Incredibad

I just had sex

Turtleneck & Chain

The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They write, produce, and are featured in the &quot;SNL Digital Shorts&quot; on Saturday Night Live (Samberg is a current cast member, Taccone and Schaffer are writers) most notably &quot;Lazy Sunday,&quot; &quot;Dick In A Box&quot; featuring Justin Timberlake, &quot;Jizz In My Pants, &quot;I Just Had Sex&quot; featuring Akon, and &quot;I'm On A Boat&quot; featuring T-Pain.

F                          G
Lock eyes from across the room
Am
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
F                          G
Take your hands, skip the names
Am
No need here for the silly games
F                          G
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
Am
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
F 		    G
Move in close as the lasers fly
Am
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

F 		      G
Leave this place go back to yours
Am
Our lips first touch outside your doors
F                            G
The whole night what we've got in store
Am
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
F                             G
And I jizz in my pants

F                             G
This really never happens you can take my word
Am
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
F                              G
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
Am
And now I jizz in my pants
F                               G
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Am
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
F
I'm very sensitive , some would say thats a plus

Am
Now I'll go home and change

(carry on with this rythem)

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

Capo 1st Fret
F                   G
I jizz right in my pants
Am
Every time you're next to me
F                    G
And when we're holdin hands
Am
Its like havin sex with me
F                     G
You say I'm premature
Am
I just call it ectasy
F                     G
I wear a rubber at all times
Am
Its a necessity
F                      G
Cuz I jizz in my pants
Am
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
F                       G
Yes I jizz in my pants
Am
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

Ji$@ In My Pants

Fm
When you?re out at a club and you see a fly girl
do the creep (haaaa)
do the creep (haaaa)

Bbm
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM

C#
Do the creep (haaaa)

Cm
And do the creep (haaaa)

Fm
Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet
It?s real easy to do and it?s called the creep

Bbm
Let your hands flop round like a marionette

C#                         Cm
Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin? your neck

Fm
Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud

Bbm,
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers

C#                         Cm
Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper

Fm
When you see a country bitch laying out at the beach
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

Bbm
And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree

C#
do the creep (haaaa)

Cm
And do the creep (haaaa)

Fm
I was six years old when I started creeping
My parents took it to their room and I started peeping

Bbm
Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads

C#                             Cm
And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed

Fm
And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born
Get popping out of momma like some kettle corn

Bbm
And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking

C#                       Cm
Cause I came clean and I came out creeping

Fm
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room
Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room

Bbm
As they dis-robed I was oogling and oggling

C#                   Cm
Little did they know that for me they was modelling

Fm
And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha
And they would dance la la la la lalala-laaa

Bbm
So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers

C#                    Cm
Don?t sleep, come and get ya creep on with me

Fm
Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding
do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

Bbm
But when you sneek into a wake and you see a beefcake

C#
Do the creep (haaaa)

Cm
And do the creep (haaa)

Fm
When the judge is a hottie and you can?t control ya body
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

Bbm
So get ya knees flexin? and your arms T-rexin?

C#
Do the creep (haaaa)

Cm
And do the creep (haaa)

The Creep

repeat throughout the whole song

           Bm          G
I just had se-eexx
           D           A
And it fe-elt so good
           Bm          G
I wanna let you let me put my penis
           D           A
Insi-ide herr

I just had se-ex!


cheers!

I Just Had Sex

E
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
     B
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
C#m 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
     A
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
E
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
     B
Yeah yeah yeah no no 
C#m
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 
     A
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
 

verse 1

E
Summertime in the city
    B
And everybody's having sex 
      C#m                                     A
You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless
 
Shoe stores
E                               B 
I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots 
                          C#m
Well let's help them back
 
Let's handle that
 
In two-to-six hours,
      A
We'll meet back here and regroup
 
Now let's shoop 
E
Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James 
            B
Hop off the buss with the Alizé
    C#m
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here? 
         A
I should diggity-ask you the same 

And she sang 
E
Hey, boys I want you both 
  B
I hope that you think that's cool 

(Say word?) 
  C#m
I know most guys won't freak together 
       A
She forgot about the Golden Rule ? a huh huh 


Chorus
      E
It's OK to put us in a three-way
         B
It's not gay when it's in a three-way 
       C#m  
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
    A 
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way


verse 2 ( same chords as verse 1)

Normally, I don't get down with dudes 
But tonight is a special exception (Great) 
See you're my best friend 
Through thick and thin 
Now it's time to make a triple connection 
Lights off 
Here in the dark (Here in the dark) 
It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell) 
Where her body ends (La la) 
And my homie's begins (Ew wee) 
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule) 
To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar) 
We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy 
The new Three's Company 

chorus

It's OK to put us in a three-way 
It's not gay when it's in a three-way 
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway 
The area's grey in a one, two three-way

verse 3 ( same chords as verse 1 and verse 2)
 
Fellas. Get ready. 
To Impress a chick 
Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck 
To Impress a chick chick 
Helicopter d*ck

chorus
 
And all of that was OK 
'Cuz it was in a three-way 
It's right there when you see the instant replay (boom) 
Maybe two is enough 
That's what they'll say 
But we'll say, "Hell no." 
It's a one, two, three-way 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

3-way ( It's Not Gay )

Am
Aww ____, get your towels ready it's about to go down 
C
Everybody in the place hit the _____ deck 
F
But stay on your ______ toes
G
We running this, let's go



Am
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat); I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
C
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat 
F
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat); I'm on a boat
G
Take a good hard look at the _______ boat 



Am
I'm on a boat _________ take a look at me
C
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
F
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
G
You can't stop me _________ cause I'm on a boat


Am
Take a picture, trick; I'm on a boat _____ 
C
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp 
F
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
G
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies



Am
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and ____
C
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
F
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
G
I'm on a boat, _______, don't you ever forget



Am
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
C
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
F
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
G
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh





Am
____ land, I'm on a boat, ______ 
C
____ trees, I climb buoys, ______ 
F
I'm on the deck with my boys, ________ 
G
This boat engine make noise, ________



Am
Hey ma, if you could see me now 
C
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow 
F
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow 
G
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible



Am
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
C
It's a big blue watery road 
F
Poseidon
G
Look at me, 
Am
Never thought I'd see the day
C
When a big boat coming my way
F
Believe me when I say
G
I ______ a mermaid



Am
I'm on a boat; I'm on a boat
C
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat 
F
I'm on a boat; I'm on a boat
G
Take a good hard look at the _______' boat

Im On A Boat

[Intro]

Dm7 Fmaj7 Bb A
E|-----------------------8-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------6------------10--------------6------------------------------------------------|
G|-------5------------9---------------7--------6--7--7/9-------------------------------|
D|-----7-----------10-------------8---------------------7------------------------------|
A|---5----------8----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------6------------5------------------------------------------|

Finest Girl Bin Laden Song intro

# Sometimes, something beautiful happens in this world (Akon) 
# You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
# You just gotta sing 
------------------------------------------------
           Bm G       D       A                    
I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good) 
Bm             G            D         A                 
A woman let me put my penis inside her
           Bm G         D        A                   
I just had sex and I'll never go back
       Bm            G            D   A                   
To the not-having-sex ways of the past 
------------------------------------------------
         Bm              G                        
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great 
   D                   A                        
It felt so good when I did it with my penis 
  Bm                    G                          
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
D                            A                    
Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest 
------------------------------------------------
       Bm                            G               
You'll never guess where I just came from, I had sex 
     D                            A                  
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best 
       Bm                  G                        
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great
      D                             A                  
And I called my parents right after I was done 
------------------------------------------------
   Bm                         G         
Oh hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did 
    D                       A                          
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest 
    Bm                          G          
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing 
        D                  A            
Nice of any girl ever, now sing!
------------------------------------------------
           Bm G       D       A                    
I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good) 
Bm             G            D         A                 
A woman let me put my penis inside her
# I wanna tell the world 
------------------------------------------------
Bm              G                                D                 
To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it 
                    A     
Doesn't really make sense but man, screw it 
Bm                               G                   
I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife 
D                  A       
That good? Best 30 seconds of my life 
------------------------------------------------
       Bm                        G          
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her 
    D                            A         
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
     Bm                                  G          
With that in mind the soft, nice-smelling girl's better 
        D                           A         
And she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater 
------------------------------------------------
        Bm              G                  
So this one's dedicated to them girls  
     D                     A              
That let us flop around on top of them
          Bm                   G            
If you're near or far, whether short or tall 
   D                       A                   
We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you 
------------------------------------------------
         Bm                            G                  
She kept looking at her watch. Doesn't matter, had sex 
      D                             A           
But I cried the whole time. Doesn't matter, had sex 
            Bm                                G         
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn't matter, had sex 
          D                     A         
She put a bag on my head. Still counts 
------------------------------------------------
           Bm G       D           A                  
I just had sex and my dreams came true 
   Bm                       G               
So if you?ve had sex in the last 30 minutes 
            D                      A          
Then you're qualified to sing with me 
------------------------------------------------
           Cm Ab      Eb      Bb                          
I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good)
Cm             Ab           Eb        Bb                      
A woman let me put my penis inside her 
           Cm Ab        Eb       Bb                       
I just had sex and I'll never go back
       Cm            Ab           Eb  Bb                      
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
------------------------------------------------
Cm Ab Eb       Bb                      
LA LA LA LA LA LA


# http://ukulily-filly.blogspot.com/2012/05/free-ukulele-tabs-with-lyrics.html

# Strum= Down up Chunk
# 
# Bm  G         D       A                                          Bm
#     Sometimes (ohhhhh) Something xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxxx (Akon) 
#                   G                            D
#     xxx xxxx xxxx how xx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xx (And Lonely Island)
#    A
#     You xxxx xxxxx sing 
# 
#     Chorus:
#               Bm  G       D       A
#     I xxxx had xxx and xx felt xx good 
#  Bm                 G             D       A 
#     A xxxxx xxx xx put my xxxxx inside her 
#               Bm  G          D       A
#     I xxxx had xxx and xxx never xx back 
#  Bm                  G                D   A
#     To xxx xxx xxxxxx sex xxxx xx xxx past 
# 
#              Bm                G
#     Have xxx ever xxx xxx? I have, xx xxxx xxxxx 
#         D                   A
#     It felt xx xxxx xxxx x did xx xxxx xx xxxxx
#       Bm                  G
#     A girl xxx xx xx xx It literally xxxx xxxxxxxx
#      D                            A
#     Having xxx xxxxx xxxx x xxxx man xxx xxx xxxxxxx 
# 
#            Bm                      G
#     Never guess xxxxx x xxxx xxxx from, x xxx xxx
#           D                         A
#     If x had xx xxxxxxxx xxx feeling, it xxx xxx xxxx
#            Bm                    G
#     When x had xxx xxx, xxx xx p***s xxxx xxxxx
#             D                           A
#     And x called xx xxxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx I xxx xxxx
# 
#  
#         Bm                       G
#     Oh hey, xxxxx xxx xxx there, Guess xxxx x xxxx xxx 
#          D                     A
#     Had sex, xxxxxxxxx, xxx her boobies xxx xxx xxxx 
#           Bm                          G
#     Well sure, xxxx xx xxx xx xxx you do xxxx xxxxx
#              D                  A
#     Nice of any xxxx xxxx. Now sing 
# 
#     Chorus:
#               Bm G         D       A
#     I xxxx had xxx and xx felt xx good 
# Bm                  G             D       A
#     A xxxxx xxx xx put xx xxxxx inside her 
#  
#     Wanna xxxx xxx world 
# 
# 
# Bm                G                                   D
#     To xx xxxxxx, I'm xxxxxxxxx xxx xxxx wanted xx xx do it 
#                           A
#     Doesn't xxxxx xxxx sense xxx xxx, screw it
#     Bm                                 G
#     I ain't xxx xx xxxxx with x xxxx thing. xxx xxxxx xx xx wife 
#     D                        A
#     That good? xxX xxxx 30 seconds xx xx life 
#             Bm                      G
#     I'm xx humbled xx x xxxxx ability xx xxx xx xx xxx 
#               D                      A
#     Cuz honestly xx xxxx xxx with x pile xx manure 
#             Bm                        G
#     With that in xxxx xxx xxxx, xxxx smelling xxxxx better 
#         D                           A      
#     She let xx wear xx xxxxx xxx my turtle xxxx xxxxxxx 
# 
# 
#        Bm                   G
#     So this xxxx xxxxxxxxx to them xxxxx
#          D                     A
#     That let xx xxxx xxxxxx on top xx xxxx
#               Bm                  G
#     If xxx'xx near x xxx, whether short xx xxxx
#       D                        A
#     We wanna xxxxx xxx xxx for letting xx xxxx xxx
# 
# 
#              Bm
#     She xxxx looking xx xxx watch 
#            G
#     Doesn't matter, xxxx xxx 
#           D
#     But x cried xxx xxxxx time 
#            A
#     Doesn't matter, xxxx xxx 
#        Bm
#     I think xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxx a racist 
#            G
#     Doesn't matter, xxxx xxx 
#               D
#     She xxx x bag xx xx head 
#             A
#     Still counts!
# 
#               Bm  G       D           A
#     I xxxx had sex and xx dreams xxxx true 
#       Bm                     G                           D
#     So if you xxx xxx xx xxx last 30 xxxxxxx then xxx'xx qualified xx xxxx
#         A
#     with me 
# 
#     Final Chorus:
#               Cm Ab       Eb      Bb
#     I xxxx had sex and xx felt xx good 
# Cm                 Ab             Eb      Bb
#     A xxxxx xxx me put my xxxxx inside her 
#               Cm Ab         Eb       Bb 
#     I xxxx had sex and xxx never xx back 
# Cm                    Ab              Eb  Bb
#     To the xxx xxxxxx sex xxxx xx the past
# 
# Cm   Ab   Eb       Bb
#           La la la la

I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

Intro
Am
Aww ____, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
C
Everybody in the place hit the _____ deck (shorty, yeah)
F
But stay on your ______ toes
G
We running this, let's go


Chorus
Am
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat); I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
C
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
F
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat); I'm on a boat
G
Take a good hard look at the _______ boat (boat, yeah)


Verse 1 (Akiva)
Am
I'm on a boat _________ take a look at me
C
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
F
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
G
You can't stop me _________ cause I'm on a boat


Verse 2 (Andy)
Am
Take a picture, trick (trick); I'm on a boat, _____ (_____)
C
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
F
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
G
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies


Verse 3 (Akiva)
Am
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and ____
C
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
F
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
G
I'm on a boat, _______, don't you ever forget


Verse 4 (Andy)
Am
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
C
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
F
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
G
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh


Spoken (Andy)
Get the _____ up, this boat is REAL!!!


Verse 5 (Akiva)
Am
____ land, I'm on a boat, ______ (______)
C
____ trees, I climb buoys, ______ (______)
F
I'm on the deck with my boys, ________ (yeah)
G
This boat engine make noise, ________


Verse 6 (Andy)
Am
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
C
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
F
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
G
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible


Verse 7/Bridge (T-Pain)
Am
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
C
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
F
Poseidon
G
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Am
Never thought I'd see the day
C
When a big boat coming my way
F
Believe me when I say
G
I ______ a mermaid


Chorus/Ending
Am
I'm on a boat; I'm on a boat
C
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
F
I'm on a boat; I'm on a boat
G
Take a good hard look at the _______' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

I'm On A Boat

# The verses are Am, F, C, G four strums down of each, 
# then the chorus is Am (2 strums), Hammer on F (one strum),
# C (2 strums), Hammer on G (one strum)


Verse 1: 0:22-0:57

Boys, lets get to it.

Here we go.

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton

YEAAAHH!

The night starts now

Together on the track, the boys are back

The night starts now

Night starts now baby roll with us, chicks snapping at the neck when
we rollin' up.

ROLLIN' UP

Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up

YEAH

Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.

COME ON

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking
jealous play the back and get wet

YEAH YEAH

Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed
or get shot.


Chorus 1: 0:58-1:17

Am          F       C            G     
THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

Am        F            C     G
PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
(What?)

  Am       F            C          G
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA

Am          F           C       G
RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE


Verse 2: 1:18-1:37

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club

Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love

KIERA KNIGHTLY

Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner

Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner

JACK SPARROW

Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",

More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"

YEAH YEAH!

All dressed up with nowhere to run,

And now I make you feel crazy with the-

NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:


Chorus 2: 1:38-1:57

         Am         F        C             G
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
(Nooo)

Am          F           C         G
OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR!

         Am            F         C            G
HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF, THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
(Yeah? Uh huh)                    (oh God)

       Am          F       C            G
BUT IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER, WHAT LIES IN STORE?
(Yeah, we've seen the movie)


Bridge: 1:58-2:12

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on

CAPTAIN JACK
What?

JOHNNY DEPP
No

From the front to the back say we count stacks come on

DAVY JONES
Nope

GIANT SQUID
Wrong

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
Wait--


Chorus 3: 2:13-3:10

Am               F                 C               G
LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
(Not better)

           Am               F                   C                    G
THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
(Come on!)

 Am          F                   C                G
OKAY THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
(Nooo, God)

     Am              F                 C              G
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
(close enough)

YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADING

Am          F       C       G
THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANA

Am     F               C     G
CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
(Take it home!)

      Am       F             C       G
GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED

     Am             F           C              G
THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!

Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

YOU COMPLETE ME!

Yup, yeah, ok?

Jack Sparrow

#this #is #my #fav.


Artist: The Lonely Island
Song: Mother Lover


Intro: Am Em F

Am 
 Oh dang, what is it dawg?
  Em         F
I forgot its Mothers Day
Am
 Didn't get a gift for her
Em              F
Other plans got in the way
Am
 She'll be so disappointed
Em         F
 Damn I forgot it too
Am 
 This could have been avoided
Em                   F
What the hell are we gonna do?

Am                       Em            F
 My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Am                        Em               F
 No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Am                          Em               F
 I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Am                               Em                    F
 My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Am                             Em                         F  
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Am                       Em                    F  
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Am                      Em               F  
 We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Am                       Em                     F  
 I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean

Chorus:
       G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Am                        F
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
     G
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
                    Am                          F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
       G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Am                         Em             F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Am                            Em      F
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Am                           Em           F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

Am                                           Em                    F
 I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Am                        Em                         F
 I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Am                         Em          F
 They will be so surprised,  we are so cool and thoughtful
Am                            Em                         F
 Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Am                         Em               F
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Am                             Em          F
Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle
Am                         Em            F
 This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Am                               Em               F
 They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day

Chorus:
       G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Am                        F
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
     G
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
                    Am                          F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down

G
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Am                      F
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
    G
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
    Am                             F
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!

       G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Am                         Em             F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Am                            Em      F                              
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Am                           Em           F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

     G
They blessed us both with the gift of life
    Am                                 Em            F
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
            Am                          Em        F
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
    Am                      Em           F
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Am
Happy Mother's Day

Mother Lover

[intro]
F Am Dm Am A# Dm Gm C

[Verse 1]
             F 
Baby really hurt me
                Am 
crying in the taxi
                Dm
He dont wanna know me
                         Am                     A#     Dm
says you make the big mistake of dancing in my store 
Gm                  C
   Says it was poison
                 F
So I guess I go home 
          Am                     Dm
into the arms of the girl that I love
                Am 
the only love I havent screwed up
A#                  Dm
   She's so hard to please
             Gm      C  
but shes a forest fire
        F               
I do my best to meet her demands
Am
play it romance
         Dm
we slow dance in the living room
    Am                      A#
but all that a stranger would see
        Dm           Gm               C     
is one girl swaying alone stroking her cheek

[Chorus]

      F         Am            Dm 
They say, "you're a little much for me
         Am     A# 
You're a liability
          Dm         Gm    C
You're a little much for me"
               F              Am 
So they pull back make other plans
       Dm 
I understand
     Am     A# 
I'm a liability
        Dm         Gm    
Get you wild, make you leave
       C            Dm            F    A#       
I'm a little much for eh oh-na-na-na everyone

[Verse 2]
            F 
The truth is, I am toy
                Dm
that people enjoy
                Am               A#
till all of the tricks dont work anymore
Dm              Gm       C
And then they are bored of me
             
                    F
I know that its exciting
                     Am
running through the night but
              Dm                Am
every perfect summer's eating me alive
            A#    Dm
unitl youre gone
Gm          C
Better on my own

[Chorus]

      F         Am            Dm 
They say, "you're a little much for me
         Am     A# 
You're a liability
          Dm         Gm    C
You're a little much for me"
               F              Am 
So they pull back make other plans
       Dm 
I understand
     Am     A# 
I'm a liability
        Dm         Gm    
Get you wild, make you leave
       C            Dm            F    A#       
I'm a little much for eh oh-na-na-na everyone

[Outro]
             Dm           F           A#
They're gonna watch me disappear into the sun
                 Dm        F           A#
You're all gonna watch me disappear into the sun

Liability

INTRO:

A |---------------------|
E |--7--7--7----------- -|
C |---------------------|
G |---------------------|

VERSE 1:   

C#m          E       B      A                     C#m   E    B   A 
I’m going away to be alone I’m coming back with answers
C#m           E            B    A            C#m   E   B   A
Don’t try to call my telephone it’s disconnected
C#m           E          B       A               C#m   E   B   A
And I don’t know where I’m going but can you guide me
C#m              E        B        A              C#m   E   B   A
But if I find love where I’m going will it survive me


PRE-CHORUS 1:

C#m            B   A                         C#m         A   B
‘Cause in your own space you’re disconnected and in your own mind you’re not affected
C#m         B   A                           C#m         A   B
And in your own time you’re still attracted but in your own life


CHORUS:

A                                 C#m            B
This heart attack I’ve gotta get away not coming back
A                                 C#m                     B
I want some downtime so call me when you can and I’ll be fine


VERSE 2: [same chords as VERSE1]
I’ve found the time to be alone I don’t know what you’re asking
I’m waiting by the telephone and you’re still barking
My heart stops it isn’t… going could you revive me
I think I’m lost without knowing so come and find me


PRE-CHORUS 2:  [same chords as PRE-CHORUS1]
‘Cause in the same space we’re disconnected and in your own mind you’re not attracted
But in your own life over reacted and in your own time


{CHORUS x2}


Sometimes if we don’t go sometimes you don’t know
You don’t go I don’t go I don’t go you don’t go

C#5  B5  A5                      C#5  A5  B5
            I’ve got your back              but you don’t got mine
C#5  E5  A5                    C#5  A5  B5
            This heart attack              then I’m feeling fine


CHORUS x2

C#m          E       B    A 
I’m going away to be alone
C#m          E       B    A 
I'm going away to be alone ...............

This Heart Attack

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

A                                     E 
Roll into your town and I'm walking around
                                                Fm                        
Got some extra time think I'll throw some money down
                                                     D
And you follow me around, and you're asking for the time

Your asking what I found 
                         A
think I'm gonna rob you blind

maybe it's the tattoo on my arm
        E
that I drew while I was bored waiting tables in new york
Fm                                            D
 a  heart and two flowers intertwined with a vine

Up Here

Intro:

Bb - F - A

F                 C
I've been feeling lonesome
F                            C
I'm down, don't know what to do
D
I let you lie to me
F
plant seeds inside
            E
to see them grow
                      F
only to leave them to die

  C
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
    A
for you

F                  C
I've been lost and finding
F                           C
out that I've been such a fool
D           
you thought you'd stick around
F
until the day you found
    E                    F
someone to make me obsolete

  C
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm F
why cry
    Bb
for you... 


Guitar Solo:

Bb - F - A (2x)

  C     
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
    A
for you

Why Cry

[Verse 1]
 G                              D
You like New York City in the daytime
 Bm                   A
I like New York City in the nighttime
 G                          D
You say you like sleeping with the air off
Bm                  A
I don't, I need it on
G                  D
You like the light coming through the windows
 Bm                      A
I sleep late, so I just keep 'em all closed
G                  D
You ignore the music on the radio
Bm                 A
I don't, I sing-a-long


[Pre-Chorus]
G               D        Bm             A
I don't ask for you to change, baby no no no
    G              D          Bm    A
And you don't ask for me to change


[Chorus]
N.C.                     D
Tell me how we're not alike
       Bm               A
But we work so well and we don't even know why
G              D
Funny how the stars crossed right
       Bm                   A
'Cause we work so well and we don't even know why
 G              D
You can call it fire and ice
    Bm                  A
But we work so well and we don't even know why
G              D
We don't even know why, no no
Bm                          A
We don't even know why, no no no


[Post-Chorus]
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime
Bm                 A
We like it in the end of time
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime
Bm                 A
We like it in the end of time


[Verse 2]
G                        D
Cold outside and you're just in a T-shirt
Bm                   A
I have cold blood even in a sweater
G                         D
You start your night sippin' by the Kilo
Bm                   A
I don't, I know you know


[Pre-Chorus]
G               D        Bm             A
I don't ask for you to change, baby no no no
    G              D          Bm    A
And you don't ask for me to change



[Chorus]
N.C.                     D
Tell me how we're not alike
       Bm               A
But we work so well and we don't even know why
G              D
Funny how the stars crossed right
       Bm                   A
'Cause we work so well and we don't even know why
 G              D
You can call it fire and ice
    Bm                  A
But we work so well and we don't even know why
G              D
We don't even know why, no no
Bm                          A
We don't even know why, no no no


[Post-Chorus]
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime (we don't even know)
Bm                 A
We like it in the end of time (we don't even know)
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime
Bm                   A
(We don't even know, know, know, know, know)




[Bridge]
G                          D
Somehow we end up on the same side
Bm                          A
And you wouldn't think that we'd be alright
G                      D            Bm             A
Even our eyes are different colors, but we see fine
G                         D
Somehow we end up on the same side (up on the same side)
Bm                            A
And you wouldn't think that we'd be alright

(Think that we'd be alright)

G                      D            Bm             A
Even our eyes are different colors, but we see fine


[Chorus]

 N.C.                     D
(Oh)Tell me how we're not alike
       Bm               A
But we work so well and we don't even know why

('Cause we work so well and we don't even know why, why)
G              D
Funny how the stars crossed right
       Bm                  A
'Cause we work so well and we don't even know why

(But we don't even know why)
G                D
You can call it fire and ice
    Bm                  A
But we work so well and we don't even know why

('Cause we work so well and we don't even know why, why)

G              D
We don't even know why, no no
Bm                          A
We don't even know why, no no no


[Post-Chorus]

N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime (we don't even know)
Bm                 A
We like it in the end of time (we don't even know)
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime
Bm             A
We like it in the nighttime

Intro  D     Bm7   G     A     x2


Verse 1
    D                              Bm7
We never spoke a word, but every thought she had 
                         G     A Asus A
I heard from across the room 
             D                               Bm7
If we were standin' face to face I couldn't find the words 
               G               A Asus A
To say give me one more move 
        G              A             G                   A
I don't even know her name, I guess foolish pride's to blame


Chorus 
          D                        D7
Now, I'm fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
        Bm7                 F#              G                    A
And my heart won't tell my mind to tell my mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
        Bm7 A   G                              Gm
Now I'm fallin' in love as she's walkin' away


Interlude   D     Bm7   G     A     x2


Verse 2
          D                           Bm7
Wise man next to me did say 'bout the one that got away
        G                    A
Son, I missed my chance 
           D                            Bm7
Don't you let regret take place of the dreams you have to chase
     G               A
Ask her to dance, go on, son
           G                 A              G                  A
You might fall down on your face, roll the dice and have some faith


Chorus
          D                        D7
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
           Bm7                   F#                G                    A
When your heart won't tell your mind to tell your mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
         Bm7 A   G                               Gm
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away 


Solo   D    Bm7  Bm  F#  G   A  D    D7    Bm  F# |A   D 


           G                 A              G                  A
You might fall down on your face, roll the dice and have some faith
 
          D                        D7
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
           Bm7                   F#                G                    A
When your heart won't tell your mind to tell your mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
         Bm7 A    Bm7 A       Bm7 A       G                      G   
Don't be fallin', fallin' in, fallin' in love as she's walkin' away


Outro  (G)   Gm  Bm7  E G  Gm  D

As She's Walking Away

D G D A D x 2

D
I been loved and I been alone
G
all my life I been a rolling stone
D
done everything a man can do
G	                       C	D
everything but get a hold on you
C			D
done everything a man can do
G	D 	A 	D
everything but get a hold on you

D
I've been blessed and I've been cursed
G
all my lies have been unrehearsed
D	
a wall of fire that I walked through
G			C	D
only trying to get a hold on you
C				D
a wall of fire that I walked through
G	D	A	D
only trying to get a hold on you

G	D	A	D

A
I saw you waiting at the gate
D
but I arrived a moment late 
A
I saw you shed a single tear
G	D	A	D
but still I can't get there from here

D
I been high and I been low
G
I been people that I don't know 
D
I been to China and to Peru

G			C    D
only trying to get a hold on you
C			D
I been to China and to Peru
G	D	A	D
only trying to get a hold on you

G	D	A	D
only trying to get a hold on you

Hold On You

Riff:
|3-----------6-------------------|3-----------6---------------|
|3-------6/8-6-----------8-------|3-------6/8-6-----------8---|
|3-------5/7-7-----------7-------|3-------5/7-7-----------7---|
|0-------------------------------|0---------------------------|
Repeat 2x


| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball he one holy roller

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
He wear no shoe shine he got toe jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot Coca-Cola

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He say,"I know you and you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

| Am - - G7 | F7 - G7 - |
Come together right now over me



Repeat Riff



| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

| Am - - G7 | F7 - G7 - |
Come together right now over me


Repeat Riff

Come Together

Am                              E
There are children standing here,
                              G
Arms outstretched into the sky,
                          D
Tears drying on their face.
              Am
He has been here.
                          E
Brothers lie in shallow graves.
                           G
Fathers lost without a trace.
                           D
A nation blind to their disgrace,
                        Am
Since he's been here.
                    E
And I see no bravery,
 G                  D
No bravery in your eyes anymore.

Only sadness.

(Continue the same chord progression)

Houses burnt beyond repair.
The smell of death is in the air.
A woman weeping in despair says,
He has been here.
Tracer lighting up the sky.
It's another families' turn to die.
A child afraid to even cry out says,
He has been here.

And I see no bravery,
No bravery in your eyes anymore.
Only sadness.

There are children standing here,
Arms outstretched into the sky,
But no one asks the question why,
He has been here.
Old men kneel to accept their fate.
Wives and daughters cut and raped.
A generation drenched in hate.
Says, he has been here.

And I see no bravery,
No bravery in your eyes anymore.
Only sadness.

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