Beelzeboss

Chords

Standard

H5 C5 D5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 Bb5

Beelze 

Bb5 A5         Bb5 A5 
I am complete! 

Both 

Bb5 A5    A5 Bb5
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Beelze

Bb5 A5              Bb5 A5 
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Bb5 A5  A5 Bb5          Bb5 A5
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
Bb5 A5                   Bb5 A5 
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
Bb5 A5             A5 Bb5       Bb5 A5    F#5  D5
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

JB

B      D      F#                G
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G            D        A
we challenge you to a rock off,
G           D                   A
Give us one chance to rock your socks off


Beelze

B5    B5    B5
Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
D5        A5   B5
The Demon Code prevents me,
D5               A5       B5
From declining a rock-off challenge.
D5            A5     A           E
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

JB

E
If we win,
E                  Am                  E
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
E                 Am   F  C   G   A
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelze
      
Am
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

JB    

    G                                      
Then you can take Kage back to hell...   

KG  

What!?

JB  

Trust me Kage it's the only way
KG  

What the fuck are you talkin about?

JB
                  C
To be your little bitch

Beelze

Fine!
B5                       C5  B5  D5  C#5 E5  D#5 G5  F#5  B5
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
C5  B5  D5C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5  B5 
I'm the devil I love metal!
C5    B5   D5    C#5  E5 D#5  G5 F#5 B5 
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
B5
I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
D5 
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
F#5                                                F#5 B5
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!
B5
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
D5
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
F#5                                             F#5 B5
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

JB 

D5
NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder

KG 

                Gm                             Bb
There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece

JB  

Listen to me-
 
KG  

            D                              Gm
He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man

JB 
 
God dammit Kage,
           Gm
he's gonna make you his sex slave,
           Bb
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise

KG  

Noo...

JB  

          D                          Gm
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam

KG 

Dude,
      Gm
we've been through so much shit

JB          

   Eb
De-activated lasers with my dick

BOTH

Bb                                D
Now it's time to blow this fucker down
Gm
c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Eb                         Bb           F
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Gm
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb                             Bb         F
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Gm
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
Eb                       Bb          F
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Gm
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Eb               Bb           F
OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out

JB

       Gm              D
Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
             Bb                  D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
            Gm                     D
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
          Bb                   D
we will defeat you, for all mankind
              Gm                   D
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
            Bb                F
you are the devil, we are the D

BOTH
           
           Gm            D
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
           Gm            D
We are the D, We are the D
       
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
          Gm             D   
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F
We are the D, We are the D
          Gm             D
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb            F    G
We are the D, We are the D

Beelze

You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 
Taste my lightning, fucker! 

JB

Bb5 A5
No!

Beelze

Bb5 A5 Bb5
Ow! Fuck!
D5 
My Fuckin' horn!
D5
Oh no!

JB 

D5                    D C# D C# D C# D
From whence you came, you shall remain,
D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D
until you are, complete again!

Beelze

C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 
Nooooooo!  
E5       D#5   G5           F#5 
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
G5   F#5      G5 F#5 G5 F#5 G#5  D5 Dm
I'll get you, Tenacious D!