Tenacious D (often referred to as &quot;The D&quot; and sometimes introduced as &quot;The Greatest Band in the world. Period.&quot;) is an American satirical rock duo formed by musicians and actors Kyle Gass and Jack Black in Los Angeles, California in 1994. Their music fuses vulgar absurdist comedy with rock music in a style that critics have described as &quot;mock rock&quot;. The band first gained reputation in 1999, starring in a self-titled HBO TV series.

Tenacious D est un groupe de rock satirique américain. Le groupe est un duo composé des musiciens et acteurs Jack Black et Kyle Gass qui sont à la fois chanteurs et guitaristes acoustiques.  Le groupe s

Tenacious D  ist eine komödiantische Rock-Band, bestehend aus Kyle Gass und Jack Black, die beide sowohl Musiker als auch Schauspieler sind.  Kyle Gass und Jack Black begannen als Bühnen-Act, worauf sie in einer Serie von Kurz-Comedyfilmen bei HBO auftraten. Tenacious D veröffentlichten ihr erstes Album im Jahr 2001. Bei Live-Auftritten spielen sie nur mit akustischen Gitarren. Für ihr Album nahmen sie sich den Schlagzeuger und Gitarristen Dave Grohl von den Foo Fighters, den Keyboarder Page McConnell, den Gitarristen Warren Fitzgerald und den Bassisten Steve McDonald zur Hilfe.

Tenacious D (tambien conocida como The D) es un grupo de rock satírico compuesta por los musicos y actores Kyle Gass (tambien conocido como KG o Rage Kage) y Jack Black (JB o Jables). Son conocidos por su rock clasico mezclado con letras comicas. La banda ganó fama en 1999, gracias a su programa televisivo de mismo nombre.  En sus dos albumes la bateria está tocada por Dave Grohl (de Nirvana, Foo Fighters y Them Crooked Vultures).  

Am   
To be the best We got to pass the test
We gotta make it all the way
Am                E                    Am  
To the top of the mountain We can do it again!
Am
To feel the high We got to learn to fly
We got to take it to the sky
Am                 E                            Am
On the wings of an eagle! You`re the best in the world!
Am                       G
You are the best but you say you don`t know
Am                          G 
You got the touch, now come on let it show
Am                         G                    F  
You call the shots But you know that you gots to believe in
E                               G
The things that you're dreaming, Your search for the meaning
D                 F 
Is very Revealing, The power of Healing
C                      B                       E 
Is what you're feeling, You gotta belieeeeeeeeeeeve
                      Am
That you`re smply the best!

To Be The Best

B
 Sun shining, it's a Hell of a day
C                    D           G - A
 Riding back and it's headed your way
                   B
 D's here, now we're putting on a show
C                  D
 We're sneaking up, climbing into your window

Bridge:
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G - F-F#-G-A

                        B
 Out rocking, yea we're rocking again
C                 D           G - A
 Black Mamba is my personal friend
                       B
 Phil Jackson is the master of zen
C                   D                        G - F#
 We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend


Chorus:
A           G           D
 It's the rise of the phoenix,
A           G        D
 It's the call of attack
A                    G          D
 And you'll know when you've seen us
       G     D      E
 The fucking D is back, ya'll!

Bridge:
A - B - C - D - G-A
B - C - D - G-A

                    B
 Lovemaking all the way to the top
C                  D              G - A
 Boots smoking, but I'm not gonna stop
                  B
 Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
C                 D               G - F#
 Hot-blooded, that's a lots of romance


Chorus:
A           G           D
 It's the rise of the phoenix,
A           G        D
 It's the call of attack
A                    G          D
 And you'll know when you've seen us
       G     D      E
 The fucking D is back.

Bridge:
 A - A4 - A - A4

[play with the chords below to make it sound like the picking]

 A - E - G - A A4

A                 E
 But what if it's true?
       G                               A
 If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
A                  E
 And what will we do,
        G                               A
 About all the fans who have The D tattoo?
A                      E
 They'll have them removed,
         G                              A
 They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
A        E
 Tattoos..
         G                              A
 They'll have to laser off their D tattoos

 |solo|: A-E-G-A
         A-E-G-A

    A
[JB:] Wait a minute Kage.
    G
[KG:] What's that you say?
    D
[JB:] You know it's not too late.
    A
[KG:] Yes, it is too late.
    A
[JB:] We only need one hit.
    G
[KG:] Just imagine it.
    D
[JB:] We could be the shit!
    A
[Both:] Too legit to quit!

      A        G        D
 One hit! One hit! One hit!
                          A
 Yea, were hoping this is it
      A          G           D
 One hit! Top 10 hit! Top 40 hit!
            A
 Top 1,000 hit!

           A
 I don't care,
                G
 As long as we get there!
                D
 We'll start a new,
              A                     A-G-D-A 
- A
 And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo!
G         D
 You can get a new Tenacious D ta...
 A
 toooo....... yooo

Rize Of The Fenix

Em D E

Em
Well it's 3pm, time to lock the gate
Gotta get it on the stage
              D                                 E
My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day

       Em
When I check the mic, I fuckin' check the mic
I fuckin' checka-checka one, two, three
        D                                   E
I plug it in, I make it sound as good as can be

        Em
Cause the rockers rock, but the roadies roll
Gotta take mic because I take control
        D                             E
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage

           Em
Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes
          D                            E
And he hides off in the shadows off the stage

           C
Because the roadie
A7                             E
Looks a thousand miles with his eyes
             C
And when the crowd roars
A7                               E
Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes
Tears of pride

            C
Because he brought you the show
    A7
But you will never know
     C
He's changing the strings
       A7
While hiding in the wings
    C           A7                     E
No matter how hard, the show must go on

Em
Then a beautiful girl come to me
She say, "Hey can I sucka your dick?"
        D             E
I say, "Yays, I am in love"
          Em
Then she quickly say, "I sucked your dick
Now give me that backstage pass
         D                           Em
I do not want you roadie, I want KG's chode"

C                                     A7
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams
C                                       A7
Without me there'd be no sound from those amps
C                                     A7
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
                        E
But you don't applaud for me

             C               
No, I am the roadie!
A7                                E
Lonesome warrior searching for the soul
             C        A7
No, I am the roadie!
               E
I make the rock go!

C   A7  C   A7  C  A7  E
Roadie, roadie, roadie! 

# Enjoy! :D

Roadie

Intro: Gm D Eb D

 Gm
Senorita, tasty mamacita
 D
Tell me baby what's your name?
 Gm
Oh Conchita, Won'tcha have a seat-a
 D
Tell me baby who's to blame?
 F                                 C
I'll fucking kill the man who has done you wrong
Bbsus4                   Asus4(x2) A
My body's shaking outta control

 Gm
His name is Larry, Oh, he's really scary
 D
Drinkin' at the fucking bar
 Gm
Tap His shoulder, Muscles like a boulder
 D
Tell him that he's gone to far
 F                                 C
He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself
B
Now my blood is boilin' over my soul! 

Chorus: D Bb Csus4 C(x4)
        C A Bb C D

C#m                              B
When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground
A                        Ab
I see he's cut me with a bottle
C#m                          B
My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down
A                                Ab
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle

::Solo::

Gm
Watchin' Larry, In his sanctuary 
D
Thinkin' that he got away
Gm
With Conchita, Oh my mamacita 
D
Kissing him upon the face
F                             C
I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you
Bsus4                           Asus4(x2) A
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control

Chorus: D Bb Csus4 C

(C)           D       Bb Csus4 C    
Ah I'm sorry mamacita
(C)           D       Bb Csus4 C    
Oh my little senorita
(C) D       Bb Csus4 C Asus4 A D
I? senorita

Señorita

Intro:

G(x2)  -  C(x2)  -  G(x2)  -  D(x2)

G
She's 39 but she still looks young
C
Not very young, but a lot of fun
G                          D
She's my 39th lady, in the sun

G
49 and I'm feeling fine
C
In the sun, it's a lot of fun
D                  C                    G
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

Am                       D
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
G                            Em
I think about her every damn night
Am              C                         G
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

G
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
C                                 D
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
C                   G
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore

   Em
Oh!
                C
Don't you call her a whore
G
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
Em                    C
She's sweet and she's getting old
          D
And she's mine, to have and to hold

G
She needs a dentist appointment quick
C
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
D                        C                     G
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus

G
I stick the finger in it!
Am                  D
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
Em                C           G
And I fuckin' gots to spew
             D                       G
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
G
Get me a tissue

G
Chardonnay in the setting sun
C
She's 39, but she's number one
D                       C
Get the apartment just right 
G
she's comin' over tonight

Em                C
I like it cause I don't feel scared
Em       D
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
                C
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
                           G
She's knockin' on my door!

G
I open the door
C
There she is, not too bad, good enough
D                C                   G
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Am                         D                   G
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Am                      D                    Em
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
C            D              G
Mature woman, she's my lady

G              C
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
C                                   D
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
C                                                G
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
G
Special lady

G                  C     
We can see a fuckin' movie
         D         C                G
And agree it's a total piece of shit
G                 C
Comfortable shoes, never loose
D              C                      G
We can fuckin' talk about some things

Am               D             G
She don't need no diamond rings
Am          D   
She don't need no 
              G
Diamond rings

D Dsus4 D Dsus4

D Dsus4 D Dsus4 
G G
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
A G D A7

D Dsus4 D Dsus4 
G G
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
A G D

A G

G

G


A|-----9------8------7-----|
E|---5---5--4---4--3---3---|
C|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|


D6 D6 D6 D6

D6

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Rock Is Dead

Verse 1:

  D     Dsus4  Dadd5         Dsus4
I cant, get to sleep tonight,
   D      Dsus4      Dadd5  Dsus4
No matter how hard I try.

Chorus 1:

          Bm             A
'Cos it's cold, and it's dark,
        Bm        A
And the wind is a-whistlin'
      G                         A7
And I can't seem to put out the light.



Verse 2:

D             Dsus4         Dadd5  Dsus4
 Mamma's been searching for baby,
    D           Dsus4         Dadd5  Dsus4
But baby's been tryin' to get home.

Chorus 2:

          Bm             A
'Cos it's cold, and it's dark,
        Bm          A             G
And the moon cannot light the way.
            A7
And Daddy's gone...
I'm just a baby!

Outro:

D  Dsus4  Dadd5  Dsus4

Baby

(0:42)
      B      D      F#                G
(JB)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      G            D        A
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      G           D                   A
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off

(1:24)
      E
(JB)  If we win,
      E                  Am                  E
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      E                 Am   F  C   G   A
      and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
      Am
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?

           G               (strum on...
(JB)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG)  What!?
(JB)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        C
(JB)  To be your little bitch

(3:03)

Tenacious D:
(JB)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      Gm                             Bb
(KG)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB)  Listen to me-
                  D                              Gm
(KG)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB)  God dammit Kage,
                 Gm
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 Bb
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG)  Noo
                D                          Gm
(JB)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG)  Dude,
            Gm
      we've been through so much shit
         Eb
(JB)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      Bb                                D
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down

      Gm
(JB)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      Eb                         Bb           F
(KG)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      Gm
(JB)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      Eb                             Bb         F
(KG)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      Gm
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      Eb                       Bb          F
(KG)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      Gm
(JB)  C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      Eb               Bb           F
(KG)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out



             Gm              D
(JB)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   Bb                  D
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  Gm                     D
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                Bb                   D
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   Gm                   D
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  Bb                F
      you are the devil, we are the D
                 Gm            D
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D 
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F    End on G
      We are the D, We are the D

Beelzeboss

Intro:E G D A D (Repeat 5 times)

E G D A D (x5 times through out the yelling)
Aaah! Arghhh!
E             G    D    A   D
I do not need, (he does not need)
E           G  D   A   D
A microphone (A microphone)
E                  G D A D
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
E           G  D   A   D
Powerful!!
E           G  D   A   D (x 3 times)
Aaah!! Arghhh!
E           G  D   A   D
Sorry...
E           G  D   A   D
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
E                G  D    A    D
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
E           G  D   A   D
But that shit happens to me,
E           G  D   A   D
all the time!
E           G  D   A   D(x 5 times and then rest one measure)

E               G D  A  D
Now take a look (take a look)
E                       G   D   A   D
tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
E              G    D  A   D
We've got the Pick of Destiny!
E  G  D   A   D (repeat till your done screaming)
AAAH! Arghhh!!

Master Exploder

[Intro] Em  D C/G Em
        Em  D B7  Em 
        Em  D C/G Em
        Em  D B7 

Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G              Em
I really fuckin' miss you
Em       D            B7            Em
I'm all alone all the time, all the time
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G                 Em
The things we did together
C/G   D        B7
Where have you gone?

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Aaah... Em  D  C/G  Em
        Em  D  B7   Em
        Em  D  C/G  Em
        C/G D  B7

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D 
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

[Solo]  Em  D  C/G  Em
        Em  D  B7   Em
        Em  D  C/G  Em
        C/G D  B7

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Dude ( I Totally Miss You)

A--7-9-10-9-7-6-7-9-2-4-6-7-5-3-2-0-------0-2-0-------
E-----------------------------------3-2-3-------3-2-0-

A--7-6-7-6-7-2-5-3-0---0-2-3---2-3-5-
E--------------------0-------0-------

A--7-6-7-6-7-2-5-3-0---0-2-3---2-3-2-0-
E--------------------0-----------------

A--2-3-5-7--7-8-7-5--5-7-5-3--3-5-3-2-
E-------------------------------------

A--7-6-7-6-7-2-5-3-0-
E--------------------

Classico

Intro: Dm Am F C G


Dm
A long ass fuckin' time ago,

In a town called Kickapoo,
Am
There lived a humble family

Religious through and through.
F                   
But yay there was a black sheep
C                     G
And he knew just what to do.
Dm
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
Am
A vision he did see-eth of

Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
F                 C              G
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.             G
        A                              C
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
       G                  
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
       A#                
With a long and shiney blade!
      A
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
     C   
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
     G
And if you try to fuck with me,
     A#                A
Then I shall fuck you too!      
C             G
Gotta get it on in the party zone!     
C               G
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!    
C            G
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!       
C            G
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!      


[ G - C - G - A# - D# - A# - F - B - F - G# - C# - G# ]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,

My way you never [born?].

Your brother's ten times better than you,

Jesus loves him more.

This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.

Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.

You'll become a mindless puppet;

Beelzebub will pull the strings!

Your heart will lose direction,

And chaos it will bring.

You'd better shut your mouth,

Better watch your tone!

You're going for a week with no telephone!

Don't let me here you cry,

Don't let me hear you moan!

You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

G
Dio can you hear me?
      B
I am lost and so alone.
    F
I'm askin' for your guidance.
          G#
Won't you come down from your throne?
  G                              B
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
   F
My father thinks you're evil,
         G#
But man, he can suck a cock.
G
Rock is not The Devil's work,
     B
It's magical and rad.
     F                          G#
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.
  G
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
        B
You are hungry for the rock.
       F
But to learn the ancient method,
       G#
Sacred doors you must unlock.
  G       
Escape your father's clutches,
           B
And this oppressive neighborhood.
     F
On a journey you must go,
   G#                     G
To find the land of Hollywood!
       G     
In The City of Fallen Angels,
           B
Where the ocean meets the sand,
          F
You will form a strong alliance,
         G#
And the world's most awesome band.
    G          
To find your fame and fortune,
             B
Through the valley you must walk.
         F
You will face your inner demons.
    G#                   
Now go my son and rock!         


( A D# ) 3x ( G A A# C ) <- riff1

G
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
G
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
    B
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.

RIFF1
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock.

Kickapoo

E	D6
 	E	D6
 	la la la       	la la la
 	C	D	E
 	la la la       	la la la   	 
 	D6
la la la la 	la la la la la la la la
 	C	D
 	la la la       	la la la
 	G
C'mon baby lets 	go

Flute Riff :
 	G	C	G	D 







 	C		G		D	G
 	ooh la la la, 	ooh papagenu, 	he's my papasass  	  	 
ooh la la la, ooh papagenu, he's my sassafrass

 	  	 
ooh la la la, ooh papagenu, he's my sassafrass



 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Down where the S	asquatch hide	, in the misty 	mountainside
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	He's got shiny d	iamonds that he's 	got to pr	otect
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Look into the S	asquatch eye	, did you know that s	ass could fly
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Sasquatch is my 	daddy and he's 	going to pro	tect, me!


Solo: Am G Bb F

Papagenu

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D 
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past 
It's a chronicling of our rise  to power! 

D           (D D4 D9 D) 
We ride with kings on mighty steeds 
C                C9 
Across the devils plain 
D           (D D4 D9 D) 
We've walked with Jesus and his cross 
C                G 
He did not die in vain  NO! 

(D  C  G) 

D          (D D4 D9 D) 
We've run with wolves  we've climbed K2 
C              C9 
Even stopped a moving train 
D                (D D4 D9 D) 
We've traveled through space and time my friends 
C                 G 
To rock this house again  rock!! 

(D  C  G) 

D          (D D4 D9 D) 
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside 
C               C9 
And we'll ride till the planets collide 
D             (D D4 D9 D) 
And if you say that we do not ride 
C                              G 
I'll turn you're fucking hide  ride!! 

(D  C  G) 

D  
Kyle's fingers be silver  Jacks voice then be gold 
C (Só deixe soar) 
But lest you think we're vain 
D 
We know you're all robots and we don't care 
C                  G 
Tenacious D  we reign! 

(D  C  G) 

D 
We rei-eign  supreme  ooooh god!! 
C    G    C     D   C     G    C    D 
Burrito supreme  and a chicken supreme 
C     G    C     D            C   G  C  D (deixe soar) 
And a cutlass supreme 
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah 
Gonna count 1 2 3 
        C  G  C  D 
Supreeeme yeaaaaaaah!!! 
Gonna count 1 2 3 
        C  G  C  D 
Supreeeeeeeemeee 
Gonna count 1 2 3 

C  G  C  D       C  G  C  D 
Burrito supreme  and a chicken supreme 
C  G  C  D 
and a cutlass supreeeme 
C  G  C  D

History

Intro:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
Em              D        C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
                 Em
I really fucking miss you
Em       D            B7 
I'm all alone all the time, 
        Em
all the time


Em              D        C                    
Dude, I totally miss you, 
                    Em
the things we did together
C     D        B7
Where have you gone?
 
 
C                  D        Em
I totally miss the honesty,
    Em                           C
and special times, and honestly
                   D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D          C 
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time
 
-Aaah...- 
 
Interlude:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
C                  D        
I totally miss the honesty, 
    Em
and special times, and honestly
C                  D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D         C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

 
Solo:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
C                  D       
I totally miss the honesty, 
    Em
and special times, and honestly
C                  D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D       C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Dude, I Totally Miss You

The Pick Of Destiny

Am                                 G
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
F
Just so happened to be,
Am                   G             F
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

D                          F
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
        C                     G
One and one make two, two and one make three,
        F
It was destiny.
D                           F
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
         C                      G
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
         F
And the grass don't grow...

Am
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Am
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
Am
And the beast was done.
Am
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
Am
And we said, "Nay. We are but men!"

ROCK!

D     F     C       G
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
F
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

Am               G                   Am
This is not The Greatest Song in the World.
Am                 G        Am
No, this is just a tribute.
Am                    G                    Am
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World.
Am            G        Am
No, this is a tribute, oh.

Am G               D           F
   To The Greatest Song in the World, All right!
Am G                   D           F
   It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right!
Am         G
It was the best muthafuckin' song
D                        F
The greatest song in the world.

Tribute

# Hidden bonus track on the D's first album.
# When u play it u have 2 have it palm muted but kinda release it as u hit the # strings :)
#    Enjoy!

   A)----9h11--11--9--9--9--9--9--9--11
#   E)----0-----0---0--0--0--0--0--0--0    Repeat Twice
       
   Then:

   A)----7h9--9--7--7--7--7--7--7--9
   E)----0----0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0

Malibu Nights

D               Gbm
This is a song, for the ladies
Em            A
But fellas, listen closely

D                Gbm
You don't always have to fuck her hard,  
   Em                        A 
In Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D                   Gbm
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                          A
And fuckin give her some smooches too

Bm                   G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey:

          D          Gbm
I'm gonna fuck you , softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D          Gbm
I'm gonna hump you , sweetly
          Em         A
I'm gonna ball you , discretely

Bm                  G
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
D                   A
And then you say, wait a minute sally!
B               G                               Em
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

D                      Gbm
What's your favorite posish?
Em                              A                           D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                       Gbm
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                             A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                             A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
    Bm                           G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
    D
But then
           Em        A         C    G    D
I'm gonna fuuuuck , yoooouu , haaaaaaaaaard!
Bb7          C             D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Fuck Her Gently

F                     C     
 With karate I'll kick your ass
      G                   E
 From Here to Tienomen Square
 F                C
 Oh Yeah, motherfucker
           G                         E
 Im gonna kick your fucking deriair yeah-e-yeah
 F               C              G                   E     
 You broke the rules, now I'll pull out your pubic hair
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker 
 F                          C
 Kyle Betrayed me, then he lied, tried to hide it
        G                           E
 But I kept it deep inside and you know the reason why
 F                    C          G                  E
 I'm gonna kick your ass, from here, to right over there
 F                C
 Oh Yeah, motherfucker
           G                         E
 Im gonna kick your fucking deriair yeah-e-yeah
 F               C              G                   E     
 You broke the rules, now I'll pull out your pubic hair
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker

Karate

(D)
Dio has rocked for a long, long time.

(D)                      (E)  (G) 
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.

(D) 
He has songs of wildabeasts and angels, 

(D)     (C)          (G)        (D)
He has soared on the wings of a demon.
 
(C)               
It's time to pass the torch, 

(G)              (F)            (D)
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you. 

(C)                   (G)
We're takin' you to a home, 

(D) 
But we will sing a song about you. 

(Em)                              (C)
And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of. 

(Em)                              (C)      (A) 
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow! 

(D)             (C)      (G)
Your sauce will mix with ours, 

(D)                   (C)     (G)
And we'll make a good goulash, baby. 

(D)  (C)     (G)
Dio, time to go!

(F)                (G)              (D) 
You must give your cape and scepter TO ME.

(C)                (G)
And a smaller one for KG.

(D)     (C)   (G) 
Go, go! Dio, Dio!

C
Call upon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride,
gonna smoke some weed.
Call upon my big-ass steed,
And ride, ride, ride.

C          G#     Bb        C       G#          Bb 
Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend
I don't know,
But she's built like the shit
And she's good to go, go,
She's good to go,
She's good to go.

C     G#       Bb
We are fuelled by Satan,
Yes we're schooled by Satan.
Fuelled by Satan!
Writin' those tasty riffs
just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!

C       Eb      F
We were the inventors
of the cosmic astrapode.
We've come to blow you away,
We've come to blow your nose.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
We've come to blow the show.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
You know it, you know it!

C         G#      Bb
Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about

C Eb F
But it's good to go-ah!

Explosivo

D                          Bb
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
D                       Bb
  There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly
D5                 F#m                           Bm          Asus4  G  A
   not much to say    when you're high above the mucky-muck, yeah,    yeah

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5        F#m           Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

D  Bb  D  Bb  D  Bb  D  Bb

   D                                                 Bb
   Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
                               D                                  Bb
   Arch rival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy
        D5                                                 F#m
   What powers do you ask? I dunno, how about the power of flight?
                            Bm                           Asus4
   That do anything for ya?    That's levitation, Holmes
                                   G                       D
   How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
        Em            A7        A     D
   With mind bullets!    That's telekinesis, Kyle
   G                      A7
       How 'bout the power,    to move you?
D          Bb             D
History of Wonderboy, and Young NastyMan
Bb
Riggah-go-goo, riggah-goo-goo
  D5                   F#m
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold
    Bm                      G   A     D
And blasting forth in three-part harmony

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5        F#m       Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

D  Bb (4x)

         D
   Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
   Bb                                              D
   they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen,
                               Bb
   And they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
   D5              F#m       Bm           Asus4  G   A        C  G  D
   Me! And KG! ("That's me"),    we're now Tena   -   cious D!

   Come fly with me, fly

D  Bb (4X)

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5            F#m       Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

   D   Bb                  D                    Bb
   Oh! Take my hand! Young Nasty Man, and we'll fly!
                  D                       Bb
   Bring out your broadsword, there's the hydra
             D                    Bb
   Slice his throat, and grab his scrote
                D                        Bb
   You take the high road, I'll take the low
   D                         Bb                     D
   There, the crevasse, fill it, with some mighty juice!

Wonderboy

Tenacious D

C   
Jaja, okay okay
                  F
Ya sé qué pasa aquí
   A#                            C
Encuentras la grandeza frente a ti
             C
Y no sabes bien qué sentir
       F            A#                      C
Es adorable, que jamás los humanitos cambiarán
           C       F
Despierta ya, oye bien, 
           A#                   C
este como ves es Maui, de verdad
             C                F
Sé que como yo no encuentras dos
        A#          C
Lo que miras es un semi Dios

[Coro 1]
Am         F           C
  Yo solo sé decir de nada
        E7               Am
Por el mar, el cielo, el sol
                F            C
No hay de que agradecer, de nada
     E7                    C
Soy sólo un ordinario semi yo

[Estrofa 2]
C                                F  
Hey, ¿qué fortachón el cielo elevó?
                        A#
Cuando eras de esta altura, éste
C                  C
  Si la noche enfrió, 
                  F
¿quién fue quien fuego te llevó?
       A#          
¿Qué, alguien me nombró? 
C              C       F
  Oh, yo sólo lazo el sol
          A#                    C
De nada, para estirar tu diversión
          C       F
Brisa yo hago soplar, de nada, 
   A#           C
y así tus velas elevar

[Coro 2]
Am        F            C
  Yo sólo sé decir de nada, 
        E7                  Am
por las islas que traje del mar
              F                  C
No ruegues jamás, nunca más, de nada
         E7                     Am
¡Ha! Genial es mi manera de servir, 
    F
de nada, 
    C
de nada

[Parte Rap]
C
De nada dudes ya
Hey, honestamente te explicaré 
de natural modo cada fenómeno
El mar, el sol, el gas, 
oh, ese es Maui hablando de más
Anguilas que, yo las enterré, 
de la palmera los cocos creé
Un consejo, una lección te doy
No me molestes si en mi descanso estoy
Am
  El tapiz que en mi piel se ve, 
F
  es el mapa de lo que gané
C
  Por donde fui provoqué mil sucesos
E7
  Ve al pequeñín mini Maui nomás zapateando,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ¡Hey!

[Coro 3]
Am          F              C
  Yo sólo puedo decir, de nada (de nada)
           E7              Am
Por el mundo especial que doy
                 F           C
No hay de que agradecer, de nada (de nada)
    E7                     Am
De nada hablaré, que ya me voy
          F            C
Te toca a ti decir de nada (de nada)
       E7             Am
Pues quiero esa barca ya
             F          C
Muy lejos navegaré, de nada (de nada)
       E7               Am
Pues Maui nada sabe de nadar
              F                 C  F C
(De nada) De nada (De nada) de nada
         C
Y gracias

De Nada

G      Em
I found a love for me
               C                         D
Darling just dive right in, and follow my lead
                G                 Em
Well I found a girl beautiful and sweet
          C                                  D
I never knew you were the someone waiting for me

                                 G
Cause we were just kids when we fell in love
              Em                     C               G  D
Not knowing what it was, I will not give you up this ti-ime
                   G                         Em
But darling just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own
             C                  D
And in your eyes you’re holding mine

       Em   C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D              Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight

               G                    Em
Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know
                C                                        D
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I’ll share her home
           G             Em
I found a love, to carry more than just my secrets
         C                              D
To carry love, to carry children of our own

                              G                     Em 
We are still kids, but we’re so in love, fighting against all odds
                  C               G  D
I know that we’ll be alright this ti-ime
               G                            Em 
Darling just hold my hand, be my girl, I’ll be your man
          C              D
I see my future in your eyes



       Em   C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D               Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight

G Em C D 


       Em     C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D               Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight


Perfect

BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP


C         G
Baa, baa, black sheep,
F            C
Have you any wool?

F        C
Yes sir, yes sir,
G          C
Three bags full.

C           G
One for the master,
F           C
One for the dame,

F               C
And one for the little boy
G                  C
Who lives down the lane.

Baa Baa Black Sheep

G         Em		  
1) Almost heaven,   West Virginia,
2) All my mem'ries, gather round her, 

   D			 C                G
1) Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah       River.
2) miner's lady,         stranger to blue water.

                      Em  
1) Life is old there, older than the trees, 
2) Dark and dusty,    painted on the sky, 

   D
1) younger than the mountains
2) misty taste of moonshine

   C			G
1) growin' like a breeze.
2) teardrop in my eye.

              G              D            Em        C
       Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong.
	      G               D              C            G
     West Virginia, Mountain momma, take me home Country roads


           Em       D            G 
 	I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me,
            C        G              D 
        the radio reminds her of my home far away
            Em               D            C
        and driving down the road I get a feeling 
 	       G                     D          D7    G
        that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday.

Country Roads

Intro (2X):
Am	G	F	C

Verse 1:
                C	               Am		
There's so much craziness surrounding me
                F	 	             G		            
There's so much going on it gets hard to breathe
     Am     F		                          C
When all my faith has gone you bring it back to me
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

             C	             Am		
When I'm not sure of my priorities
               F	 	             G		
When I've lost sight of where I meant to be
     Am   F		            C
Like holy water washing over me 
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 

Verse 2:
          C	                   Am		
When my head is strong but my heart is weak
              F	 	          G		
I'm full of arrogance and uncertainty
     Am      F				                          C
When I can't find the words you teach my heart to speak
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me yeah

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 

Bridge:
G                           F                 C
    Everybody’s talking in words I don't understand
G                                    F              C
    You got to be the only one who knows just who I am
Em                                    F	
    You’re shining in the distance I hope I can make it through
           D	                              G                                    
Cause the only place that I want to be is right back home with you 


Verse 3:
                 C	             Am		
I guess there's so much more I have to learn
               F	 	                       G		
But if you're here with me, I know which way to turn
        Am         F		                   C
You always give me somewhere, somewhere I can run
Am	            G	       F   C
   You make it real for me 

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

You Make It Real

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

Intro/Verse
A|--4--1--3--6---------------------------------------------------|
E|--------1--4---------------------------------------------------|
C|--8--5---------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
A|--1--4--4--4--6------------------------------------------------|
E|--------2-----4------------------------------------------------|
C|--5--8-----8---------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|

Solo
A|--8-8-8-8-8-9-6-6-8-9-I----------8-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------9-9-9-9---4-4-4-------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

A|--8-8-8-8-8-9-6-6-8-9-I------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------9-9-9-9-------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

School Friends

Verse 1:
G                                    Em        G        Em
There was a girl who lived in London town.
G                                 Em                   G      Em
The scenes and sounds, they would only bring her down
C                                   D
She had polkadots and rubies in her dreams,
C                   D
French fantasies on cinema screens...
        C             G/B    Am     G
And she knew from the finish to the start
C      G/B      Am   G
It was bound to fall apart
C         G/B     Am   Em
Thanks to Cupid's lazy dart.
Em                                D
Wouldn't it be sweet if she could die from a broken heart?

G     Em      G      Em

Verse 2: (the same chords)
There was a boy who lived inside his head.
He couldn't face the world, so he turned his back instead.
He couldn't see in front of his eyes;
His fantasies of outlaws had him hypnotised...

And he knew from the finish to the start
It was bound to fall apart
Thanks to Cupid's lazy dart.                        F
Wouldn't it be sweet if he could die from a broken heart?

   C              G           F
Behold his golden wings
       C              G         F
And behold his bronze bow.
                 C             G         F
Can you hear his silver arrows sing?
       C               G     
As his gaylied favours glow.

(then go back to the normal verse bit)

There was a boy and girl who fell in love:
They both were in love with the stars and sky above,
Cinderella, cigarettes and scenes from the past
Were chasing them too fast for this love to ever last...

And they knew from the finish to the start
It was bound to fall apart
Thanks to Cupid's lazy dart.                         F
Wouldn't it be sweet if they could die from a broken heart? 

C   G    F    C    G

Repeat F  C  G until the end. End on G.

Arrows Of Eros

Am      C              F              C
I had a dream, we were sipping whisky neat
        F              C                 G
Highest floor, the Bowery, and nowhere’s high enough
    Am              C                F             C
Somewhere along the lines, we stopped seeing eye to eye
         F               C           G
You were staying out all night and I had enough


      F           Am             F                    C       
No, I don't wanna know where you been or where you're goin’
      F               Am                 G
But I know I won't be home and you'll be on your own


            F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
            F                 C                 G
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
             F                C               G         E7   Am
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
             F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning, it ain’t me


Am        C              G         F   
Ow-ow, ah-ah the Bowery, ow-ow, ah-ah whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F         C              Am        G
Ow-ow, ah-ah the Bowery, ow-ow, ah-ah whiskey neat
F           C       G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)


Am  C  Am       C              F           C
       I had a dream, we were back to seventeen
       F                   C            G
Summer nights and the Libertines, never growing up
Am             C          F                 C
I'll take with me the polaroids and the memories
        F              C                G
But you know I'm gonna leave behind the worst of us


             F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
             F                 C                 G
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
             F                C               G         E7   Am
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
             F                    C                G               
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning

         F      C     G
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
         F      C     G
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
         F      C     G  E7  Am
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
             F                    C                G                
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning, it ain’t me


Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F            C           Am           G
No no, no no no, Bowery, no no, no no no, whiskey neat
F           C       G                     Am
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I, it ain’t me

It Ain't Me

Am
There's a sadness all around us
          F                         C
There are words we're too afraid to say
                                        Am
The things that I thought would last forever
    F              G
Are changing every day

          Am
There's a hunger can't be satisfied
        F                       C
And the streets are filled with rage
C                       Am
It's time to dig deep inside ourselves
F                       G
And face the life we've made

Am
It's gonna take two of us
C                           Am
Ijust can't do it all on my own
F				  C
I see the day gettin' brighter
G                    F
Hold me a little bit tighter

C                      Am      F
Out of the darkness in hand in hand
     Am               F        G
Baby together we will make our stand
C                             Am      F
Reach out and touch me we can win somehow
       Am              F                G
I know there's nothing that can stop us now
F              Am                 G   C
Oh, baby, come with me out of the darkness

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