Garfunkel and Oates are a comedy-folk duo from Los Angeles, California, consisting of actress-songwriters Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome. The two met at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles. The band was formed when they started working together to turn a short film made by Lindhome, entitled &quot;Imaginary Larry&quot;, into a musical. After a 2007 appearance at the EDE (Effigies Don't Excrement) Festival, Garfunkel had a wirlwind romance with Matthew Talberto. Their child, Daniel Precott Talberto, has become a internet sensation with his &quot;Surra de Bunda&quot; dancing.

Where do I look when someone's serenading me, I look them in the eyes and it feels really awkward.Am I supposed to stare at him for the entire song? If I look away will he know I'm bored? Can't he just look beyond the horizon like a cowboy in a Foldgers commercial. Or close his eyes like he's feeling really deep so I can close my eyes like I'm going to sleep. Hey girl. Hey girl. Hey girl in the moonlight.Why doesn't he break eye contact? Doesn't he feel stupid singing at me like that? He plays guitar as well as me and that's not saying much. He sings like he's in 1983, like Richard Marx but tough. Hey girl. Hey girl. Hey girl in the moonlight *x2. Where do I look when someone's serenading me, I look them in the eyes and it feels really awkward. Hey girl in the moonlight.

Hey Girl In The Moonlight

D 
You say hello
Em
And I say hello back
D
You say it's nice to
Em
See me again crap
D
This conversation just keeps going
Em
Want to get through this without you knowing
D
You can see it in my eyes
Em
My calculating bullshit lies
D
You look at me so appalled
Em                              D    Em
'cause I don't recognize you at all

D
Now am I an asshole
Em
Or are you just boring?
D                              Em
'Cause one of these two things must be true
D                                    Em
Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty
D                                   Em
Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
G                             A
Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck
G                                             A
I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck.

D
I don't know who you are
Em
I don't have a freaking clue
D
So get a catchphrase, get an accent
Em
Fuck your face up with a tattoo
D
Okay, so fine, so now you know
Em
That I don't know, so there you go
D                                             Em
That you don't even look a little familiar to me
            D     Em
And I blame you
        D    Em
I blame you

D
I'm willing to bet
Em
This happens to you a lot
D
This can't be the first
Em
Blank stare that you've got

D
You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage
Em
You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage
D
You're camouflage on camouflage
Em
You're a dumb white guy on entourage
D
You've chosen no form of expression
Em
Yet expect to make an impression

D
Now am I a shithead
Em
Or are you just blugh?
D                            Em
Hey I think that question is pretty fair
D                            Em
You're looking at me like I discovered Alaska
D                                  Em
But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care
G                                  A
You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag
G                       A      
So fix the situation or wear a name tag


D
I don't know who you are
Em
Not even a little bit
D
Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid
Em
To make people give a shit
D
Okay, so fine, so now you know
Em
That I don't know, so there you go
D                                             Em
That you don't even look a little familiar to me
            D    Em
And I blame you
         D    Em
I blame you


         D    Em
I blame you
         D
I blame you

I Don't Know Who You Are

F
Remember the time we went out to dinner
You and I alone
              Ddim
We ate some French fries
              F
Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to the movies
Laughed so hard we cried
                        Ddim
And then we ate more French fries
              F
Let's do it again

 Ddim  (pause)                 F
'Cause I really like you as a friend
 Ddim  (pause)                 F
But there are things I can't pretend
 Ddim  (pause)                 F
Know I would love you 'til the end

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|   
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am  

But there is just one problem (problem, problem)

E7                 F
I would never have sex with you
E7                             F
Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
E7                             F
I already would have shown my boobs to you

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|  
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am  

But that will never happen

F
Remember the time we stayed up all night talking
Let our secrets out 
           Ddim
Until the sunshine
            F
Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters
Dance dance revolutioned
              Ddim
'Til we won a keychain
            F
Let's do it again

Ddim                       F
This shouldn't come as a surprise
Ddim                        F
You should've seen it in my eyes
Ddim                    F
I kinda like some other guy

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|  
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am  

But there's a bigger problem

E7                 F
I would never have sex with you
E7                             F
Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
E7                         F
I already would have gone down on you (Kate: You would have liked it!)

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|  
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am  

But that will never happen


E |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----000--|
C |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----000--|
G |-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-1-----111--|

No amount of alcohol
Could change my mind at all

E |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
C |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|  E7
G |-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-|("bye") 

Our lips will never touch
So kiss that thought goodbye

E7                 F
I would never have sex with you
E7                            F
Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to
E7                         F  (pause)
I already would have held hands with you

  C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--| 
  G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am   

But that will never happen

I Would Never (have Sex With You)

Slippery When Moist

C           G                F
I used to dream that I would be
  G7                        C
A bright and shiny star on TV
         G              F
Or maybe I would go to college
                G7
Like Harvard or Devry
C       G            F
I would live in an apartment
   G7                  C
in Paris or in Cincinnati
            G              F            G7        C
and I would play my music loud and not apologize
C         G                  F
I used to dream that I would marry
G7                               C
A guy that looked like Charlie Sheen
             G                F            G7
And he would have a name like Gary, Steve, Todd, David
C          G             F
I used to think I'd have three kids
    G7                            C
And they all would look just like me
             G                  F                 G7
And I would force them kids to carry all my groceries
C
We don't need no goals
G
Don't need human connection
F
Dreams are overrated
G
'Cause our life's already perfection

C     G                F
Now I know all that is true
G7                          C
'Cause all I really want is you
                 G
You and you and only you
F        G7
Me, you, me, you

Only You

Music Songs

Intro C - Em - F - G x1 

C    Em     	  F		  G
I've got too many questions in my mind
C    Em     	  F	     G
I've got too many answers to find
C   Em        F	       G
Can I give up all I've imagined
C  Em F               	        G
Am I magical enough for this to happen
          C		       Em                 F          G
Because I like you             I like you
                  (I like you)            (I like yoooouuuuu)
    F                G
And like can lead to like like
E7                        F
And like like can lead to loooooovvee
            C 		Em	           F
Sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss you
                   			  (fuck you)
 	   G
Oh.
   (Oh.)
C   Em       F		        G
Can I be the man you're looking for
C   Em F	       G
Can I really throw you out my door
C    Em       F		  G
I'll try real hard not to lose her
C    Em     F		 G
I'll try to be less of a loser
          C                    Em                 F          G
Because I like you             I like you
                  (I like you)            (I like yoooouuuuu)
    F                G
And like can lead to like like
    E7                    F
And like like can lead to loooooovvee
            C 		    Em	            F
Sure as the stars above I'd really like to kiss you, kiss you
                   			  (fuck you, fuck you)
G
Kiss you, kiss you
(Fuck you, fuck you)
C
Fuck youuuuuu.

Fuck You

VERSE 1:

   D                G
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous.
   D              G
Medical pot is really strong.
        D                   G
That's why it's so hard in California,
    D
to get your weed card,
   G                 D         G
unless something's really wrong.   {D,G,D,G}
 
  D               G
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor. 
  D                      G
It's a long shot but I gotta try. 
      D                 G                D              G
She hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify. 
 A                                (A)
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
      D        G             D      G
A Government supply to get legally high. 

CHORUS:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription.

VERSE 2:
       
  D                          G                D              G
 You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety, 
  D                        G        D          G
especially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity. 
     D       G           D       G
Too fat too thin either way you win.
 D                     G                D            G
Heart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
   D                   G                D            G
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ. 

 A                                     (A)
 You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets. 
         D         G                    D         G
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do. 

CHORUS:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription. {G,D,G}
        
BRIDGE:

                                Dm
 Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
   Dm
 cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache, 
   Dm
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

      Am
 Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
            Fmaj
 which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
       D      G                D      G
 It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.

CHORUS:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription.

Weed Card

C             G                Em       C
Pregnant xxxxx xxx smug
C                                   G
Everyone xxxxx xx, xxxxxx xxxx it
                              C
Because xxxxxx pregnant
C         G             Em   C   
Effing xxx xx x gun
C                                                                            G
You xxxxx xxxxx xx xxxx xxx, xxx xxxx xx xxx creeps 
                                C            Cmaj7  Am
Now xxxx xxxxx pregnant

Am                              G              Cmaj7  Am  
I xxxx xxxxx xxx xxx xxxx how
Am                          G
You xxxxx xx xxxxxxx now

Pregnant Women Are Smug

Use capo on 3. 

G    D            C               D
I've got too many questions in my mind

G    D            C          D
I've got too many answers to find

G   D         C        D  
Can I give up all I've imagined

G  D C                        D 
Am I imagical enough for this to happen


           G                 D           C             D     
Because I like you         I like you 
                (I like you)         (I like yoooouu)
    C                D
And like can lead to like like

    C                     A
And like like can lead to looooove

                 G 
As sure as the stars above

     D             C             D
I'd really like to kiss you  ohh
                   (fuck you)

VERSE

Can I be the man you're looking for
Can I really throw you out of my door
I'll try real hard not to lose her
I'll try to be less of a loser


Because I like you        I like you 
                (I like you)      (I like yoooouu)
And like can lead to like like
And like like can lead to looooove
As sure as the stars above
                   C         D
I'd really like to kiss you, kiss you 
                   (fuck you)(fuck you)
C        D
kiss you kiss you 
(fuck you)(fuck you) 
G
fuck yoooouu.

Fuck You!

All Over Your Face

E                                    A
You didn't do it, didn't reach your goal
E                                A
Your heart is broken, you're an asshole
E                           A
And you didn't have what it takes
              D             B
So here's to you and your huge mistakes

E                                 A
You're humiliated, hollowed out, and exhausted
E                                        A
You were in the ring fighting the fight, and you lost it
E         
This isn't your time, this wasn't for you
D                           B
At least you did everything you could do

E
You're a loser, but a dreamer
A
You're tired, but you're strong
F
You're going on no evidence
E
You don't listen to common sense
D                               B
You went all in, and you were wrong

E
You are such a loser
         A
Good for you
E                     B
It's something that a lot of people can't do
F
Trying is hard, that's why people don't do it
          A
Losing is hard, they can't make it through it
         B
But not you

E
You are such a loser
               Bm
You are such a loser
          A
Here's to you
           B                           E
'Cause you deserve a cheering section too

                                              A
Throw your heart in it, so what if you break it?
E                                   A               
You know now that you're strong enough to take it
E                       E
Don't let it break you, don't let them break you
D                            B
Fake it, keep going till you have a breakthrough

E                           A
Icarus is bullshit, that's why it's called mythology
E                           A
People can't stand genius without an apology
E                     A
Fuck that, fuck them, go get what you wanna get
D                      B
Let them stay at home and comment on the internet


E
You're a loser, but a dreamer
A
You're tired, but you're strong
F
You're going on no evidence
E
You don't listen to common sense
D                               B
You went all in, and you were wrong

E
You are such a loser
         A
Good for you
E                     B
It's something that a lot of people can't do
F
Trying is hard, that's why people don't do it
          A
Losing is hard, they can't make it through it
         B
But not you

E
You are such a loser
               Bm
You are such a loser
          A
Here's to you
           B                           A
'Cause you deserve a cheering section too



You can only fall that far

'Cause you set yourself up so high
E    D      A    
Who really cares 
E                          A
If this time it didn't fly?

At least you tried
F
At least you tried
                        B
At least you're not that guy watching from the side
                        F                         B
Who thinks he's doing better 'cause he wasn't defeated
                 F                        B
When he's just a non-entity who never competed
F                                                      B
You're the one who's out there reaching for something greater
             A
And you know
                    B
It's better to be a loser

Than a spectator


                    E
And you are such a loser
                B
You are such a loser
              E
So here's to you

Such A Loser

C     F      Dm     G
Just after the storm breaks, with the perfect amount of light,
C     F      Dm     G
You can catch a glimpse of magic, if the timing is right.
C     F      Dm     G
Rainbows are improbable, beautiful, and rare,
C     F       Dm    G
But so are you, and so is this, the love that we share.
F    Am    C     D
Too vast to hold, and too small to name, it's no wonder why
F      F      G
You have to stand between the rain and the sun to see a rainbow in the sky.
F   Am 
All the things that had to go right, all the things that had to go wrong
Bb   G
That lead us to the place where we were going all along.

             F G
Right now they fall away,
             Am D
Right now it's just us two,
               F
Right now we make a promise:
  G   C
If you do, then I do too.

F Dm G

Don't know how we found it, but we did somehow.
All the moments of our lives, were leading up to now.
I used to feel uncertain, but now I realize
When I wanna see my future, I just look into your eyes.
Too vast to hold, and too small to name, it's no wonder why
You have to stand between the rain and the sun to see a rainbow in the sky.
All the things that make you - you, all the things that make me - me,
That lead us to the place where we were always meant to be.

Right now they fall away,
Right now it's just us two,
Right now we make a promise:
If you do, then I do too.

A rainbow doesn't choose to be a rainbow, it just shines in the sky,
And there's nothing to debate, and there's nothing to deny.
Love might be a privilege, but marriage is right.
So to all of you detractors who don't know you've lost the fight,
To all of you in the darkness, we're here turning on the lights.
Now I stand with you for the world to see,
My love, my dreams, and me.
My love, my dreams, and me.

Right now they fall away,
Right now it's just us two,
Right now we make a promise:
If you do, then I do too.

Rainbow Connections

Secretions

Verse 1:
           B
I'm going back to the time when we owned this town
      E
Down Powder Mill Lane, in the battlegrounds
C#m        B                   G#m  B     F#
We were friends and lovers and clueless clowns


Verse 2:
                      B       
I didn't know I'd be finding out now I was torn from you
         E
When we thought about things we were gonna do
C#m      B                    G#m B  F# 
We were wide eyed dreamers and wiser too


Chorus:
               E              B 
Go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café


Verse 3:
                          B
I'm begging you for some sign, but you've still got nothing to say
        E
Don't turn your back on me, don't walk away
C#m     B                   G#m  B   F#
I'm a better man now than I was that day


Chorus:
                      E              B 
Let's go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

                 E               B
Go down to the bandstand on the pier
           G#m                    F#
Watch the drunks and the lovers appear
                      E                     G#m   F#     
Take time, just the stars at the Sovereign Light Café


Bridge:
   E        B           F#
I wheel my bike off the train,
        F#
Up the North Trade Road,
 E        B             F# 
Look for you on Marley Lane
                          G#m
In every building, every streetlight
                   E               F#  G#m  B  F#
Oh why did we ever go so far from home?


Verse 4:
                        B
You keep on leaving me mile long traces of who you are
         E
You can get a big house and a faster car
C#m      B                    G#m   B  F#
You can run away boy, but you won't go far


Chorus:
                      E              B
Let's go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

                    E                B
Stroll down to the bandstand on the pier
           G#m                    F#
Watch the drunks and the lovers appear
                     E                      G#m   F#
Take time, just the stars at the Sovereign Light Café 

      E            B    G#m
La la la la la la la la Yeah, 
     F#                      E       B   F#
I'm going where the people know my name


Outro:
E B G#m F#
E B G#m F# B

Sovereign Light Cafe

strumming pattern
D-DUD-D

F,G,C,Em7

mmmmm mmmm mmmm 

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


[Verse 1: Rihanna]

F              G
Dry! ...Me a desert
C                 Em7
Nuh time to have ya lerkin'
F                        G
Him ago act like him nuh like it
C                           Em7
You know I dealt with you the nicest
F                        G
Nuh body touch me in the righteous
C                     Em7
Nuh botha, text me in a crisis 
           F                    G
I believed all of your dreams, adoration
            C                    Em7
You took my heart and my keys and my patience
            F                        G
You took my heart on my sleeve for decoration
                C                          Em7
You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation
           F             G
All that I wanted from you was to give me
C            Em7
Something that I never had
F                   G
Something that you've never seen
C                     Em7
Something that you've never been!
F     G
Mmmmm!
      C                          
But I wake up and act like nothing's wrong
D
Just get ready fi...


[Hook: Rihanna]
F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting
F             G
Ner ner ner ner ner ner!
               C           Em7
When you a guh ner ner ner ner ner ner!
                  F                 G
Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn!
C             Em7
Beg you something please


[Verse 2: Rihanna]

F            G
Baby don't you leave
               C                 Em7
Do''t leave me stuck here in the streets, 
   F                  G
uh huh If I get another chance to
       C                Em7
I will never, no never neglect you
      F                         G
I mean who am I to hold your past against you?
       C                    Em7
I just hope that it gets to you
  F           G
I hope that you see this through
  C                      Em7
I hope that you see this true
F          G
What can I say?
       C          
Please recognize I'm tryin', baby!!!
 Em7
I have to


[Hook: Rihanna]

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


[Verse 3: Drake]

N.C.
Yeah, okay
F        G        C                   Em7
You need to get done, done, done, done at work, come over
F               G
We just need to slow the motion
C                   Em7
Don't give that away to no one
F            G
Long distance, I need you
C                          Em7
When I see potential I just gotta see it through
F                        G
If you had a twin, I would still choose you
C                           Em7
I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon
      F      G               C              
But I know you need to get done, done, done, done
   Em7
If you come over
F            G
Sorry if I'm way less friendly
C                    Em7
I got n____s tryna end me,
F G           C                 Em7
oh,     I spilled all my emotions tonight, I'm sorry
F               G
Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
C                                Em7
How many more shots until you're rollin'?
F              G
We just need a face to face
C                    Em7            F
You could pick the time and the place
               G
You spent some time away
C                Em7
Now you need to forward and give me all the...


[Hook: Rihanna]

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting

mmm mmm mmm..


[Outro: Rihanna]

work work work work work work

F G C D
F G C D

Work

Intro: C D C D (x2)


C D
Si es que no puedes hablar
C D
no te atrevas a volver
C D
si te quieres ocultar
C D
tal vez te podria ver
Em D C G C
y el amor que no sabe a quien y que
G C
hablará si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazara otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz

C D


C D
Si no puedes escuchar
C D
aunque insistas hablaré
C D
si lo quieres mírame
C D
y tus ojos hablaran tal vez
Em D C G C
sentiras el amor e iras tras el
G C
hablaras si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazará otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz


Em G C G
.(CUERDAS)... abrazaméeeeeeeee..
C Em F
quiero despertarme y entender

Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y que haces aquì
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz
G C
y te hace feliz

C D
(fin)

Habla si puedes

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

(Chorus)
G
You xxxx X xxx'x smile xxxx xxx
Em
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Am7
I xxx'x xxxxx xxx X xxx'x sing
D7
I'm xxxxxxx xx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxxx
(1st Verse)
G
You xxx X xxxx xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
Em
X feel xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Am7
If xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx X'x xxxxx through
D7                              G Em G Em
X just xxx'x xxxxx without xxx
(2nd verse)
G
You xxxx along xxxx xxxx x song
Em
Xxx brightened xx xxx
Am7
Whod've xxxxxxxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xx x dream
                  D7
Xxx xx xxx xxxxx light xxxxx xxxx
(Chorus)
         G 
Xxx now xxx xxx X xxx'x smile xxxx xxx
Em
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Am7
I xxx'x xxxxx xxx X xxx'x sing
D7                          Eb
I'm xxxxxxx xx xxxx xx xx anything
(3rd Verse)
Ab
You xxx X xxxx xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
   Fm
X feel xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Bbm
If xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx X'x xxxxx through
Ebm
X just xxx'x xxxxx
Ebm                                 Ab               C#
Now xxxx xxxxxx xxx happiness xxxxx so xxxx xxxx xx find
C#m                                         Eb     E
Well, X'x xxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx behind me
A
And xxx xxx X xxx'x smile xxxxxxx xxx
F#m
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Bm
X xxx'x laugh xxx X xxx'x sing
E
X'x finding xx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxxx
Bb
You xxx X xxxx xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Gm
X feel xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
Cm
If xxx xxxx knew xxxx X'x xxxxx through
F
X just xxx'x smile xxxxxxx xxx

Can't Smile Without You

Intro: Em  A  Em  A

       Em               A                Em                   
 A
Verse: Be on my side or be on your side, there is no reason for you to hide,
       Em                 A
       Its so hard for me stayin' here all alone, when you could be takin'
       A                Em                                             A
       Me for a ride... She could drag me, over the rainbow, send me away


        G     D         A    G  D          A
Chorus:  Down by the ri-ver,  I shot my ba-by

 Em        A
 Ooh, Ooh, shot her dead


Verse 2:You take my hand I'll take your hand, together we may get away,

        This must madness is too much sorrow, its impossible to make it

        today... She could drag me, over the rainbow, send me away


(Chorus)

(Verse 1)

Down By The River

Intro: D-A-Bm-Em-A  x4

         D                 A                          
I'll confess tonight your all thats on my mind
        Bm            A                   D
I know these roof top nights could last forever.
              A                            Bm
we watched the seasons change, we saw the distance pull us away,
           A
from all we shared together.

D                       A
Right now is all we have you better make this count
Bm                       A
these are the moments i wish i could forget you.

D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
    Em    A
lets run away.
D                             A                             Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
    Em    A
lets run away.

play intro  x2

D                    A
I picked apart every word that you said
  Bm                              A
I dissected each sentence but kept coming up empty
D                         A
the way you are leaves me counting the days
        Bm                            A
till the next time this distance will be a memory


D                        A        
Right now is all we have you better make this count
Bm                     D
these are the moments i wish i could forget you.


D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                              Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
     Em   A
lets run away.

D-A-Bm-A

where have you been


                                                                        Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                              Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
     Em   A
lets run away


American Dream 

G Bm Em A
Well everybody's lookin' for something they can't find,
Walking straight ahead blind-folded production line,
Only taking time for one type of shoe-shine.
Don't look left/right now you got a street fine.
Everybody lookin' for just a little more.
Working late-nights trying to fight off the day glow.
Waiting for the come-around but it is a no show.
Driving in the fast lane lookin' for the slow-mo...

C D A
Oh whats in store I don't know anymore.
Oh what's inside 'cos I can't hide from it no more.
Oh what you see well it's not me anymore.
Oh I don't know well I don't know man anymore because 

G Bm Em A
I tell you once I tell you twice, gonna be a long time
But you don't take no one's advice, gonna be a long time you,
Where were you, you weren't listenin', gonna be a long time
Gonna be a long time.

G Bm Em A
So now you're face down, face lookin like a frying pan.
Hitting up the clubs trying to feel like a real man.
Beating your chest just like you're King Kong but you're just a gui-tar no-string no-song.
Feeling free like ya don't even know it, man you're towing the line hoping you just don't blow it.
Man ya stuck in the mainframe trying to win the big game so much potential it even makes it more of a shame, shame, shame...
Here we go again, same old shit just another name.
Looking at the destiny there in your palm,
But now you got your strings but you got no song.
So sing, sing, sing - shake it like a chicken wing.
It's not what you get it's about what you bring-bring-bring.
So bring it, bring it to the table, not because you have to 'cos you're willing and you're able!

C D A
Oh what's in store I don't know anymore.
Oh what's inside 'cos I can't hide from it no more.
Oh what you see well it's not me anymore.
Oh I don't know, I don't know anymore because 

G Bm Em A
I tell you once I tell you twice, gonna be a long time.
But you don't take no one's advice, gonna be a long time.
You, where were you, you weren't listening, gonna be a long time.
Gonna be a long time.

Gonna Be A Long Time

[intro x2]
A  E  D A

A                                        E
when there's no place you feel at home
              D                               A
and you think you'd be better off alone
A                                          E
when you think there's no reason to try
               D                           A
and you hate yourself and wanna die

A                                      E
when you're filled with anxiety
             D                   A
and everyone's your enemy
A                                        E
when you wish you were someone else
                 D                        A
and you wanna go out and kill yourself

[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

(take your time)


A                       E
when you get yourself depressed
                      D                   A
because you think you can't do your best
A                                         E
when you write yourself a stupid song
           D                        A
to remind yourself that you forgot

[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

(take your time)


[BRIDGE]
# chords x2:
A  E  D  A

A|------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-2--------------------------------------------------|
C|------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----2-4-2---2-4-2-1---1-1-2-2-1-2-4-2-1-22-----------|     x2



[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

Overreacting

It takes a while to get used to the rhythm. In the verse the
time signature goes 3/4 for 2 bars then 2/4 for 1 bar and then
repeats.


Intro and Verses:

A|-2---3---2-|-5-------5-|------|-10------10|-9-------9-|------
E|-----------|-----------|------|-----------|-----------|----3-
C|-0---------|-2---2-----|------|-----7-----|-----------|-2----
G|-0---------|-0---------|-0----|-9---------|-7---------|------
   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |  |

Intro Riff:

A|-10--12--10-|-9---10---9-|-2---3---2-|-5-------5-|-------|
E|------------|------------|-----------|-----------|-------|
C|------------|------------|-0---------|-2---2-----|-------|
G|-9----------|-7----------|-0---------|-0---------|-0-----|



Chorus:

                   C
I...              driving...
     G  
The speed...            

Em
      City...

        D
And...  arm...
    
    C  Em        D
And I      had a feeling...

    C  Em        D
And I      had a feeling...

C           D
be...       be... 

Suggestion: during the verses, it can sound pretty cool if you
get a friend to strum the chords: C, G, Em, D in the background
:)

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