: Dm Am F C G


Dm
A long ass fuckin' time ago,

In a town called Kickapoo,
Am
There lived a humble family

Religious through and through.
F                   
But yay there was a black sheep
C                     G
And he knew just what to do.
Dm
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
Am
A vision he did see-eth of

Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
F                 C              G
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.             G
        A                              C
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
       G                  
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
       A#                
With a long and shiney blade!
      A
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
     C   
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
     G
And if you try to fuck with me,
     A#                A
Then I shall fuck you too!      
C             G
Gotta get it on in the party zone!     
C               G
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!    
C            G
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!       
C            G
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!      


[ G - C - G - A# - D# - A# - F - B - F - G# - C# - G# ]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,

My way you never [born?].

Your brother's ten times better than you,

Jesus loves him more.

This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.

Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.

You'll become a mindless puppet;

Beelzebub will pull the strings!

Your heart will lose direction,

And chaos it will bring.

You'd better shut your mouth,

Better watch your tone!

You're going for a week with no telephone!

Don't let me here you cry,

Don't let me hear you moan!

You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

G
Dio can you hear me?
      B
I am lost and so alone.
    F
I'm askin' for your guidance.
          G#
Won't you come down from your throne?
  G                              B
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
   F
My father thinks you're evil,
         G#
But man, he can suck a cock.
G
Rock is not The Devil's work,
     B
It's magical and rad.
     F                          G#
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.
  G
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
        B
You are hungry for the rock.
       F
But to learn the ancient method,
       G#
Sacred doors you must unlock.
  G       
Escape your father's clutches,
           B
And this oppressive neighborhood.
     F
On a journey you must go,
   G#                     G
To find the land of Hollywood!
       G     
In The City of Fallen Angels,
           B
Where the ocean meets the sand,
          F
You will form a strong alliance,
         G#
And the world's most awesome band.
    G          
To find your fame and fortune,
             B
Through the valley you must walk.
         F
You will face your inner demons.
    G#                   
Now go my son and rock!         


( A D# ) 3x ( G A A# C ) <- riff1

G
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
G
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
    B
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.

RIFF1
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock.

Kickapoo

# Intro: F#5 A5 (x2)

F#5                           A5
Well, me and Kage are hungry 

F#5                           A5  
We're hungry for some fruit 

F#5                           A5  
We wander through the garden 

F#5                
It would be a hoot 

            B   A       F#5
To eat some Low Hanging Fruit 

           B   A  F#5
We're on a freaky pursuit 

              B                     A                     F#5
Don't want no high class model in designer fuckin bathing suit 

            B   A       C#
We want the low hanging fruit 



 F#5 A5 (x2)



F#5                        A5
Me and Kage are horny 

F#5                        A5
We're looking for a snack

F#5                        A5
Looking for a plump one 

F#5
With a tasty crack 

             B   A       F#5
We want some low hanging fruit 

             B A  F#5
She wear the D bassoon 

            B    A  F#5
She got the shit kickin boot 

            B   A       C#
We need the low hanging fruit 



            B5
She got the flip flops on with hot red potatoes 

            F#5
And the mud flaps on with fried green tomatoes 

        B5                                            C#5
And she loves that song that we sing for the ladies C'MON 



 F#5 A5 (x4)



Low hangin fruit 

She wears a pink parachute 

She's got the fly tattoo and the honky tonky Daisy Dukes 

We love the low hanging fruit. 


Because the high class is not gonna fuck me

But that low class fruit is sweet chunky monkey

When you smoke that, dude, it smells like a skunky c'mon !


C#5
C'MON !

 F#5 A5 (x3)
 F#5

Low Hanging Fruit

# Hidden bonus track on the D's first album.
# When u play it u have 2 have it palm muted but kinda release it as u hit the # strings :)
#    Enjoy!

   A)----9h11--11--9--9--9--9--9--9--11
#   E)----0-----0---0--0--0--0--0--0--0    Repeat Twice
       
   Then:

   A)----7h9--9--7--7--7--7--7--7--9
   E)----0----0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0

Malibu Nights

D                    D Dsus4 D Dsus2 D                  D Dsus4 D Dsus2 D
Rolling my home grown,              smoking a big bone,
                         Dsus4      A Asus4 A Asus2 A
Look at that ganja all covered with oil,
                 A Asus4 A Asus2 A                     A Asus4 A Asus2 A
Using my tweezers,              got pot in the freezer,
                         Asus4   D  Dsus4 D Dsus2 D
Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil,

G      A              D           D Dsus4 D Dsus2 D 
Wasted away again in Marajuanaville,
G                A               D                D  Dsus4 D Dsus2 D
Searching for my roach clip on a rope (on a rope, on a rope, on a rope)
G           A              D        G
Some people claim theres a woman to blame,
G          A                 D    D Dsus4 D Dsus2 D
But I know its all this damn dope.

Marajuanaville

Intro:E G D A D (Repeat 5 times)

E G D A D (x5 times through out the yelling)
Aaah! Arghhh!
E             G    D    A   D
I do not need, (he does not need)
E           G  D   A   D
A microphone (A microphone)
E                  G D A D
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
E           G  D   A   D
Powerful!!
E           G  D   A   D (x 3 times)
Aaah!! Arghhh!
E           G  D   A   D
Sorry...
E           G  D   A   D
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
E                G  D    A    D
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
E           G  D   A   D
But that shit happens to me,
E           G  D   A   D
all the time!
E           G  D   A   D(x 5 times and then rest one measure)

E               G D  A  D
Now take a look (take a look)
E                       G   D   A   D
tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
E              G    D  A   D
We've got the Pick of Destiny!
E  G  D   A   D (repeat till your done screaming)
AAAH! Arghhh!!

Master Exploder

                    Am
Cause it's the pick
     C
Of destiny, child
     F
You know it will be rocking
             G
cause it's fuckin' insane!

                   Am
It's just the pick
    C
Of destiny, child
      F
More precious than a diamond
        G
on a platinum chain

Am
  In Venice Beach
             C
there was a man named Kage
F
  When he was buskin'
       G
He was outta the rage

Am
  He met Jables
         C
And it taught him well
F
  All the techniques
            G
that were developed in hell

Am
  Cock push-ups
         C
and the power-slide
F
  Gig-Simulation,
            G
now there's no where to hide

Am
  They formed a band
              C
they named Tenacious D
F
  and then they got
            G
the Pick of Destiny

                    Am
Cause it's the Pick
   C
of Destiny, child
     F
you know it will be rockin'
            G
cause it's fuckin' insane

                 Am
This is the Pick
   C
of Destiny, child
    F
Our tasty grooves are better
        G
than a Chicken ChowMein

      F
Cause he, who is sleezy
    G
Is easy to pleasy
     F
And she, who is juicy
     G
Must be Lucy Goosey
    F
And he who is groovy
     G
Will be in my movie, so come on!

(interlude: Am, C, F, Dm, Em, Em, Em, Em)

    Dm
The wizard and the demon
       
had a Battle Royale
     Am
The demon almost killed him

with a Needle-Ka-Pow!
    C
But then he broke his tooth
              G
and thus the demon said "ow!"

                   Am
Cause it's the Pick
    C
of Destiny, child
     F
You know it will be rockin'
            G
cause it's fuckin' insane

                  Am
It's just the Pick
    C
of Destiny, child
     F
You know our movie's better
          G
than the Citizen Kane

      F
Cause he, who's a geezer
      G
Must live in my freezer
     F
And she, who is starky
    G
Is full of milarky
    F
And he, who is groovy
     G
Must be in my movie so come on

           F
Oh, cause if you're a diva
     G
Then go to Geneva
    F
And if you're a croney
      G
Then suck on my boney
     F
And if you are groovy
      G
Then get in my movie,

It's called
    Am   Am G  G Am
The Pick of Destiny!
    Dm   Am Em C Am
The Pick of Destiny...


Pick Of Destiny

B
 Sun shining, it's a Hell of a day
C                    D           G - A
 Riding back and it's headed your way
                   B
 D's here, now we're putting on a show
C                  D
 We're sneaking up, climbing into your window

Bridge:
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G - F-F#-G-A

                        B
 Out rocking, yea we're rocking again
C                 D           G - A
 Black Mamba is my personal friend
                       B
 Phil Jackson is the master of zen
C                   D                        G - F#
 We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend


Chorus:
A           G           D
 It's the rise of the phoenix,
A           G        D
 It's the call of attack
A                    G          D
 And you'll know when you've seen us
       G     D      E
 The fucking D is back, ya'll!

Bridge:
A - B - C - D - G-A
B - C - D - G-A

                    B
 Lovemaking all the way to the top
C                  D              G - A
 Boots smoking, but I'm not gonna stop
                  B
 Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
C                 D               G - F#
 Hot-blooded, that's a lots of romance


Chorus:
A           G           D
 It's the rise of the phoenix,
A           G        D
 It's the call of attack
A                    G          D
 And you'll know when you've seen us
       G     D      E
 The fucking D is back.

Bridge:
 A - A4 - A - A4

[play with the chords below to make it sound like the picking]

 A - E - G - A A4

A                 E
 But what if it's true?
       G                               A
 If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
A                  E
 And what will we do,
        G                               A
 About all the fans who have The D tattoo?
A                      E
 They'll have them removed,
         G                              A
 They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
A        E
 Tattoos..
         G                              A
 They'll have to laser off their D tattoos

 |solo|: A-E-G-A
         A-E-G-A

    A
[JB:] Wait a minute Kage.
    G
[KG:] What's that you say?
    D
[JB:] You know it's not too late.
    A
[KG:] Yes, it is too late.
    A
[JB:] We only need one hit.
    G
[KG:] Just imagine it.
    D
[JB:] We could be the shit!
    A
[Both:] Too legit to quit!

      A        G        D
 One hit! One hit! One hit!
                          A
 Yea, were hoping this is it
      A          G           D
 One hit! Top 10 hit! Top 40 hit!
            A
 Top 1,000 hit!

           A
 I don't care,
                G
 As long as we get there!
                D
 We'll start a new,
              A                     A-G-D-A 
- A
 And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo!
G         D
 You can get a new Tenacious D ta...
 A
 toooo....... yooo

Em D E

Em
Well it's 3pm, time to lock the gate
Gotta get it on the stage
              D                                 E
My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day

       Em
When I check the mic, I fuckin' check the mic
I fuckin' checka-checka one, two, three
        D                                   E
I plug it in, I make it sound as good as can be

        Em
Cause the rockers rock, but the roadies roll
Gotta take mic because I take control
        D                             E
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage

           Em
Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes
          D                            E
And he hides off in the shadows off the stage

           C
Because the roadie
A7                             E
Looks a thousand miles with his eyes
             C
And when the crowd roars
A7                               E
Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes
Tears of pride

            C
Because he brought you the show
    A7
But you will never know
     C
He's changing the strings
       A7
While hiding in the wings
    C           A7                     E
No matter how hard, the show must go on

Em
Then a beautiful girl come to me
She say, "Hey can I sucka your dick?"
        D             E
I say, "Yays, I am in love"
          Em
Then she quickly say, "I sucked your dick
Now give me that backstage pass
         D                           Em
I do not want you roadie, I want KG's chode"

C                                     A7
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams
C                                       A7
Without me there'd be no sound from those amps
C                                     A7
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
                        E
But you don't applaud for me

             C               
No, I am the roadie!
A7                                E
Lonesome warrior searching for the soul
             C        A7
No, I am the roadie!
               E
I make the rock go!

C   A7  C   A7  C  A7  E
Roadie, roadie, roadie! 

# Enjoy! :D

Roadie

D Dsus4 D Dsus4

D Dsus4 D Dsus4 
G G
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
A G D A7

D Dsus4 D Dsus4 
G G
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
A G D

A G

G

G


A|-----9------8------7-----|
E|---5---5--4---4--3---3---|
C|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|


D6 D6 D6 D6

D6

# Enjoy! :D

Rock Is Dead

                 Bb           F                        Bb
There were some scientists  tryin to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Cm               Bb                         F     G  G# G
Then they figured out it was a missing link.
Cm              Bb        F                        Bb
In search of sasquatch... that was a kick - ass "In search of..."
      Cm      Bb     F
with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the *JAMS*
Cm          Bb            F              Bb
He captured imagination.  Of people all around the globe
Cm           Bb               F       G  G# G
His name was sasquatch so i'm told...
Cm           Bb             C#                    Bb      Cm    Bb        F  
His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe of the Indian tribe.. Apache tribe
G  G# G  Cm(After Apache tribe bit) 

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real. Take a look at the plastic
cast of his foot now you know he's real. Listen real close to the audio tape not
human now you know he's real. Couldn't be a man in a gorilla suit no fuckin' way
now you know he's real. Real, real, real real, real, real really real..... real. 

Cm   Bb   C#  Bb(I think the last chord might be wrong but sounds ok)

Sasquatch

Intro: Gm D Eb D

 Gm
Senorita, tasty mamacita
 D
Tell me baby what's your name?
 Gm
Oh Conchita, Won'tcha have a seat-a
 D
Tell me baby who's to blame?
 F                                 C
I'll fucking kill the man who has done you wrong
Bbsus4                   Asus4(x2) A
My body's shaking outta control

 Gm
His name is Larry, Oh, he's really scary
 D
Drinkin' at the fucking bar
 Gm
Tap His shoulder, Muscles like a boulder
 D
Tell him that he's gone to far
 F                                 C
He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself
B
Now my blood is boilin' over my soul! 

Chorus: D Bb Csus4 C(x4)
        C A Bb C D

C#m                              B
When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground
A                        Ab
I see he's cut me with a bottle
C#m                          B
My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down
A                                Ab
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle

::Solo::

Gm
Watchin' Larry, In his sanctuary 
D
Thinkin' that he got away
Gm
With Conchita, Oh my mamacita 
D
Kissing him upon the face
F                             C
I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you
Bsus4                           Asus4(x2) A
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control

Chorus: D Bb Csus4 C

(C)           D       Bb Csus4 C    
Ah I'm sorry mamacita
(C)           D       Bb Csus4 C    
Oh my little senorita
(C) D       Bb Csus4 C Asus4 A D
I? senorita

Señorita

Intro: Em|C|D|D x2
Em|C|D|D
This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
 Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
 And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
 Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
Em D/F#|G C| A7|A7
 And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
 He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
 He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
 "Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
Em|C|D|D
 So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
 And Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below
Em|C|D|A7
 Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
 He looked at the ground
 And he looked on the stage
 The lava was throwing
And boiling inside the old Kage
Em D/F#|G C| A7|A7
 As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
 He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
 He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
 He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore

Em|C|G|D
 No one respected him
 They just rejected him
 No one would represent Kage
Em|C|G|A7
 Left on the streets of his dreams
 He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa

 [Solo] 
Em|C|D|D x3
Em|C|D|H7

Em|C|D|D
 Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
 They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
 So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through
 The rain To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
Em D/F#|G C| A7|A7
 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
 He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
 Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same! 

 Aaaah! 

Em|C|G|D
 RAGE KAGE! 
 OH RAGE KAGE! 
 There'd be magic inside that old name
Em|C|D|A7
 And you know that you know
 When you're going completely insane
Em|C|G|D
Oh the Rage Kage! 
 Oh the Rage Kage! 
 All the line we rolled once again
Em|C|D|A7...
 And you know
 Yes you know
 When you're going completely insane
Em D/F#|G C| A7|A7
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 
 Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Cage

Am
Moses came down from the hill
Holding the rules in his hand
Looked all around
Suddenly found
No one was listening

Now it's time to throw down

           Am F D G
So throw down
        Am F D G
Throw down
           Am F D G
We throw down
        E
Throw down
Am
Jesus turned water to wine
The star in the sky was a sign
They called him a liar
You're not the messiah
Get out of the temple
                        
Now it's time to throw down
         Am F D G
So throw down
Yeah throw down
We throw down
        E
Throw down
                       Am
And then came a man i can't name
Because if i do i'll be maimed
They'll chop off my head
And then i'll be dead
You know who i'm talking about 

It's time to throw down
          Am F D G
So throw down
Yeah throw down
We throw down aaah
       E
Throw down

Dm                   Am 
All religions of the world today
G                    Am
We got to leave 'em alone
Dm                        Am                                    
We got to use our fucking brains today
             F
Before we're gone
             E
Before we're gooone

RIGHT NOW!!!

Am F D G (x3)
       E (x1)
Am
The three of them fall in the rain
The world was completely insane
Zombie alarms
Nuclear advance
Crazy but i'm fucking that

It's time to throw down
          Am F D G
So throw down
Yeah throw down
Throw down yeah
       E
Throw down

Am

Throwdown

Am   
To be the best We got to pass the test
We gotta make it all the way
Am                E                    Am  
To the top of the mountain We can do it again!
Am
To feel the high We got to learn to fly
We got to take it to the sky
Am                 E                            Am
On the wings of an eagle! You`re the best in the world!
Am                       G
You are the best but you say you don`t know
Am                          G 
You got the touch, now come on let it show
Am                         G                    F  
You call the shots But you know that you gots to believe in
E                               G
The things that you're dreaming, Your search for the meaning
D                 F 
Is very Revealing, The power of Healing
C                      B                       E 
Is what you're feeling, You gotta belieeeeeeeeeeeve
                      Am
That you`re smply the best!

To Be The Best

Intro

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Listen to rhythm of the chords played ^



Am
This is the greatest and best song in the world...   Tribute.
Am
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
Am
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
Am
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon...
Am
In the middle of the road.
Am
And he said:
A5 (Palm-Muted)
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls."
Am
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
Am
And we each said...   "Okay"

Am                                 G
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
F
Just so happened to be,
Am                   G             F
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

D                          F
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
        C                     G
One and one make two, two and one make three,
        F
It was destiny.
D                           F
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
         C                      G
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
         F
And the grass don't grow...

Am
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Am
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
Am
And the beast was done.
Am
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
Am
And we said, "Nay. We are but men!"

ROCK!

D     F     C       G
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
F
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

Am               G                   Am
This is not The Greatest Song in the World.
Am                 G        Am
No, this is just a tribute.
Am                    G                    Am
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World.
Am            G        Am
No, this is a tribute, oh.

Am G               D           F
   To The Greatest Song in the World, All right!
Am G                   D           F
   It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right!
Am         G
It was the best muthafuckin' song
D                        F
The greatest song in the world.

Solo: Am - G - D - F   (x2)

Am               G
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
D                        F
The song we sang on that fateful night,
Am                       G                  D      F
It didn't actually sound anything like this song.

               Am           G           D      F
This is just a tribute! You gotta' believe me!
                    Am      G                 D      F
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
          Am        G
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
D                    F
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Am   G   D   F

E     F     G         E     F             E     F
            All right!          All right!

Am

[Intro]

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Tribute intro

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Wonderboy

D                          Bb
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
D                       Bb
  There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly
D5                 F#m                           Bm          Asus4  G  A
   not much to say    when you're high above the mucky-muck, yeah,    yeah

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5        F#m           Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

D  Bb  D  Bb  D  Bb  D  Bb

   D                                                 Bb
   Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
                               D                                  Bb
   Arch rival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy
        D5                                                 F#m
   What powers do you ask? I dunno, how about the power of flight?
                            Bm                           Asus4
   That do anything for ya?    That's levitation, Holmes
                                   G                       D
   How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
        Em            A7        A     D
   With mind bullets!    That's telekinesis, Kyle
   G                      A7
       How 'bout the power,    to move you?
D          Bb             D
History of Wonderboy, and Young NastyMan
Bb
Riggah-go-goo, riggah-goo-goo
  D5                   F#m
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold
    Bm                      G   A     D
And blasting forth in three-part harmony

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5        F#m       Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

D  Bb (4x)

         D
   Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
   Bb                                              D
   they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen,
                               Bb
   And they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
   D5              F#m       Bm           Asus4  G   A        C  G  D
   Me! And KG! ("That's me"),    we're now Tena   -   cious D!

   Come fly with me, fly

D  Bb (4X)

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5            F#m       Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

   D   Bb                  D                    Bb
   Oh! Take my hand! Young Nasty Man, and we'll fly!
                  D                       Bb
   Bring out your broadsword, there's the hydra
             D                    Bb
   Slice his throat, and grab his scrote
                D                        Bb
   You take the high road, I'll take the low
   D                         Bb                     D
   There, the crevasse, fill it, with some mighty juice!

Intro: C D C D (x2)


C D
Si es que no puedes hablar
C D
no te atrevas a volver
C D
si te quieres ocultar
C D
tal vez te podria ver
Em D C G C
y el amor que no sabe a quien y que
G C
hablará si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazara otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz

C D


C D
Si no puedes escuchar
C D
aunque insistas hablaré
C D
si lo quieres mírame
C D
y tus ojos hablaran tal vez
Em D C G C
sentiras el amor e iras tras el
G C
hablaras si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazará otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz


Em G C G
.(CUERDAS)... abrazaméeeeeeeee..
C Em F
quiero despertarme y entender

Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y que haces aquì
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz
G C
y te hace feliz

C D
(fin)

Habla si puedes

C
Working the village shop
E
Putting a poster up
Am
Dreaming of anything
C              Am               Em               Dm
Dreaming of the time when you're free from all the trouble you're in

C
In the mud, on your knees
E
Trying hard not to please
Am
Anyone, all the time
C              Am
Being a rebel's fine
           Em            C
But you go all the way to being brutal

Chorus:
G
You will have a boy tonight
You will have a boy tonight
F
On the first bus out of town
On the first bus out of town

Let's see your kit for games
All the girls look the same
You are challenging style for running miles
You're running miles in some boy's jumper

Boo to the business world!
You know a girl who's tax free on her back and making
Plenty cash
While you are working for the joy of giving

Chorus:
You will have a boy tonight
You will have a boy tonight
And you hope that she will see
And you hope that she will see

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got while licking railings

But you read in a book
That you got free from Boots
There are lotions, there are potions
You can take to hide your shame from all those prying eyes

Lazy Jane, all the time
Painting lines
You sleeping at bus stops
Wondering how you got your name
And what you're going to do about it.

Chorus

Lazy Line Painter Jane

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Zebra

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

C                     G
Se a vida as vezes dá uns dias de segundos cinzas
           Am           F
E o tempo tic taca devagar
         Dm                   Am
Ponha o teu melhor vestido, brilha teu sorriso
      F              C
Vem pra cá, vem pra cá

                                     G
Se a vida muitas vezes só chuvisca, só garôa
        Am               F
E tudo não parece funcionar
         Dm                  Am
Deixe esse problema a toa, pra ficar na boa
      C
Vem pra cá

Refrão:
            Am              F
Do lado de cá, a vista é bonita
          C           G
A maré é boa de provar
            Am                 F
Do lado de cá, eu vivo tranquila
                  C          E7
E o meu corpo dança sem parar
            F                  C                 G
Do lado de cá, tem música, amigos e alguém para amar
            C G Am F
Do lado de cá
            C G Am F
Do lado de cá

refrão:
           Am            F
Do lado de cá, a vista é bonita
          C           G
A maré é boa de provar
            Am                 F
Do lado de cá, eu vivo tranquila
                  C          E7
E o meu corpo dança sem parar
            F                 C                 G
Do lado de cá, tem música, amigos e alguém para amar
            Am
Do lado de cá

             Am7M            Am7
A vida é agora, vê se não demora
  Dm            E7
Pra recomeçar
Am           Am7M          Am7
É so ter vontade de felicidade
  Dm     G
Pra pular

Refrão:
            Am              F
Do lado de cá, a vista é bonita
          C        G
A maré é boa de provar
            Am                 F
Do lado de cá, eu vivo tranquila
                  C         E7
E o meu corpo dança sem parar
              F                C                  G
Do lado de cá, tem música, amigos e alguém para amar
            C G Am F
Do lado de cá
            C G Am F
Do lado de cá
            ( C G Am F ) (2x)
Do lado de cá

Do Lado De Cá

Verse 1:
           B
I'm going back to the time when we owned this town
      E
Down Powder Mill Lane, in the battlegrounds
C#m        B                   G#m  B     F#
We were friends and lovers and clueless clowns


Verse 2:
                      B       
I didn't know I'd be finding out now I was torn from you
         E
When we thought about things we were gonna do
C#m      B                    G#m B  F# 
We were wide eyed dreamers and wiser too


Chorus:
               E              B 
Go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café


Verse 3:
                          B
I'm begging you for some sign, but you've still got nothing to say
        E
Don't turn your back on me, don't walk away
C#m     B                   G#m  B   F#
I'm a better man now than I was that day


Chorus:
                      E              B 
Let's go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

                 E               B
Go down to the bandstand on the pier
           G#m                    F#
Watch the drunks and the lovers appear
                      E                     G#m   F#     
Take time, just the stars at the Sovereign Light Café


Bridge:
   E        B           F#
I wheel my bike off the train,
        F#
Up the North Trade Road,
 E        B             F# 
Look for you on Marley Lane
                          G#m
In every building, every streetlight
                   E               F#  G#m  B  F#
Oh why did we ever go so far from home?


Verse 4:
                        B
You keep on leaving me mile long traces of who you are
         E
You can get a big house and a faster car
C#m      B                    G#m   B  F#
You can run away boy, but you won't go far


Chorus:
                      E              B
Let's go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

                    E                B
Stroll down to the bandstand on the pier
           G#m                    F#
Watch the drunks and the lovers appear
                     E                      G#m   F#
Take time, just the stars at the Sovereign Light Café 

      E            B    G#m
La la la la la la la la Yeah, 
     F#                      E       B   F#
I'm going where the people know my name


Outro:
E B G#m F#
E B G#m F# B

Sovereign Light Cafe

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Ocean

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E|-3-3-----3-----3|
C|----------------|
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Better Than

C - Am - Fm - G     x2

VERSO:
C            Am
como quisiera ver
Fm
gritando otra vez
G
al grande Kurt Cobain
C         Am
incomprendido
Fm
vistiendo de mujer
G
al mundo vomito

PRE-CORO:

E                           Am
porque morir ya no es gran cosa

Coro
F
Si tienes un problema
Dm
Difícil de arreglar
C                G
comienza por hablar
           Dm
con la verdad

rompe el destino
        Am       G
no pares de soñar
                   F
que se puede triunfar ohohoho !!

VERSO:

C            Am
como quisiera ver
Fm
a Marley otra vez
G
cantando en un club
C           Am
archibrillante
Fm
supo combinar
G
La Música Y La Paz

PRE-CORO:

E                           Am
porque morir ya no es gran cosa
Coro

F
si tienes un problema
Dm
difícil de arreglar
C                 G
comienza por hablar
           Dm
con la verdad

rompe el destino
        Am      G
no pares de soñar
                   F
que se puede triunfar ohohoh !




C - Am - Fm - G
C - Am - Fm - G



Coro
F
si tienes un problema
Dm
difícil de arreglar
C                 G
comienza por hablar
           Dm
con la verdad

rompe el destino
        Am      G
no pares de soñar
                  F
que se puede triunfar

Dm
si tienes un problema
F
difícil de arreglar
C                 G
comienza por hablar
           Dm
con la verdad

rompe el destino
        Am      G
no pares de soñar
                 F
que se puede triunfar



FINAL:

C - Am - Fm - G

Rompe El Destino

INTRO:
D-A-Bm-G
D-A-E-G

A)
Bm            D
Anoche la vi pasar
A              E
su cara me hizo tiritar
Bm        D
jamas olvidare 
             E       F#    
lo que me hizo ayer

A)
Bm            D
Su cara se transformo
A        E
que diabolica actitud
Bm             D
su puño cerrado
       E                             F#
avanzo y me reventó la nariz

B)
          G
*Nac, nac 
                    D     Em          
quien toca la puerta
                 B9-Bm
es combo final
      D           E
no abra la puerta*

A)
No se si andar
escondiendome de ti
si se que mañana 
andaras por ahí

A)
Yo se lo que quieres tu
quieres mi beso final
amiga lo siento
pero a mi 
me gusta tu mamá

B)
          G
*Nac, nac 
                    D     Em          
quien toca la puerta
                 B9-Bm
es combo final
      D           E
no abra la puerta*

B)
...matar
si yo no sabia
fue casualidad
no abra la puerta*

C)
F#                   G
Si tengo que dejar 
                          D
si tengo que olvidar
                            C#m
las cosas que me gustan mas 
                       Bm
lo voy hacer igual
                           G
Si tengo que arrancar 
                         D
si tengo que patearte a ti
                          E
que no te quepa duda
              F#
lo haré igual

B)
          G
*Nac, nac 
                    D     Em          
quien toca la puerta
                 B9-Bm
es combo final
      D           E
no abra la puerta*

B)
... matar
si yo no sabia
fue casualidad
a mi me gustaba
pero apareció su...

B)
... mamá
no tengo la culpa
combo final
      D           E         -  D   -  E
lo siento... final.*

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