Tenacious D (often referred to as &quot;The D&quot; and sometimes introduced as &quot;The Greatest Band in the world. Period.&quot;) is an American satirical rock duo formed by musicians and actors Kyle Gass and Jack Black in Los Angeles, California in 1994. Their music fuses vulgar absurdist comedy with rock music in a style that critics have described as &quot;mock rock&quot;. The band first gained reputation in 1999, starring in a self-titled HBO TV series.

Tenacious D est un groupe de rock satirique américain. Le groupe est un duo composé des musiciens et acteurs Jack Black et Kyle Gass qui sont à la fois chanteurs et guitaristes acoustiques.  Le groupe s

Tenacious D  ist eine komödiantische Rock-Band, bestehend aus Kyle Gass und Jack Black, die beide sowohl Musiker als auch Schauspieler sind.  Kyle Gass und Jack Black begannen als Bühnen-Act, worauf sie in einer Serie von Kurz-Comedyfilmen bei HBO auftraten. Tenacious D veröffentlichten ihr erstes Album im Jahr 2001. Bei Live-Auftritten spielen sie nur mit akustischen Gitarren. Für ihr Album nahmen sie sich den Schlagzeuger und Gitarristen Dave Grohl von den Foo Fighters, den Keyboarder Page McConnell, den Gitarristen Warren Fitzgerald und den Bassisten Steve McDonald zur Hilfe.

Tenacious D (tambien conocida como The D) es un grupo de rock satírico compuesta por los musicos y actores Kyle Gass (tambien conocido como KG o Rage Kage) y Jack Black (JB o Jables). Son conocidos por su rock clasico mezclado con letras comicas. La banda ganó fama en 1999, gracias a su programa televisivo de mismo nombre.  En sus dos albumes la bateria está tocada por Dave Grohl (de Nirvana, Foo Fighters y Them Crooked Vultures).  

H5 C5 D5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 Bb5

Beelze 

Bb5 A5         Bb5 A5 
I am complete! 

Both 

Bb5 A5    A5 Bb5
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Beelze

Bb5 A5              Bb5 A5 
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Bb5 A5  A5 Bb5          Bb5 A5
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
Bb5 A5                   Bb5 A5 
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
Bb5 A5             A5 Bb5       Bb5 A5    F#5  D5
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

JB

B      D      F#                G
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G            D        A
we challenge you to a rock off,
G           D                   A
Give us one chance to rock your socks off


Beelze

B5    B5    B5
Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
D5        A5   B5
The Demon Code prevents me,
D5               A5       B5
From declining a rock-off challenge.
D5            A5     A           E
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

JB

E
If we win,
E                  Am                  E
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
E                 Am   F  C   G   A
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelze
      
Am
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

JB    

    G                                      
Then you can take Kage back to hell...   

KG  

What!?

JB  

Trust me Kage it's the only way
KG  

What the fuck are you talkin about?

JB
                  C
To be your little bitch

Beelze

Fine!
B5                       C5  B5  D5  C#5 E5  D#5 G5  F#5  B5
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
C5  B5  D5C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5  B5 
I'm the devil I love metal!
C5    B5   D5    C#5  E5 D#5  G5 F#5 B5 
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
B5
I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
D5 
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
F#5                                                F#5 B5
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!
B5
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
D5
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
F#5                                             F#5 B5
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

JB 

D5
NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder

KG 

                Gm                             Bb
There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece

JB  

Listen to me-
 
KG  

            D                              Gm
He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man

JB 
 
God dammit Kage,
           Gm
he's gonna make you his sex slave,
           Bb
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise

KG  

Noo...

JB  

          D                          Gm
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam

KG 

Dude,
      Gm
we've been through so much shit

JB          

   Eb
De-activated lasers with my dick

BOTH

Bb                                D
Now it's time to blow this fucker down
Gm
c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Eb                         Bb           F
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Gm
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb                             Bb         F
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Gm
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
Eb                       Bb          F
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Gm
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Eb               Bb           F
OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out

JB

       Gm              D
Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
             Bb                  D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
            Gm                     D
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
          Bb                   D
we will defeat you, for all mankind
              Gm                   D
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
            Bb                F
you are the devil, we are the D

BOTH
           
           Gm            D
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
           Gm            D
We are the D, We are the D
       
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
          Gm             D   
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
          Gm             D
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F    G
We are the D, We are the D

Beelze

You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 
Taste my lightning, fucker! 

JB

Bb5 A5
No!

Beelze

Bb5 A5 Bb5
Ow! Fuck!
D5 
My Fuckin' horn!
D5
Oh no!

JB 

D5                    D C# D C# D C# D
From whence you came, you shall remain,
D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D
until you are, complete again!

Beelze

C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 
Nooooooo!  
E5       D#5   G5           F#5 
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
G5   F#5      G5 F#5 G5 F#5 G#5  D5 Dm
I'll get you, Tenacious D!

Beelzeboss

Intro:E G D A D (Repeat 5 times)

E G D A D (x5 times through out the yelling)
Aaah! Arghhh!
E             G    D    A   D
I do not need, (he does not need)
E           G  D   A   D
A microphone (A microphone)
E                  G D A D
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
E           G  D   A   D
Powerful!!
E           G  D   A   D (x 3 times)
Aaah!! Arghhh!
E           G  D   A   D
Sorry...
E           G  D   A   D
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
E                G  D    A    D
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
E           G  D   A   D
But that shit happens to me,
E           G  D   A   D
all the time!
E           G  D   A   D(x 5 times and then rest one measure)

E               G D  A  D
Now take a look (take a look)
E                       G   D   A   D
tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
E              G    D  A   D
We've got the Pick of Destiny!
E  G  D   A   D (repeat till your done screaming)
AAAH! Arghhh!!

Master Exploder

It is the birth of Jack Black's need for metal! Also, it brings forth Meatloaf and also Ronnie James Dio, an under-recognized rocker, and one of the gods of metal.   This is the opening song to The Pick of Destiny, a comedy/rock opera, one of the greatest rock and roll movies of all time.  ... in memory of Ronnie James Dio 1942 - 2010 ...

Intro: Dm Am F C G


Dm
A long ass fuckin' time ago,

In a town called Kickapoo,
Am
There lived a humble family

Religious through and through.
F                   
But yay there was a black sheep
C                     G
And he knew just what to do.
Dm
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
Am
A vision he did see-eth of

Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
F                 C              G
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.             G
        A                              C
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
       G                  
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
       A#                
With a long and shiney blade!
      A
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
     C   
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
     G
And if you try to fuck with me,
     A#                A
Then I shall fuck you too!      
C             G
Gotta get it on in the party zone!     
C               G
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!    
C            G
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!       
C            G
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!      


[ G - C - G - A# - D# - A# - F - B - F - G# - C# - G# ]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,

My way you never [born?].

Your brother's ten times better than you,

Jesus loves him more.

This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.

Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.

You'll become a mindless puppet;

Beelzebub will pull the strings!

Your heart will lose direction,

And chaos it will bring.

You'd better shut your mouth,

Better watch your tone!

You're going for a week with no telephone!

Don't let me here you cry,

Don't let me hear you moan!

You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

G
Dio can you hear me?
      B
I am lost and so alone.
    F
I'm askin' for your guidance.
          G#
Won't you come down from your throne?
  G                              B
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
   F
My father thinks you're evil,
         G#
But man, he can suck a cock.
G
Rock is not The Devil's work,
     B
It's magical and rad.
     F                          G#
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.
  G
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
        B
You are hungry for the rock.
       F
But to learn the ancient method,
       G#
Sacred doors you must unlock.
  G       
Escape your father's clutches,
           B
And this oppressive neighborhood.
     F
On a journey you must go,
   G#                     G
To find the land of Hollywood!
       G     
In The City of Fallen Angels,
           B
Where the ocean meets the sand,
          F
You will form a strong alliance,
         G#
And the world's most awesome band.
    G          
To find your fame and fortune,
             B
Through the valley you must walk.
         F
You will face your inner demons.
    G#                   
Now go my son and rock!         


( A D# ) 3x ( G A A# C ) <- riff1

G
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
G
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
    B
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.

RIFF1
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock.

Kickapoo

E	D6
 	E	D6
 	la la la       	la la la
 	C	D	E
 	la la la       	la la la   	 
 	D6
la la la la 	la la la la la la la la
 	C	D
 	la la la       	la la la
 	G
C'mon baby lets 	go

Flute Riff :
 	G	C	G	D 







 	C		G		D	G
 	ooh la la la, 	ooh papagenu, 	he's my papasass  	  	 
ooh la la la, ooh papagenu, he's my sassafrass

 	  	 
ooh la la la, ooh papagenu, he's my sassafrass



 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Down where the S	asquatch hide	, in the misty 	mountainside
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	He's got shiny d	iamonds that he's 	got to pr	otect
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Look into the S	asquatch eye	, did you know that s	ass could fly
 	Am	G	Bb	F
 	Sasquatch is my 	daddy and he's 	going to pro	tect, me!


Solo: Am G Bb F

Papagenu

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D 
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past 
It's a chronicling of our rise  to power! 

D           (D D4 D9 D) 
We ride with kings on mighty steeds 
C                C9 
Across the devils plain 
D           (D D4 D9 D) 
We've walked with Jesus and his cross 
C                G 
He did not die in vain  NO! 

(D  C  G) 

D          (D D4 D9 D) 
We've run with wolves  we've climbed K2 
C              C9 
Even stopped a moving train 
D                (D D4 D9 D) 
We've traveled through space and time my friends 
C                 G 
To rock this house again  rock!! 

(D  C  G) 

D          (D D4 D9 D) 
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside 
C               C9 
And we'll ride till the planets collide 
D             (D D4 D9 D) 
And if you say that we do not ride 
C                              G 
I'll turn you're fucking hide  ride!! 

(D  C  G) 

D  
Kyle's fingers be silver  Jacks voice then be gold 
C (Só deixe soar) 
But lest you think we're vain 
D 
We know you're all robots and we don't care 
C                  G 
Tenacious D  we reign! 

(D  C  G) 

D 
We rei-eign  supreme  ooooh god!! 
C    G    C     D   C     G    C    D 
Burrito supreme  and a chicken supreme 
C     G    C     D            C   G  C  D (deixe soar) 
And a cutlass supreme 
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah 
Gonna count 1 2 3 
        C  G  C  D 
Supreeeme yeaaaaaaah!!! 
Gonna count 1 2 3 
        C  G  C  D 
Supreeeeeeeemeee 
Gonna count 1 2 3 

C  G  C  D       C  G  C  D 
Burrito supreme  and a chicken supreme 
C  G  C  D 
and a cutlass supreeeme 
C  G  C  D

History

Intro:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
Em              D        C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
                 Em
I really fucking miss you
Em       D            B7 
I'm all alone all the time, 
        Em
all the time


Em              D        C                    
Dude, I totally miss you, 
                    Em
the things we did together
C     D        B7
Where have you gone?
 
 
C                  D        Em
I totally miss the honesty,
    Em                           C
and special times, and honestly
                   D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D          C 
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time
 
-Aaah...- 
 
Interlude:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
C                  D        
I totally miss the honesty, 
    Em
and special times, and honestly
C                  D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D         C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

 
Solo:
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  D   B7  Em 
    Em  D   C   Em
    Em  C   B7 
 
 
C                  D       
I totally miss the honesty, 
    Em
and special times, and honestly
C                  D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do


Em              D       C  
Dude, I totally miss you, 
          D
I totally miss you
Em              C                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Dude, I Totally Miss You

Verse 1:

  D     Dsus4  Dadd5         Dsus4
I cant, get to sleep tonight,
   D      Dsus4      Dadd5  Dsus4
No matter how hard I try.

Chorus 1:

          Bm             A
'Cos it's cold, and it's dark,
        Bm        A
And the wind is a-whistlin'
      G                         A7
And I can't seem to put out the light.



Verse 2:

D             Dsus4         Dadd5  Dsus4
 Mamma's been searching for baby,
    D           Dsus4         Dadd5  Dsus4
But baby's been tryin' to get home.

Chorus 2:

          Bm             A
'Cos it's cold, and it's dark,
        Bm          A             G
And the moon cannot light the way.
            A7
And Daddy's gone...
I'm just a baby!

Outro:

D  Dsus4  Dadd5  Dsus4

Baby

(0:42)
      B      D      F#                G
(JB)  Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
      G            D        A
      we challenge you to a rock off,
      G           D                   A
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off

(1:24)
      E
(JB)  If we win,
      E                  Am                  E
      you must take your sorry ass back to hell
      E                 Am   F  C   G   A
      and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
      Am
      AND WHAT IF I WIN?

           G               (strum on...
(JB)  Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG)  What!?
(JB)  Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG)  What the fuck are you talkin about?
            ...)        C
(JB)  To be your little bitch

(3:03)

Tenacious D:
(JB)  NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
                      Gm                             Bb
(KG)  There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB)  Listen to me-
                  D                              Gm
(KG)  He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB)  God dammit Kage,
                 Gm
      he's gonna make you his sex slave,
                 Bb
      your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG)  Noo
                D                          Gm
(JB)  Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG)  Dude,
            Gm
      we've been through so much shit
         Eb
(JB)  De-activated lasers with my dick
      Bb                                D
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down

      Gm
(JB)  c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
      Eb                         Bb           F
(KG)  I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
      Gm
(JB)  Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
      Eb                             Bb         F
(KG)  We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
      Gm
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
      Eb                       Bb          F
(KG)  He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
      Gm
(JB)  C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
      Eb               Bb           F
(KG)  OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out



             Gm              D
(JB)  Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
                   Bb                  D
      we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
                  Gm                     D
      we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
                Bb                   D
      we will defeat you, for all mankind
                   Gm                   D
      you hold the scepter, we hold the key
                  Bb                F
      you are the devil, we are the D
                 Gm            D
(BOTH)We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D 
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F
      We are the D, We are the D
                Gm             D
      We are the D, We are the D
                 Bb            F    End on G
      We are the D, We are the D

[Intro] Em  D C/G Em
        Em  D B7  Em 
        Em  D C/G Em
        Em  D B7 

Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G              Em
I really fuckin' miss you
Em       D            B7            Em
I'm all alone all the time, all the time
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G                 Em
The things we did together
C/G   D        B7
Where have you gone?

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Aaah... Em  D  C/G  Em
        Em  D  B7   Em
        Em  D  C/G  Em
        C/G D  B7

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D 
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

[Solo]  Em  D  C/G  Em
        Em  D  B7   Em
        Em  D  C/G  Em
        C/G D  B7

C/G                D
I totally miss the honesty
Em      
And special times, and honestly
C/G                D                  B7
I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do
Em              D
Dude, I totally miss you
C/G       B7
I totally miss you
Em              D                B7
Dude, I totally miss you all the time

Dude ( I Totally Miss You)

&quot;Classico&quot; is the second song in Tenacious D's 2006 film Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny, as well as the movie's soundtrack album.  The song, as featured in the movie, is an exploration of classical guitar music in aid of proving Kyle Gass's musical prowess to Jack Black. In it, Gass plays sections from Bach's Bourr

A--7-9-10-9-7-6-7-9-2-4-6-7-5-3-2-0-------0-2-0-------
E-----------------------------------3-2-3-------3-2-0-

A--7-6-7-6-7-2-5-3-0---0-2-3---2-3-5-
E--------------------0-------0-------

A--7-6-7-6-7-2-5-3-0---0-2-3---2-3-2-0-
E--------------------0-----------------

A--2-3-5-7--7-8-7-5--5-7-5-3--3-5-3-2-
E-------------------------------------

A--7-6-7-6-7-2-5-3-0-
E--------------------

Classico

The Pick Of Destiny

Am                                 G
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
F
Just so happened to be,
Am                   G             F
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

D                          F
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
        C                     G
One and one make two, two and one make three,
        F
It was destiny.
D                           F
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
         C                      G
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
         F
And the grass don't grow...

Am
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Am
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
Am
And the beast was done.
Am
He asked us: "Be you angels?"
Am
And we said, "Nay. We are but men!"

ROCK!

D     F     C       G
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
F
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

Am               G                   Am
This is not The Greatest Song in the World.
Am                 G        Am
No, this is just a tribute.
Am                    G                    Am
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World.
Am            G        Am
No, this is a tribute, oh.

Am G               D           F
   To The Greatest Song in the World, All right!
Am G                   D           F
   It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right!
Am         G
It was the best muthafuckin' song
D                        F
The greatest song in the world.

Tribute

# Hidden bonus track on the D's first album.
# When u play it u have 2 have it palm muted but kinda release it as u hit the # strings :)
#    Enjoy!

   A)----9h11--11--9--9--9--9--9--9--11
#   E)----0-----0---0--0--0--0--0--0--0    Repeat Twice
       
   Then:

   A)----7h9--9--7--7--7--7--7--7--9
   E)----0----0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0

Malibu Nights

D               Gbm
This is a song, for the ladies
Em            A
But fellas, listen closely

D                Gbm
You don't always have to fuck her hard,  
   Em                        A 
In Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D                   Gbm
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                          A
And fuckin give her some smooches too

Bm                   G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey:

          D          Gbm
I'm gonna fuck you , softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D          Gbm
I'm gonna hump you , sweetly
          Em         A
I'm gonna ball you , discretely

Bm                  G
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
D                   A
And then you say, wait a minute sally!
B               G                               Em
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

D                      Gbm
What's your favorite posish?
Em                              A                           D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                       Gbm
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                             A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                             A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
    Bm                           G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
    D
But then
           Em        A         C    G    D
I'm gonna fuuuuck , yoooouu , haaaaaaaaaard!
Bb7          C             D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Fuck Her Gently

F                     C     
 With karate I'll kick your ass
      G                   E
 From Here to Tienomen Square
 F                C
 Oh Yeah, motherfucker
           G                         E
 Im gonna kick your fucking deriair yeah-e-yeah
 F               C              G                   E     
 You broke the rules, now I'll pull out your pubic hair
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker 
 F                          C
 Kyle Betrayed me, then he lied, tried to hide it
        G                           E
 But I kept it deep inside and you know the reason why
 F                    C          G                  E
 I'm gonna kick your ass, from here, to right over there
 F                C
 Oh Yeah, motherfucker
           G                         E
 Im gonna kick your fucking deriair yeah-e-yeah
 F               C              G                   E     
 You broke the rules, now I'll pull out your pubic hair
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker
 F   C         G         E
       You Motherfucker

Karate

(D)
Dio has rocked for a long, long time.

(D)                      (E)  (G) 
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.

(D) 
He has songs of wildabeasts and angels, 

(D)     (C)          (G)        (D)
He has soared on the wings of a demon.
 
(C)               
It's time to pass the torch, 

(G)              (F)            (D)
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you. 

(C)                   (G)
We're takin' you to a home, 

(D) 
But we will sing a song about you. 

(Em)                              (C)
And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of. 

(Em)                              (C)      (A) 
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow! 

(D)             (C)      (G)
Your sauce will mix with ours, 

(D)                   (C)     (G)
And we'll make a good goulash, baby. 

(D)  (C)     (G)
Dio, time to go!

(F)                (G)              (D) 
You must give your cape and scepter TO ME.

(C)                (G)
And a smaller one for KG.

(D)     (C)   (G) 
Go, go! Dio, Dio!

C
Call upon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride,
gonna smoke some weed.
Call upon my big-ass steed,
And ride, ride, ride.

C          G#     Bb        C       G#          Bb 
Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend
I don't know,
But she's built like the shit
And she's good to go, go,
She's good to go,
She's good to go.

C     G#       Bb
We are fuelled by Satan,
Yes we're schooled by Satan.
Fuelled by Satan!
Writin' those tasty riffs
just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!

C       Eb      F
We were the inventors
of the cosmic astrapode.
We've come to blow you away,
We've come to blow your nose.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
We've come to blow the show.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
You know it, you know it!

C         G#      Bb
Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about

C Eb F
But it's good to go-ah!

Explosivo

D                          Bb
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
D                       Bb
  There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly
D5                 F#m                           Bm          Asus4  G  A
   not much to say    when you're high above the mucky-muck, yeah,    yeah

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5        F#m           Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

D  Bb  D  Bb  D  Bb  D  Bb

   D                                                 Bb
   Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
                               D                                  Bb
   Arch rival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy
        D5                                                 F#m
   What powers do you ask? I dunno, how about the power of flight?
                            Bm                           Asus4
   That do anything for ya?    That's levitation, Holmes
                                   G                       D
   How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
        Em            A7        A     D
   With mind bullets!    That's telekinesis, Kyle
   G                      A7
       How 'bout the power,    to move you?
D          Bb             D
History of Wonderboy, and Young NastyMan
Bb
Riggah-go-goo, riggah-goo-goo
  D5                   F#m
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold
    Bm                      G   A     D
And blasting forth in three-part harmony

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5        F#m       Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

D  Bb (4x)

         D
   Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
   Bb                                              D
   they formed a band the likes of which had never been seen,
                               Bb
   And they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
   D5              F#m       Bm           Asus4  G   A        C  G  D
   Me! And KG! ("That's me"),    we're now Tena   -   cious D!

   Come fly with me, fly

D  Bb (4X)

D       Bb   D               Bb
  Wonderboy,    what is the secret of your power?
D5            F#m       Bm          Asus4         G     A    D
   Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

   D   Bb                  D                    Bb
   Oh! Take my hand! Young Nasty Man, and we'll fly!
                  D                       Bb
   Bring out your broadsword, there's the hydra
             D                    Bb
   Slice his throat, and grab his scrote
                D                        Bb
   You take the high road, I'll take the low
   D                         Bb                     D
   There, the crevasse, fill it, with some mighty juice!

Wonderboy

Tenacious D

Intro:

G(x2)  -  C(x2)  -  G(x2)  -  D(x2)

G
She's 39 but she still looks young
C
Not very young, but a lot of fun
G                          D
She's my 39th lady, in the sun

G
49 and I'm feeling fine
C
In the sun, it's a lot of fun
D                  C                    G
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

Am                       D
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
G                            Em
I think about her every damn night
Am              C                         G
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

G
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
C                                 D
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
C                   G
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore

   Em
Oh!
                C
Don't you call her a whore
G
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
Em                    C
She's sweet and she's getting old
          D
And she's mine, to have and to hold

G
She needs a dentist appointment quick
C
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
D                        C                     G
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus

G
I stick the finger in it!
Am                  D
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
Em                C           G
And I fuckin' gots to spew
             D                       G
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
G
Get me a tissue

G
Chardonnay in the setting sun
C
She's 39, but she's number one
D                       C
Get the apartment just right 
G
she's comin' over tonight

Em                C
I like it cause I don't feel scared
Em       D
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
                C
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
                           G
She's knockin' on my door!

G
I open the door
C
There she is, not too bad, good enough
D                C                   G
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Am                         D                   G
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Am                      D                    Em
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
C            D              G
Mature woman, she's my lady

G              C
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
C                                   D
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
C                                                G
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
G
Special lady

G                  C     
We can see a fuckin' movie
         D         C                G
And agree it's a total piece of shit
G                 C
Comfortable shoes, never loose
D              C                      G
We can fuckin' talk about some things

Am               D             G
She don't need no diamond rings
Am          D   
She don't need no 
              G
Diamond rings

Am   
To be the best We got to pass the test
We gotta make it all the way
Am                E                    Am  
To the top of the mountain We can do it again!
Am
To feel the high We got to learn to fly
We got to take it to the sky
Am                 E                            Am
On the wings of an eagle! You`re the best in the world!
Am                       G
You are the best but you say you don`t know
Am                          G 
You got the touch, now come on let it show
Am                         G                    F  
You call the shots But you know that you gots to believe in
E                               G
The things that you're dreaming, Your search for the meaning
D                 F 
Is very Revealing, The power of Healing
C                      B                       E 
Is what you're feeling, You gotta belieeeeeeeeeeeve
                      Am
That you`re smply the best!

To Be The Best

B
 Sun shining, it's a Hell of a day
C                    D           G - A
 Riding back and it's headed your way
                   B
 D's here, now we're putting on a show
C                  D
 We're sneaking up, climbing into your window

Bridge:
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G-F#
A - F-E - G - F-F#-G-A

                        B
 Out rocking, yea we're rocking again
C                 D           G - A
 Black Mamba is my personal friend
                       B
 Phil Jackson is the master of zen
C                   D                        G - F#
 We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend


Chorus:
A           G           D
 It's the rise of the phoenix,
A           G        D
 It's the call of attack
A                    G          D
 And you'll know when you've seen us
       G     D      E
 The fucking D is back, ya'll!

Bridge:
A - B - C - D - G-A
B - C - D - G-A

                    B
 Lovemaking all the way to the top
C                  D              G - A
 Boots smoking, but I'm not gonna stop
                  B
 Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
C                 D               G - F#
 Hot-blooded, that's a lots of romance


Chorus:
A           G           D
 It's the rise of the phoenix,
A           G        D
 It's the call of attack
A                    G          D
 And you'll know when you've seen us
       G     D      E
 The fucking D is back.

Bridge:
 A - A4 - A - A4

[play with the chords below to make it sound like the picking]

 A - E - G - A A4

A                 E
 But what if it's true?
       G                               A
 If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
A                  E
 And what will we do,
        G                               A
 About all the fans who have The D tattoo?
A                      E
 They'll have them removed,
         G                              A
 They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
A        E
 Tattoos..
         G                              A
 They'll have to laser off their D tattoos

 |solo|: A-E-G-A
         A-E-G-A

    A
[JB:] Wait a minute Kage.
    G
[KG:] What's that you say?
    D
[JB:] You know it's not too late.
    A
[KG:] Yes, it is too late.
    A
[JB:] We only need one hit.
    G
[KG:] Just imagine it.
    D
[JB:] We could be the shit!
    A
[Both:] Too legit to quit!

      A        G        D
 One hit! One hit! One hit!
                          A
 Yea, were hoping this is it
      A          G           D
 One hit! Top 10 hit! Top 40 hit!
            A
 Top 1,000 hit!

           A
 I don't care,
                G
 As long as we get there!
                D
 We'll start a new,
              A                     A-G-D-A 
- A
 And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo!
G         D
 You can get a new Tenacious D ta...
 A
 toooo....... yooo

Rize Of The Fenix

D Dsus4 D Dsus4

D Dsus4 D Dsus4 
G G
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
A G D A7

D Dsus4 D Dsus4 
G G
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
A G D

A G

G

G


A|-----9------8------7-----|
E|---5---5--4---4--3---3---|
C|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|


D6 D6 D6 D6

D6

# Enjoy! :D

Rock Is Dead

Em D E

Em
Well it's 3pm, time to lock the gate
Gotta get it on the stage
              D                                 E
My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day

       Em
When I check the mic, I fuckin' check the mic
I fuckin' checka-checka one, two, three
        D                                   E
I plug it in, I make it sound as good as can be

        Em
Cause the rockers rock, but the roadies roll
Gotta take mic because I take control
        D                             E
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage

           Em
Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes
          D                            E
And he hides off in the shadows off the stage

           C
Because the roadie
A7                             E
Looks a thousand miles with his eyes
             C
And when the crowd roars
A7                               E
Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes
Tears of pride

            C
Because he brought you the show
    A7
But you will never know
     C
He's changing the strings
       A7
While hiding in the wings
    C           A7                     E
No matter how hard, the show must go on

Em
Then a beautiful girl come to me
She say, "Hey can I sucka your dick?"
        D             E
I say, "Yays, I am in love"
          Em
Then she quickly say, "I sucked your dick
Now give me that backstage pass
         D                           Em
I do not want you roadie, I want KG's chode"

C                                     A7
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams
C                                       A7
Without me there'd be no sound from those amps
C                                     A7
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
                        E
But you don't applaud for me

             C               
No, I am the roadie!
A7                                E
Lonesome warrior searching for the soul
             C        A7
No, I am the roadie!
               E
I make the rock go!

C   A7  C   A7  C  A7  E
Roadie, roadie, roadie! 

# Enjoy! :D

Roadie

Intro: Gm D Eb D

 Gm
Senorita, tasty mamacita
 D
Tell me baby what's your name?
 Gm
Oh Conchita, Won'tcha have a seat-a
 D
Tell me baby who's to blame?
 F                                 C
I'll fucking kill the man who has done you wrong
Bbsus4                   Asus4(x2) A
My body's shaking outta control

 Gm
His name is Larry, Oh, he's really scary
 D
Drinkin' at the fucking bar
 Gm
Tap His shoulder, Muscles like a boulder
 D
Tell him that he's gone to far
 F                                 C
He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself
B
Now my blood is boilin' over my soul! 

Chorus: D Bb Csus4 C(x4)
        C A Bb C D

C#m                              B
When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground
A                        Ab
I see he's cut me with a bottle
C#m                          B
My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down
A                                Ab
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle

::Solo::

Gm
Watchin' Larry, In his sanctuary 
D
Thinkin' that he got away
Gm
With Conchita, Oh my mamacita 
D
Kissing him upon the face
F                             C
I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you
Bsus4                           Asus4(x2) A
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control

Chorus: D Bb Csus4 C

(C)           D       Bb Csus4 C    
Ah I'm sorry mamacita
(C)           D       Bb Csus4 C    
Oh my little senorita
(C) D       Bb Csus4 C Asus4 A D
I? senorita

Señorita

Verse 1:
           B
I'm going back to the time when we owned this town
      E
Down Powder Mill Lane, in the battlegrounds
C#m        B                   G#m  B     F#
We were friends and lovers and clueless clowns


Verse 2:
                      B       
I didn't know I'd be finding out now I was torn from you
         E
When we thought about things we were gonna do
C#m      B                    G#m B  F# 
We were wide eyed dreamers and wiser too


Chorus:
               E              B 
Go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café


Verse 3:
                          B
I'm begging you for some sign, but you've still got nothing to say
        E
Don't turn your back on me, don't walk away
C#m     B                   G#m  B   F#
I'm a better man now than I was that day


Chorus:
                      E              B 
Let's go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

                 E               B
Go down to the bandstand on the pier
           G#m                    F#
Watch the drunks and the lovers appear
                      E                     G#m   F#     
Take time, just the stars at the Sovereign Light Café


Bridge:
   E        B           F#
I wheel my bike off the train,
        F#
Up the North Trade Road,
 E        B             F# 
Look for you on Marley Lane
                          G#m
In every building, every streetlight
                   E               F#  G#m  B  F#
Oh why did we ever go so far from home?


Verse 4:
                        B
You keep on leaving me mile long traces of who you are
         E
You can get a big house and a faster car
C#m      B                    G#m   B  F#
You can run away boy, but you won't go far


Chorus:
                      E              B
Let's go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

                    E                B
Stroll down to the bandstand on the pier
           G#m                    F#
Watch the drunks and the lovers appear
                     E                      G#m   F#
Take time, just the stars at the Sovereign Light Café 

      E            B    G#m
La la la la la la la la Yeah, 
     F#                      E       B   F#
I'm going where the people know my name


Outro:
E B G#m F#
E B G#m F# B

Sovereign Light Cafe

strumming pattern
D-DUD-D

F,G,C,Em7

mmmmm mmmm mmmm 

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


[Verse 1: Rihanna]

F              G
Dry! ...Me a desert
C                 Em7
Nuh time to have ya lerkin'
F                        G
Him ago act like him nuh like it
C                           Em7
You know I dealt with you the nicest
F                        G
Nuh body touch me in the righteous
C                     Em7
Nuh botha, text me in a crisis 
           F                    G
I believed all of your dreams, adoration
            C                    Em7
You took my heart and my keys and my patience
            F                        G
You took my heart on my sleeve for decoration
                C                          Em7
You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation
           F             G
All that I wanted from you was to give me
C            Em7
Something that I never had
F                   G
Something that you've never seen
C                     Em7
Something that you've never been!
F     G
Mmmmm!
      C                          
But I wake up and act like nothing's wrong
D
Just get ready fi...


[Hook: Rihanna]
F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting
F             G
Ner ner ner ner ner ner!
               C           Em7
When you a guh ner ner ner ner ner ner!
                  F                 G
Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn!
C             Em7
Beg you something please


[Verse 2: Rihanna]

F            G
Baby don't you leave
               C                 Em7
Do''t leave me stuck here in the streets, 
   F                  G
uh huh If I get another chance to
       C                Em7
I will never, no never neglect you
      F                         G
I mean who am I to hold your past against you?
       C                    Em7
I just hope that it gets to you
  F           G
I hope that you see this through
  C                      Em7
I hope that you see this true
F          G
What can I say?
       C          
Please recognize I'm tryin', baby!!!
 Em7
I have to


[Hook: Rihanna]

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


[Verse 3: Drake]

N.C.
Yeah, okay
F        G        C                   Em7
You need to get done, done, done, done at work, come over
F               G
We just need to slow the motion
C                   Em7
Don't give that away to no one
F            G
Long distance, I need you
C                          Em7
When I see potential I just gotta see it through
F                        G
If you had a twin, I would still choose you
C                           Em7
I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon
      F      G               C              
But I know you need to get done, done, done, done
   Em7
If you come over
F            G
Sorry if I'm way less friendly
C                    Em7
I got n____s tryna end me,
F G           C                 Em7
oh,     I spilled all my emotions tonight, I'm sorry
F               G
Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
C                                Em7
How many more shots until you're rollin'?
F              G
We just need a face to face
C                    Em7            F
You could pick the time and the place
               G
You spent some time away
C                Em7
Now you need to forward and give me all the...


[Hook: Rihanna]

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting

mmm mmm mmm..


[Outro: Rihanna]

work work work work work work

F G C D
F G C D

Work

Intro: C D C D (x2)


C D
Si es que no puedes hablar
C D
no te atrevas a volver
C D
si te quieres ocultar
C D
tal vez te podria ver
Em D C G C
y el amor que no sabe a quien y que
G C
hablará si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazara otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz

C D


C D
Si no puedes escuchar
C D
aunque insistas hablaré
C D
si lo quieres mírame
C D
y tus ojos hablaran tal vez
Em D C G C
sentiras el amor e iras tras el
G C
hablaras si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazará otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz


Em G C G
.(CUERDAS)... abrazaméeeeeeeee..
C Em F
quiero despertarme y entender

Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y que haces aquì
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz
G C
y te hace feliz

C D
(fin)

Habla si puedes

(Chorus)
G
You xxxx X xxx'x smile xxxx xxx
Em
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Am7
I xxx'x xxxxx xxx X xxx'x sing
D7
I'm xxxxxxx xx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxxx
(1st Verse)
G
You xxx X xxxx xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
Em
X feel xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Am7
If xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx X'x xxxxx through
D7                              G Em G Em
X just xxx'x xxxxx without xxx
(2nd verse)
G
You xxxx along xxxx xxxx x song
Em
Xxx brightened xx xxx
Am7
Whod've xxxxxxxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xx x dream
                  D7
Xxx xx xxx xxxxx light xxxxx xxxx
(Chorus)
         G 
Xxx now xxx xxx X xxx'x smile xxxx xxx
Em
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Am7
I xxx'x xxxxx xxx X xxx'x sing
D7                          Eb
I'm xxxxxxx xx xxxx xx xx anything
(3rd Verse)
Ab
You xxx X xxxx xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
   Fm
X feel xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Bbm
If xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx X'x xxxxx through
Ebm
X just xxx'x xxxxx
Ebm                                 Ab               C#
Now xxxx xxxxxx xxx happiness xxxxx so xxxx xxxx xx find
C#m                                         Eb     E
Well, X'x xxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx behind me
A
And xxx xxx X xxx'x smile xxxxxxx xxx
F#m
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Bm
X xxx'x laugh xxx X xxx'x sing
E
X'x finding xx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxxx
Bb
You xxx X xxxx xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Gm
X feel xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
Cm
If xxx xxxx knew xxxx X'x xxxxx through
F
X just xxx'x smile xxxxxxx xxx

Can't Smile Without You

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

Intro: Em  A  Em  A

       Em               A                Em                   
 A
Verse: Be on my side or be on your side, there is no reason for you to hide,
       Em                 A
       Its so hard for me stayin' here all alone, when you could be takin'
       A                Em                                             A
       Me for a ride... She could drag me, over the rainbow, send me away


        G     D         A    G  D          A
Chorus:  Down by the ri-ver,  I shot my ba-by

 Em        A
 Ooh, Ooh, shot her dead


Verse 2:You take my hand I'll take your hand, together we may get away,

        This must madness is too much sorrow, its impossible to make it

        today... She could drag me, over the rainbow, send me away


(Chorus)

(Verse 1)

Down By The River

[intro x2]
A  E  D A

A                                        E
when there's no place you feel at home
              D                               A
and you think you'd be better off alone
A                                          E
when you think there's no reason to try
               D                           A
and you hate yourself and wanna die

A                                      E
when you're filled with anxiety
             D                   A
and everyone's your enemy
A                                        E
when you wish you were someone else
                 D                        A
and you wanna go out and kill yourself

[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

(take your time)


A                       E
when you get yourself depressed
                      D                   A
because you think you can't do your best
A                                         E
when you write yourself a stupid song
           D                        A
to remind yourself that you forgot

[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

(take your time)


[BRIDGE]
# chords x2:
A  E  D  A

A|------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-2--------------------------------------------------|
C|------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----2-4-2---2-4-2-1---1-1-2-2-1-2-4-2-1-22-----------|     x2



[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

Overreacting

Intro: D-A-Bm-Em-A  x4

         D                 A                          
I'll confess tonight your all thats on my mind
        Bm            A                   D
I know these roof top nights could last forever.
              A                            Bm
we watched the seasons change, we saw the distance pull us away,
           A
from all we shared together.

D                       A
Right now is all we have you better make this count
Bm                       A
these are the moments i wish i could forget you.

D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
    Em    A
lets run away.
D                             A                             Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
    Em    A
lets run away.

play intro  x2

D                    A
I picked apart every word that you said
  Bm                              A
I dissected each sentence but kept coming up empty
D                         A
the way you are leaves me counting the days
        Bm                            A
till the next time this distance will be a memory


D                        A        
Right now is all we have you better make this count
Bm                     D
these are the moments i wish i could forget you.


D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                              Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
     Em   A
lets run away.

D-A-Bm-A

where have you been


                                                                        Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                              Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
     Em   A
lets run away


American Dream 

G Bm Em A
Well everybody's lookin' for something they can't find,
Walking straight ahead blind-folded production line,
Only taking time for one type of shoe-shine.
Don't look left/right now you got a street fine.
Everybody lookin' for just a little more.
Working late-nights trying to fight off the day glow.
Waiting for the come-around but it is a no show.
Driving in the fast lane lookin' for the slow-mo...

C D A
Oh whats in store I don't know anymore.
Oh what's inside 'cos I can't hide from it no more.
Oh what you see well it's not me anymore.
Oh I don't know well I don't know man anymore because 

G Bm Em A
I tell you once I tell you twice, gonna be a long time
But you don't take no one's advice, gonna be a long time you,
Where were you, you weren't listenin', gonna be a long time
Gonna be a long time.

G Bm Em A
So now you're face down, face lookin like a frying pan.
Hitting up the clubs trying to feel like a real man.
Beating your chest just like you're King Kong but you're just a gui-tar no-string no-song.
Feeling free like ya don't even know it, man you're towing the line hoping you just don't blow it.
Man ya stuck in the mainframe trying to win the big game so much potential it even makes it more of a shame, shame, shame...
Here we go again, same old shit just another name.
Looking at the destiny there in your palm,
But now you got your strings but you got no song.
So sing, sing, sing - shake it like a chicken wing.
It's not what you get it's about what you bring-bring-bring.
So bring it, bring it to the table, not because you have to 'cos you're willing and you're able!

C D A
Oh what's in store I don't know anymore.
Oh what's inside 'cos I can't hide from it no more.
Oh what you see well it's not me anymore.
Oh I don't know, I don't know anymore because 

G Bm Em A
I tell you once I tell you twice, gonna be a long time.
But you don't take no one's advice, gonna be a long time.
You, where were you, you weren't listening, gonna be a long time.
Gonna be a long time.

Gonna Be A Long Time

C#
There's a portrait
     Ab
In a back room
           F#
Which I'll keep for days upon
          C#
Which I relent 
              B
And gaze for hours on
    Bbm                  F#
The muscle, skin and bone
         Ab
Of some imaginary friend

F# Ab F#

        C#
So how about it 
        Ab
Show me please 
           F#
How I will look in twenty years
           C#
And let me please 
          B
Interpret history 
       Bbm        F#
In every line and scar 
               Ab                  
That's painted there in front of me

F# Ab F# Ab F# Ab

           C#
It doesn't matter
         Ab
What I'm thinking
       F#
What I tell myself to do
         C#      F#
I end up calling

       C#
I stay in to
                   Ab
Defrost the fridge
        F#
Now the kid has gone to bed
             C#
A feeling of dread
              B         
At least when she's around
    Bbm
The trouble's there
     F#                        Ab
It's worse to wake up with her falling 'round the room

F# Ab F# Ab F# Ab

       C#
Listen Johnny
              F#
You're like a mother
       C#                     F#
To the girl you've fallen for
                 C#
And you're still falling

       C#
Listen Johnny
              Ab
You're like a mother
       F#
To the girl you've fallen for
                 C#
And you're still falling

            B
And if they come tonight
       Bbm
You'll roll up tight
     F#             Ab
And take whatever's coming to you next (oh, oh oh oh)

 F# Ab to end.

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