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All Over Your Face

Slippery When Moist

Secretions

Garfunkel and Oates are a comedy-folk duo from Los Angeles, California, consisting of actress-songwriters Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. The two met at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles. The band was formed when they started working together to turn a short film made by Lindhome, entitled &quot;Imaginary Larry&quot;, into a musical. After a 2007 appearance at the EDE (Effigies Don't Excrement) Festival, Garfunkel had a wirlwind romance with Matthew Talberto. Their child, Daniel Precott Talberto, has become a internet sensation with his &quot;Surra de Bunda&quot; dancing.

C             G                Em       C
Pregnant xxxxx xxx smug
C                                   G
Everyone xxxxx xx, xxxxxx xxxx it
                              C
Because xxxxxx pregnant
C         G             Em   C   
Effing xxx xx x gun
C                                                                            G
You xxxxx xxxxx xx xxxx xxx, xxx xxxx xx xxx creeps 
                                C            Cmaj7  Am
Now xxxx xxxxx pregnant

Am                              G              Cmaj7  Am  
I xxxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxx how
Am                          G
You xxxxx xx xxxxxxx now

Pregnant Women Are Smug

VERSE 1:

   D                G
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous.
   D              G
Medical pot is really strong.
        D                   G
That's why it's so hard in California,
    D
to get your weed card,
   G                 D         G
unless something's really wrong.   {D,G,D,G}
 
  D               G
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor. 
  D                      G
It's a long shot but I gotta try. 
      D                 G                D              G
She hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify. 
 A                                (A)
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
      D        G             D      G
A Government supply to get legally high. 

CHORUS:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription.

VERSE 2:
       
  D                          G                D              G
 You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety, 
  D                        G        D          G
especially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity. 
     D       G           D       G
Too fat too thin either way you win.
 D                     G                D            G
Heart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
   D                   G                D            G
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ. 

 A                                     (A)
 You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets. 
         D         G                    D         G
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do. 

CHORUS:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription. {G,D,G}
        
BRIDGE:

                                Dm
 Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
   Dm
 cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache, 
   Dm
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

      Am
 Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
            Fmaj
 which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
       D      G                D      G
 It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.

CHORUS:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription.

Weed Card

Use capo on 3. 

G    D            C               D
I've got too many questions in my mind

G    D            C          D
I've got too many answers to find

G   D         C        D  
Can I give up all I've imagined

G  D C                        D 
Am I imagical enough for this to happen


           G                 D           C             D     
Because I like you         I like you 
                (I like you)         (I like yoooouu)
    C                D
And like can lead to like like

    C                     A
And like like can lead to looooove

                 G 
As sure as the stars above

     D             C             D
I'd really like to kiss you  ohh
                   (fuck you)

VERSE

Can I be the man you're looking for
Can I really throw you out of my door
I'll try real hard not to lose her
I'll try to be less of a loser


Because I like you        I like you 
                (I like you)      (I like yoooouu)
And like can lead to like like
And like like can lead to looooove
As sure as the stars above
                   C         D
I'd really like to kiss you, kiss you 
                   (fuck you)(fuck you)
C        D
kiss you kiss you 
(fuck you)(fuck you) 
G
fuck yoooouu.

Fuck You!

Intro C - Em - F - G x1 

C    Em     	  F		  G
I've got too many questions in my mind
C    Em     	  F	     G
I've got too many answers to find
C   Em        F	       G
Can I give up all I've imagined
C  Em F               	        G
Am I magical enough for this to happen
          C		       Em                 F          G
Because I like you             I like you
                  (I like you)            (I like yoooouuuuu)
    F                G
And like can lead to like like
E7                        F
And like like can lead to loooooovvee
            C 		Em	           F
Sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss you
                   			  (fuck you)
 	   G
Oh.
   (Oh.)
C   Em       F		        G
Can I be the man you're looking for
C   Em F	       G
Can I really throw you out my door
C    Em       F		  G
I'll try real hard not to lose her
C    Em     F		 G
I'll try to be less of a loser
          C                    Em                 F          G
Because I like you             I like you
                  (I like you)            (I like yoooouuuuu)
    F                G
And like can lead to like like
    E7                    F
And like like can lead to loooooovvee
            C 		    Em	            F
Sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss you, kiss you
                   			  (fuck you, fuck you)
G
Kiss you, kiss you
(Fuck you, fuck you)
C
Fuck youuuuuu.

Fuck You

E                                    A
You didn't do it, didn't reach your goal
E                                A
Your heart is broken, you're an asshole
E                           A
And you didn't have what it takes
              D             B
So here's to you and your huge mistakes

E                                 A
You're humiliated, hollowed out, and exhausted
E                                        A
You were in the ring fighting the fight, and you lost it
E         
This isn't your time, this wasn't for you
D                           B
At least you did everything you could do

E
You're a loser, but a dreamer
A
You're tired, but you're strong
F
You're going on no evidence
E
You don't listen to common sense
D                               B
You went all in, and you were wrong

E
You are such a loser
         A
Good for you
E                     B
It's something that a lot of people can't do
F
Trying is hard, that's why people don't do it
          A
Losing is hard, they can't make it through it
         B
But not you

E
You are such a loser
               Bm
You are such a loser
          A
Here's to you
           B                           E
'Cause you deserve a cheering section too

                                              A
Throw your heart in it, so what if you break it?
E                                   A               
You know now that you're strong enough to take it
E                       E
Don't let it break you, don't let them break you
D                            B
Fake it, keep going till you have a breakthrough

E                           A
Icarus is bullshit, that's why it's called mythology
E                           A
People can't stand genius without an apology
E                     A
Fuck that, fuck them, go get what you wanna get
D                      B
Let them stay at home and comment on the internet


E
You're a loser, but a dreamer
A
You're tired, but you're strong
F
You're going on no evidence
E
You don't listen to common sense
D                               B
You went all in, and you were wrong

E
You are such a loser
         A
Good for you
E                     B
It's something that a lot of people can't do
F
Trying is hard, that's why people don't do it
          A
Losing is hard, they can't make it through it
         B
But not you

E
You are such a loser
               Bm
You are such a loser
          A
Here's to you
           B                           A
'Cause you deserve a cheering section too



You can only fall that far

'Cause you set yourself up so high
E    D      A    
Who really cares 
E                          A
If this time it didn't fly?

At least you tried
F
At least you tried
                        B
At least you're not that guy watching from the side
                        F                         B
Who thinks he's doing better 'cause he wasn't defeated
                 F                        B
When he's just a non-entity who never competed
F                                                      B
You're the one who's out there reaching for something greater
             A
And you know
                    B
It's better to be a loser

Than a spectator


                    E
And you are such a loser
                B
You are such a loser
              E
So here's to you

Such A Loser

Where do I look when someone's serenading me, I look them in the eyes and it feels really awkward.Am I supposed to stare at him for the entire song? If I look away will he know I'm bored? Can't he just look beyond the horizon like a cowboy in a Foldgers commercial. Or close his eyes like he's feeling really deep so I can close my eyes like I'm going to sleep. Hey girl. Hey girl. Hey girl in the moonlight.Why doesn't he break eye contact? Doesn't he feel stupid singing at me like that? He plays guitar as well as me and that's not saying much. He sings like he's in 1983, like Richard Marx but tough. Hey girl. Hey girl. Hey girl in the moonlight *x2. Where do I look when someone's serenading me, I look them in the eyes and it feels really awkward. Hey girl in the moonlight.

Hey Girl In The Moonlight

D 
You say hello
Em
And I say hello back
D
You say it's nice to
Em
See me again crap
D
This conversation just keeps going
Em
Want to get through this without you knowing
D
You can see it in my eyes
Em
My calculating bullshit lies
D
You look at me so appalled
Em                              D    Em
'cause I don't recognize you at all

D
Now am I an asshole
Em
Or are you just boring?
D                              Em
'Cause one of these two things must be true
D                                    Em
Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty
D                                   Em
Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
G                             A
Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck
G                                             A
I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck.

D
I don't know who you are
Em
I don't have a freaking clue
D
So get a catchphrase, get an accent
Em
Fuck your face up with a tattoo
D
Okay, so fine, so now you know
Em
That I don't know, so there you go
D                                             Em
That you don't even look a little familiar to me
            D     Em
And I blame you
        D    Em
I blame you

D
I'm willing to bet
Em
This happens to you a lot
D
This can't be the first
Em
Blank stare that you've got

D
You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage
Em
You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage
D
You're camouflage on camouflage
Em
You're a dumb white guy on entourage
D
You've chosen no form of expression
Em
Yet expect to make an impression

D
Now am I a shithead
Em
Or are you just blugh?
D                            Em
Hey I think that question is pretty fair
D                            Em
You're looking at me like I discovered Alaska
D                                  Em
But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care
G                                  A
You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag
G                       A      
So fix the situation or wear a name tag


D
I don't know who you are
Em
Not even a little bit
D
Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid
Em
To make people give a shit
D
Okay, so fine, so now you know
Em
That I don't know, so there you go
D                                             Em
That you don't even look a little familiar to me
            D    Em
And I blame you
         D    Em
I blame you


         D    Em
I blame you
         D
I blame you

I Don't Know Who You Are

F
Remember the time we went out to dinner
You and I alone
              Ddim
We ate some French fries
              F
Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to the movies
Laughed so hard we cried
                        Ddim
And then we ate more French fries
              F
Let's do it again

 Ddim  (pause)                 F
'Cause I really like you as a friend
 Ddim  (pause)                 F
But there are things I can't pretend
 Ddim  (pause)                 F
Know I would love you 'til the end

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|   
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am  

But there is just one problem (problem, problem)

E7                 F
I would never have sex with you
E7                             F
Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
E7                             F
I already would have shown my boobs to you

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|  
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am  

But that will never happen

F
Remember the time we stayed up all night talking
Let our secrets out 
           Ddim
Until the sunshine
            F
Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters
Dance dance revolutioned
              Ddim
'Til we won a keychain
            F
Let's do it again

Ddim                       F
This shouldn't come as a surprise
Ddim                        F
You should've seen it in my eyes
Ddim                    F
I kinda like some other guy

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|  
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am  

But there's a bigger problem

E7                 F
I would never have sex with you
E7                             F
Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
E7                         F
I already would have gone down on you (Kate: You would have liked it!)

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|  
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am  

But that will never happen


E |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----000--|
C |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----000--|
G |-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-1-----111--|

No amount of alcohol
Could change my mind at all

E |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
C |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|  E7
G |-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-|("bye") 

Our lips will never touch
So kiss that thought goodbye

E7                 F
I would never have sex with you
E7                            F
Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to
E7                         F  (pause)
I already would have held hands with you

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--| 
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am   

But that will never happen

I Would Never (have Sex With You)

Intro - C F Dsus2 G(stop)

C            F                    Dsus2
You text at three in the morning 
            G            C
And you misspell my name
               F                          Dsus2
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
            G                  C
And most of them think you are lame
             F                      Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
             G             C
And your not that big of a dick
              F                            Dsus2
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
                G                 Am
Not 'cause your with some other chick

            Em          Am
I know that this may be uncool
              Em           G
But I want to tell you the truth


Chorus
C                    F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2          G
It's close but not quite there
C                  F                    Dsus2
Need time to get a little more rejected
                     G               C      F    Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair

C           F                 Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
               G              C
Like I've been lonely for too long
                        F              Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
          G                    C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
             F                   Dsus2
But I would rather have nothing
                G           C
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
                      F                      Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
            G                Am
And the antidote was in your sperm

             Em           Am
I know that this may be uncool
              Em           G
But I want to tell you the truth


C                    F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2          G
It's pretty close but not quite there
C                  F                    Dsus2
Need time to get a little more desperate
                     G               C      F    Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair


Bridge

Am            Em
We could last forever
         F               C
You just have to give me time
   Am                 C
To learn to deal with bullshit
     F      G
And blatant lies
        C          G
But for now... for now


C                    F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2          G
It's so close but not quite there
C                  F                    Dsus2
Need time to get a little more wasted
                     G               C      F    Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair

My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You

C           G                F
I used to dream that I would be
  G7                        C
A bright and shiny star on TV
         G              F
Or maybe I would go to college
                G7
Like Harvard or Devry
C       G            F
I would live in an apartment
   G7                  C
in Paris or in Cincinnati
            G              F            G7        C
and I would play my music loud and not apologize
C         G                  F
I used to dream that I would marry
G7                               C
A guy that looked like Charlie Sheen
             G                F            G7
And he would have a name like Gary, Steve, Todd, David
C          G             F
I used to think I'd have three kids
    G7                            C
And they all would look just like me
             G                  F                 G7
And I would force them kids to carry all my groceries
C
We don't need no goals
G
Don't need human connection
F
Dreams are overrated
G
'Cause our life's already perfection

C     G                F
Now I know all that is true
G7                          C
'Cause all I really want is you
                 G
You and you and only you
F        G7
Me, you, me, you

Only You

[INTRO] 
C - Am - F - G

[VERSE 1]
C              Am                     F                 G
Just after the storm breaks, with the perfect amount of light,
        C                  Am            F         G
You can catch a glimpse of magic, if the timing is right.
C              Am        F              G
Rainbows are improbable, beautiful, and rare,
    C               Am              F            G       
But so are you, and so is this, the love that we share.


[PRE-CHORUS] 
    F                                    C              D
Too vast to hold, and too small to name, it's no wonder why 
    F                                                   G
You have to stand between the rain and the sun to see a rainbow in the sky.
        F                                    C
All the things that had to go right, all the things that had to go wrong 
     Bb                                 G
That lead us to the place where we were going all along.


[CHORUS]
               F     G
Right now they fall away, 
               Am      D
Right now it's just us two,
             F 
Right now we make a promise: 
   G                 C     Am  F  G 
If you do, then I do too.


[VERSE 2]
C                 Am               F       G
Don't know how we found it, but we did somehow.
        C              Am          F             G
All the moments of our lives, were leading up to now.
  C              Am           F        G
I used to feel uncertain, but now I realize 
       C            Am             F              G
When I wanna see my future, I just look into your eyes.


[PRE-CHORUS]
    F                                    C              D
Too vast to hold, and too small to name, it's no wonder why 
    F                                                   G
You have to stand between the rain and the sun to see a rainbow in the sky.
        F                                   C
All the things that make you - you, all the things that make me - me, 
     Bb                                 G
That lead us to the place where we were always meant to be.


[CHORUS]
               F     G
Right now they fall away,
               Am      D 
Right now it's just us two, 
             F
Right now we make a promise:
   G                 F 
If you do, then I do too.


[BRIDGE]
  Am                             G                              D
A rainbow doesn't choose to be a rainbow, it just shines in the sky, 
            E7                             F
And there's nothing to debate, and there's nothing to deny.
E7                             F
Love might be a privilege, but marriage is right. 
      E7                              F
So to all of you detractors who don't know you've lost the fight, 
   E7                                     G
To all of you in the darkness, we're here turning on the lights. 
      F                      Fmaj7
Now I stand with you for the world to see, 
   Fadd9    G           Am
My love, my dreams, and me. 
   F        G           C
My love, my dreams, and me.


[CHORUS]
               F     G 
Right now they fall away,
               Am      D
Right now it's just us two, 
             F
Right now we make a promise:
   G                 C
If you do, then I do too.

Rainbow Connection

C     F      Dm     G
Just after the storm breaks, with the perfect amount of light,
C     F      Dm     G
You can catch a glimpse of magic, if the timing is right.
C     F      Dm     G
Rainbows are improbable, beautiful, and rare,
C     F       Dm    G
But so are you, and so is this, the love that we share.
F    Am    C     D
Too vast to hold, and too small to name, it's no wonder why
F      F      G
You have to stand between the rain and the sun to see a rainbow in the sky.
F   Am 
All the things that had to go right, all the things that had to go wrong
Bb   G
That lead us to the place where we were going all along.

             F G
Right now they fall away,
             Am D
Right now it's just us two,
               F
Right now we make a promise:
  G   C
If you do, then I do too.

F Dm G

Don't know how we found it, but we did somehow.
All the moments of our lives, were leading up to now.
I used to feel uncertain, but now I realize
When I wanna see my future, I just look into your eyes.
Too vast to hold, and too small to name, it's no wonder why
You have to stand between the rain and the sun to see a rainbow in the sky.
All the things that make you - you, all the things that make me - me,
That lead us to the place where we were always meant to be.

Right now they fall away,
Right now it's just us two,
Right now we make a promise:
If you do, then I do too.

A rainbow doesn't choose to be a rainbow, it just shines in the sky,
And there's nothing to debate, and there's nothing to deny.
Love might be a privilege, but marriage is right.
So to all of you detractors who don't know you've lost the fight,
To all of you in the darkness, we're here turning on the lights.
Now I stand with you for the world to see,
My love, my dreams, and me.
My love, my dreams, and me.

Right now they fall away,
Right now it's just us two,
Right now we make a promise:
If you do, then I do too.

Rainbow Connections

C   
Jaja, okay okay
                  F
Ya sé qué pasa aquí
   A#                            C
Encuentras la grandeza frente a ti
             C
Y no sabes bien qué sentir
       F            A#                      C
Es adorable, que jamás los humanitos cambiarán
           C       F
Despierta ya, oye bien, 
           A#                   C
este como ves es Maui, de verdad
             C                F
Sé que como yo no encuentras dos
        A#          C
Lo que miras es un semi Dios

[Coro 1]
Am         F           C
  Yo solo sé decir de nada
        E7               Am
Por el mar, el cielo, el sol
                F            C
No hay de que agradecer, de nada
     E7                    C
Soy sólo un ordinario semi yo

[Estrofa 2]
C                                F  
Hey, ¿qué fortachón el cielo elevó?
                        A#
Cuando eras de esta altura, éste
C                  C
  Si la noche enfrió, 
                  F
¿quién fue quien fuego te llevó?
       A#          
¿Qué, alguien me nombró? 
C              C       F
  Oh, yo sólo lazo el sol
          A#                    C
De nada, para estirar tu diversión
          C       F
Brisa yo hago soplar, de nada, 
   A#           C
y así tus velas elevar

[Coro 2]
Am        F            C
  Yo sólo sé decir de nada, 
        E7                  Am
por las islas que traje del mar
              F                  C
No ruegues jamás, nunca más, de nada
         E7                     Am
¡Ha! Genial es mi manera de servir, 
    F
de nada, 
    C
de nada

[Parte Rap]
C
De nada dudes ya
Hey, honestamente te explicaré 
de natural modo cada fenómeno
El mar, el sol, el gas, 
oh, ese es Maui hablando de más
Anguilas que, yo las enterré, 
de la palmera los cocos creé
Un consejo, una lección te doy
No me molestes si en mi descanso estoy
Am
  El tapiz que en mi piel se ve, 
F
  es el mapa de lo que gané
C
  Por donde fui provoqué mil sucesos
E7
  Ve al pequeñín mini Maui nomás zapateando,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ¡Hey!

[Coro 3]
Am          F              C
  Yo sólo puedo decir, de nada (de nada)
           E7              Am
Por el mundo especial que doy
                 F           C
No hay de que agradecer, de nada (de nada)
    E7                     Am
De nada hablaré, que ya me voy
          F            C
Te toca a ti decir de nada (de nada)
       E7             Am
Pues quiero esa barca ya
             F          C
Muy lejos navegaré, de nada (de nada)
       E7               Am
Pues Maui nada sabe de nadar
              F                 C  F C
(De nada) De nada (De nada) de nada
         C
Y gracias

De Nada

G      Em
I found a love for me
               C                         D
Darling just dive right in, and follow my lead
                G                 Em
Well I found a girl beautiful and sweet
          C                                  D
I never knew you were the someone waiting for me

                                 G
Cause we were just kids when we fell in love
              Em                     C               G  D
Not knowing what it was, I will not give you up this ti-ime
                   G                         Em
But darling just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own
             C                  D
And in your eyes you’re holding mine

       Em   C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D              Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight

               G                    Em
Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know
                C                                        D
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I’ll share her home
           G             Em
I found a love, to carry more than just my secrets
         C                              D
To carry love, to carry children of our own

                              G                     Em 
We are still kids, but we’re so in love, fighting against all odds
                  C               G  D
I know that we’ll be alright this ti-ime
               G                            Em 
Darling just hold my hand, be my girl, I’ll be your man
          C              D
I see my future in your eyes



       Em   C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D               Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight

G Em C D 


       Em     C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D               Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight


Perfect

BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP


C         G
Baa, baa, black sheep,
F            C
Have you any wool?

F        C
Yes sir, yes sir,
G          C
Three bags full.

C           G
One for the master,
F           C
One for the dame,

F               C
And one for the little boy
G                  C
Who lives down the lane.

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Intro (2X):
Am	G	F	C

Verse 1:
                C	               Am		
There's so much craziness surrounding me
                F	 	             G		            
There's so much going on it gets hard to breathe
     Am     F		                          C
When all my faith has gone you bring it back to me
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

             C	             Am		
When I'm not sure of my priorities
               F	 	             G		
When I've lost sight of where I meant to be
     Am   F		            C
Like holy water washing over me 
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 

Verse 2:
          C	                   Am		
When my head is strong but my heart is weak
              F	 	          G		
I'm full of arrogance and uncertainty
     Am      F				                          C
When I can't find the words you teach my heart to speak
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me yeah

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 

Bridge:
G                           F                 C
    Everybody’s talking in words I don't understand
G                                    F              C
    You got to be the only one who knows just who I am
Em                                    F	
    You’re shining in the distance I hope I can make it through
           D	                              G                                    
Cause the only place that I want to be is right back home with you 


Verse 3:
                 C	             Am		
I guess there's so much more I have to learn
               F	 	                       G		
But if you're here with me, I know which way to turn
        Am         F		                   C
You always give me somewhere, somewhere I can run
Am	            G	       F   C
   You make it real for me 

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

You Make It Real

G         Em		  
1) Almost heaven,   West Virginia,
2) All my mem'ries, gather round her, 

   D			 C                G
1) Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah       River.
2) miner's lady,         stranger to blue water.

                      Em  
1) Life is old there, older than the trees, 
2) Dark and dusty,    painted on the sky, 

   D
1) younger than the mountains
2) misty taste of moonshine

   C			G
1) growin' like a breeze.
2) teardrop in my eye.

              G              D            Em        C
       Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong.
	      G               D              C            G
     West Virginia, Mountain momma, take me home Country roads


           Em       D            G 
 	I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me,
            C        G              D 
        the radio reminds her of my home far away
            Em               D            C
        and driving down the road I get a feeling 
 	       G                     D          D7    G
        that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday.

Country Roads

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School Friends

Am      C              F              C
I had a dream, we were sipping whisky neat
        F              C                 G
Highest floor, the Bowery, and nowhere’s high enough
    Am              C                F             C
Somewhere along the lines, we stopped seeing eye to eye
         F               C           G
You were staying out all night and I had enough


      F           Am             F                    C       
No, I don't wanna know where you been or where you're goin’
      F               Am                 G
But I know I won't be home and you'll be on your own


            F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
            F                 C                 G
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
             F                C               G         E7   Am
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
             F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning, it ain’t me


Am        C              G         F   
Ow-ow, ah-ah the Bowery, ow-ow, ah-ah whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F         C              Am        G
Ow-ow, ah-ah the Bowery, ow-ow, ah-ah whiskey neat
F           C       G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)


Am  C  Am       C              F           C
       I had a dream, we were back to seventeen
       F                   C            G
Summer nights and the Libertines, never growing up
Am             C          F                 C
I'll take with me the polaroids and the memories
        F              C                G
But you know I'm gonna leave behind the worst of us


             F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
             F                 C                 G
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
             F                C               G         E7   Am
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
             F                    C                G               
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning

         F      C     G
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
         F      C     G
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
         F      C     G  E7  Am
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
             F                    C                G                
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning, it ain’t me


Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F            C           Am           G
No no, no no no, Bowery, no no, no no no, whiskey neat
F           C       G                     Am
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I, it ain’t me

It Ain't Me

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

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Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush

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