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A Little Bit Special

The Craig Machine

Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.  Lynch has produced seven albums: 

C          Em 
Dear Diry today was a good day
C                Em
Bought myself a brand new horse
C                       Em
Shes strong and fast and so very beautiful
C                  Em
And just a little wild of course
F              G
I know tommorow i can tame her
C   Cadd9/B    Am
If I only believe
F                     G      
Wish me luck Diary    Christopher Reeve 

C Em x3

 C          Em 
Dear diary today was a good day
C          Em 
papa and I picked wild flowers
C                   Em 
mama joined and we layed in sunshine 
C                 Em 
Then we sang and danced for hours 
F                    G
I know tommorow will be even better 
C   Cadd9/B      Am
so the good lord I thank 
F                     G      
Ill write more later, love   Anne Frank

C Em x3

Dear Diary

          A                    G          D
Theres a hair on the soap, and its short and its curly,

   A              G        D                 A (let ring)
A hair on the soap, and I dont think its mine

Hair

Verse 1:
       E            
All my days,
   G         D      E
 I live with my disgrace
    G         D       E
I'm afraid to show my face
       G         D      C
Or at least take off my underwear...


          E
See I was born
       G        D        E
Like a half way neutered pet
        G      D        E
I don't have a matching set
       G       D
It's a part of me
     C
That just aint there
        
Please, don't stare


Chorus
           E                G
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
         E                       G
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
      E                     G
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
         D   C   E
But I'm half a man
          D    C    E
Yeah, I'm half a man


Verse2
      E
Wanna die
        G        D       E
end it all, just call it quits
        G      D        E
I can't find a cup that fits
       G        D       C
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
       C
When I hear "ball one?


       E
Oh, my God
          G        D       E
How could you have been so cruel
        G      D      E
To give me one family jewel
        G          D          C
And the one that's there must feel so sad
       C
He's a lonely nad

Chorus 2
           E                    G
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
      E                    G
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
      E
Oh, I want another testi
     G
Do I have to beg?
    D    C E
I'm half a man
         D    C E
Yeah, im half a man


Bridge
E..G...E...G...E...G...D...C
kinda like chorus

Chorus 3
           E                            G
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
          E                                 G
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
          E                          G
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
         D    C  E
I'm just half a man
          D    C  E
Yeah, I'm half a man

Half A Man

Intro: D  Dsus2  D  Em9   (x4)


Verse one:

 D      D/C# D/Bm      D/F#                             
Here we are, dear old friend 
Bm     Bm/A  G    A  
You and I, drunk again. 
 D               D/C#  D/Bm           D/F#                           
Laughs have been had, tears have been shed.
Bm        Bm/A       G          A  
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.

Chorus one:

    D         A            Bm           G
But if I were gay I would give you my heart.
 D             A           Bm          G
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art.
 D          A               Bm       G 
And if I were gay we would swim in romance. 
 A                   G             A       
But I'm not gay. So get your hand out of my

 D  Dsus2  D  Em9   (x2)
pants.


Verse two:

 D           D/C#    D/Bm    D/F#                             
It's not that I dont care, I do. 
   Bm       Bm/A   G       A  
I just dont see myself in you. 
 D      D/C#  D/Bm   D/F#                              
Another time another scene
        Bm     B/A                G           A  
I'd be right behind you.. if you know what i mean.:)


Chorus two:

      D          A           Bm          G
Cause if I were gay i would give you my soul. 
    D          A           B            G 
And if i were gay I would give you my whole being.
    D          A            B             G
And if i were gay we would tear down the walls. 
 A                 G             A       
But im not gay so wont you stop cupping my.. 
 D  Dsus2  D  Em9   (x2)  
hand.


Outro:

 D          Dsus2      D          Em9
We've never hugged... weve never kissed.
      D          Dsus2    D         Em9
I've never been intimate with your fist. 
 D            Dsus2   D        Em9
But you have opened brand new doors 
 D       Dsus2     D    Em9      
Get over here and drop your..
  D      Dsus2    D    Em9   (x4)
drawers. 


End on D

If I Were Gay

Intro/Verse:
Dsus2 Am Csus2 Gm   Csus2/Dsus2 

Chorus:
Dsus2 Am Csus2 Gm

Verse 1:
Dsus2                  Am
Charlie Brown had a big block head
        Csus2                   Gm     Csus2/Dsus2
wore a stripey sweater every day
Dsus2                       Am
Always tried to kick the football
          Csus2                     Gm    Csus2/Dsus2
but Lucy pulled the motherfucker away
Dsus2                   Am
Flew a kite just to try to relax
        Csus2                       Gm    Csus2/Dsus2
but he always put that shit in a tree
Dsus2                 Am
And a cute little redheaded girl
         Csus2                        Gm
wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.

Prechorus 1:
asus2                                          G               Csus2/Dsus2
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS!

Verse 2:
Onto a security blanket
Linus himself would latch
Snuggle into that bitch to keep warm
while waiting in the pumpkin patch
Had a stalker named Sally Brown
and she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas
and the sexy way he sucked that thumb.

Prechorus 2:
Marmaduke can lick it Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS!

Chorus 1:
Dsus2 Am       Csus2     Gm
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Dsus2         Am          Csus2    Gm
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Dsus2      Am        Csus2     Gm
Take my hand, and let's dance now
Dsus2     Am              Csus2        Gm
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
asus2                        G            Csus2/Dsus2   (back to verse)
(no lyrics here............) PEANUTS!


Oh, Marcy was best friends
with Patty, Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl
that Charles M. Schultz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude
who couldn't keep his own ass clean
All the teachers said wah wah wah wah
wah wah what does that shit mean?

Well Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town WOODSTOCK!

Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
'Cause it's hard to get pussy
when you're the baldest kid in second grade

Lucy was a psychiatrist
but her comments always gave offense
And the bitch couldn't make no money
'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents
You know all the ladies love Schroeder
'cause he spun them '88s real good
and Franklin was a real cool cat
but the only brother in that hood

Sometimes you have to shout good grief unto the heavens GOOD GRIEF!

Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
You're the World War II flying ace
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick

Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand, and let's dance now
under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree

Peanuts

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Dr.stephen

Intro dialogue, then :

   Am          E
My story is so tiresome...  (tiresome)
        E                        Am
Back in France I was rich as they come... (as they come)
      F                         C
But I lost all my wealth and my good mental health
      E                           Am
Now I live with zee filth and zee scum... (and zee scum)

      Dm                   C          G
I'm Pierre the only French bum in New York
       Dm                     C                 G
When I open my Boone's Farm I still schniff zee cork.
   Dm                      C           G
So have you a quarter, I'm begging you please
          F    E            Am
I have to have wine with my government cheese.

  Am                    E
I really should bid you adieu... (adieu)
    E                    Am
I'm feeling a bit sac le blu... (sac le blu)
   F                     C
My life is a hell I give off a bad smell
        E                            Am
but I'm French oh that's always been true. PIU!!!

Pierre

Intro A, Asus4, A, Asus4 X2

Verse 1

A       Asus4  A      Asus4
When i was, a boy of ten
  A     Asus4  A     Asus4
I had a very best friend
  A     Asus4        A      Asus4
Fred was kind, with good intent
Bm               E
  just a little different


Chorus 1

   A     D           Bm
oh Special Fred
       E
Mama dropped him 
A   D        Bm
on his head
        E
Now hes not so 
A       D         Bm
bright, instead
        E           A   Asus4  A
He's a little bit special
       Asus4
He's a little bit


Verse 2

A         Asus4     A        Asus4
We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
A         Asus4     A        Asus4
I played soldiers, He'd eat dirt
A         Asus4     A        Asus4
I liked math and a spelling Bee
Bm                   E
  Fred liked talking to a tree


Chorus 2

   A     D           Bm
oh Special Fred
       E
Mama dropped him 
A   D        Bm
on his head
        E
Now she keeps him 
A     D         Bm
in the shed
              E           A   Asus4  A
cause he's a little bit special
       Asus4
He's a little bit


Verse 3

A       Asus4     A       Asus4
I ran track, Hung out in malls
A       Asus4        A     Asus4
Fred ran head first, into walls
A       Asus4    A        Asus4
I had girls and lots of clothes
Bm                 E
   Fred names for all his toes


Chorus 3

   A     D           Bm
oh Special Fred
       E
Mama dropped him 
A   D        Bm
on his head
        E
Now he thinks he's a
A     D    Bm
piece of bread
              E           A   Asus4  A
cause he's a little bit special
       Asus4
He's a little bit


Bridge

C#m      D                  C#m
One day talking to special Fred
              D                     C#m
He grabbed a brick and swung at my head
           D                          C#m
And as he laughed at me, thats when i new
              D             E           A
That special Fred just made me special too


Break

A    D    Bm   E  X2


Resolve

A      Asus4   A        Asus4
Now i laugh as i count bugs
A         Asus4    A        Asus4
I give strangers great big hugs
A       Asus4   A       Asus4
Next to me,    Fred is fine, yeah
Bm                 E
   He's a fucking Einstein


Chorus 4
    A    D           Bm
oh Special Fred (to me)
         E      
Now were not right 
A    D             Bm
in the head (you see)
         E
Now were not so 
A        D         Bm
Bright, instead
       E           A    D
Were a little bit special
Bm         E          A    D
   just a little bit special
Bm               E            A    D
   That bastard Fred made me special
Bm        E         D
   Just a little bit
                     A
Just a little bit special.

Special Fred

INTRO A Em A Em A Em A Em

A              Em       A                 Em
Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
    A              Em                   A              Em
The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
A                 Em           A         Em
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
    A           Em                  G         D         E
But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white
            A             Em                G         D
I only like black girls the brown girls, the caf? au lait
A                 Em                G        D
Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away
A                   Em                G         D
If your a nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy
A                       Em                      G            
       [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)
But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS [A] Em A Em A Em A Em

     A            Em                A           Em
Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
  A                  Em               A             Em
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
      A              Em          A               Em
Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right
A          Em                 G    D           E
I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white
              A                Em               G       D
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf? au lait
  A                 Em               G        D
A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
A                        Em                    G                D
If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
A                 Em                  G               
      [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)
It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about

INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS [A] Em A Em A EmA Em

    A                 Em     A         Em
Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory",
    A                    Em               A          Em
and we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree
    A                Em               A             Em
But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class
     A             Em(PAUSE)         G      D        
 E
It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass
               A               Em              G        D
I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf? au lait
  A                  Em                G        D
A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away
A                         Em                    G             D
If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth
    A                           Em                    G          D           [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)
The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.

Vanilla Ice Cream

 G            Em           C5        D5

[Verse]
G             G                G         G
Thank you all for coming to my show
G             G                     G        G
You've been great but now I have to go
Em     Em                    Em        Em
Everyone had a super-time I hope
G           G                     G      G
Some songs tend to push the other lobe

[Chorus]
C5          C5                 D5      D5
These are things that I have said,
C5            C5           D5    D5
But there are voices in my head,
C5                    C5
And if you could hear them,
D5                  G
This is what they'd say.

[Verse]
Thank you all for coming to my show
                                (Oh, it hurts you bastards didn't laught at
                                 my new nazi song and)
You've been great but now I have to go
                                   (Go and ask that girl in front to come
                                    backstage and show her thong and)
Everyone had a super-time I hope
                         (I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus
                          that fucker)
Some songs tend to push the other lobe
                                  (Open up you eyes, you wife and
                                   girlfriend both showed up, you sucker)

[Chorus]
C5        C5             D5      D5
There are voices in my head,
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're such a hack)
C5            C5           D5    D5
Saying things that should be said
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you need prozac)
C5                    C5
I just hope that they will
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
D5                 G
             Go away
(No we wont-)

[Verse]
Thank you all for coming to my show
                                (Oh, it hurts you bastards didn't laught at
                                 my new nazi song and)
 (I have to take a piss)
                                (God i hope there's cocaine left backstage)

You've been great but now I have to go
                                   (Go and ask that girl in front to come
                                    backstage and show her thong and)
(Why did I sign up for this?)
                                    (God i hope there's cocaine left
                                     backstage)
Everyone had a super-time I hope
                         (I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus
                          that fucker)
(Maybe some on the shelf)
                         (I really, really hope there's cocaine left
                          backstage)
Some songs tend to push the other lobe
                                  (Open up you eyes, you wife a girlfriend
                                   both showed up, you sucker)
(You should just kill yourself)
	                       (He is right, you should kill yourself)

[Chorus]
There are voices in my head,
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're such a mess)
Saying things that should be said
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're talent-less)
I just hope that they will
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
             Go away
(No we wont-)

[Outro]
G
No they won't go away
                      (never go away)
		   (never go away)
They're here to stay
                      (we're here to stay)
	                (here to stay)
They say I'm gay
                      (you're gay)
		  (you're gay)
I say no way
                       (you're gay)
 (no way)
                        (you're gay)
Okay, I'm gay!

Voices In My Head

Em - Cadd9 - G - D

 Em             Cadd9  G             D
If god had long hair and a goatee
             Em            C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G            D
If he looked spaced out
           Em       Cadd9    G              D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had 
Em       Cadd9       G   D
an eye infection?
 
   
Cadd9             G        D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
 Cadd9       G          D
Yeah yeah god smells good
 Cadd9       D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
         Em      Cadd9       G   D
What if god smoked cannabis?
         Em      Cadd9           G   D
Hit the bong like some of us
  Em              Cadd9                         
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
  G            D
And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.

What If God Smoked Cannabis

hummed fill riff:
A|-0-2-3-2-0-2-0-
E|---------------
C|---------------
G|---------------


Intro:
# (same as prechorus)
Am  E  C  G

Am     F        E             Am      F        E
In the woods of northern Michigan he made his home
Didn't ask much from the world just wanted to be alone
Got his first real blade at thirteen that's when it all began
Soon the creatures of the forest called him whittlin' man
yeaaaah

Am                          E
He whittle all day, and he whittle all night
C                           G
he whittle whittle whittle everything in sight
Am                          E
He whittle on a stick and he whittle on a shoe
C                           G
If you come to close gonna whittle you, too

D            A#             D 
Keep a safe distance if you can
                 A#           C        Am   E   C  G
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)

Am     F        E               Am         F        E
Had a stump to sit on, had some wood and his trusty knife
Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife
Such a beautiful wife
Whittled out four kids, a swimmin' pool and a big lear jet
And so he wouldn't miss Saved by the Bell, well he whittled a TV set
yeaaaah
Am                          E
He whittle if it's light and he whittle if it's dark
C                           G
And if noone was around well he'd whittle in the nark
Am                          E
He whittle something new and he whittle something old
C                           G
He whittle something hot and he whittle something rather chilly

D            A#             D 
Keep a safe distance if you can
                 A#           C        Am   E   C  G
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)

Am       F         E                       Am         F        E
Some say whittlin' man's a genious, still others say he's just dumb
Whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers, and his left thumb
Boy is he dumb
That won't stop him, no it won't, he'll whittle through thick and thin
Once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again
yeaaaah
Am                          E
He whittle if it's white, and he whittle if it's black
C                           G
He whittle on a duck till a duck can't quack
He'll whittle if he's dry and he'll whittle if it's juicy
He whittle ol'Desi and he whittled ol' Lucy
He whittle JFK and he whittle Jackie O
Whittle ol' Larry and Curly and Moe
And he whittle Frank Zappa and he whittle Tipper Gore
Whittle whittle whittle till he can't no more

Whittle Shamoo and he whittle ol' Jaws
Whittle Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Clause
Whittle whittle whittle just as fast as he can
Whittle till he's dead he's... whittlin' maan

# end on Am

Whittlin Man

Intro: C D C D (x2)


C D
Si es que no puedes hablar
C D
no te atrevas a volver
C D
si te quieres ocultar
C D
tal vez te podria ver
Em D C G C
y el amor que no sabe a quien y que
G C
hablará si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazara otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz

C D


C D
Si no puedes escuchar
C D
aunque insistas hablaré
C D
si lo quieres mírame
C D
y tus ojos hablaran tal vez
Em D C G C
sentiras el amor e iras tras el
G C
hablaras si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazará otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz


Em G C G
.(CUERDAS)... abrazaméeeeeeeee..
C Em F
quiero despertarme y entender

Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y que haces aquì
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz
G C
y te hace feliz

C D
(fin)

Habla si puedes

C                     G
Se a vida as vezes dá uns dias de segundos cinzas
           Am           F
E o tempo tic taca devagar
         Dm                   Am
Ponha o teu melhor vestido, brilha teu sorriso
      F              C
Vem pra cá, vem pra cá

                                     G
Se a vida muitas vezes só chuvisca, só garôa
        Am               F
E tudo não parece funcionar
         Dm                  Am
Deixe esse problema a toa, pra ficar na boa
      C
Vem pra cá

Refrão:
            Am              F
Do lado de cá, a vista é bonita
          C           G
A maré é boa de provar
            Am                 F
Do lado de cá, eu vivo tranquila
                  C          E7
E o meu corpo dança sem parar
            F                  C                 G
Do lado de cá, tem música, amigos e alguém para amar
            C G Am F
Do lado de cá
            C G Am F
Do lado de cá

refrão:
           Am            F
Do lado de cá, a vista é bonita
          C           G
A maré é boa de provar
            Am                 F
Do lado de cá, eu vivo tranquila
                  C          E7
E o meu corpo dança sem parar
            F                 C                 G
Do lado de cá, tem música, amigos e alguém para amar
            Am
Do lado de cá

             Am7M            Am7
A vida é agora, vê se não demora
  Dm            E7
Pra recomeçar
Am           Am7M          Am7
É so ter vontade de felicidade
  Dm     G
Pra pular

Refrão:
            Am              F
Do lado de cá, a vista é bonita
          C        G
A maré é boa de provar
            Am                 F
Do lado de cá, eu vivo tranquila
                  C         E7
E o meu corpo dança sem parar
              F                C                  G
Do lado de cá, tem música, amigos e alguém para amar
            C G Am F
Do lado de cá
            C G Am F
Do lado de cá
            ( C G Am F ) (2x)
Do lado de cá

Do Lado De Cá

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

INTRO: un arpegio mas o menos así.

Em E9 Em E9
e|----------7----------------7----------------7----------------7--------|
B|--------8---8------------7---7------------8---8------------7---7------|
G|------9-------9--------9-------9--------9-------9--------9-------9----|
D|----9-----------9----9-----------9----9-----------9----9-----------9--|
A|--7----------------7----------------7----------------7----------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|


Como intro:
Desnudar el sin razón
que modelo nuestras vidas
Parece ser causa perdida.

Nadie apuesta detener
el motor que contamina
el aire que a diario respiras

Am
Y que respiraste ayer,
Como intro
y que mañana tal vez, no lo sé.
Por eso hoy

Am
Reflexionando en esto,
C5
la madrugada pasó,
B5 / Am / G5 / F5# / Em
y dejó otro día para ser.


BASE: (mas o menos - no la entiendo)
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------/5-------------------------/4--|
A|--------------------------/3-------------------------/2--|
E|--2-3-2-0-2-3-2-0-2-3-2-0----2-3-2-0-2-3-2-0-2-3-2-0-----|


Ser guardianes o vigías de toda la miel
que guarda en toda colmena el sucio poder.
Predador, ecologista, pobre o gran señor.
Drogadependiente, doctor o paciente,
entreverado en el montón.



e|---------+----------------------|
B|---------+----------------------|(A partir de la 2da. vez
G|---------+----------------------| no hace la primer parte)
D|--2-/5-4-+-----/5-4-----2-/5-4--|
A|--2------+-4-5--------4-2-------|
E|--0------+-2-3--------2-0-------|

Vender, comprar.
Comer, cagar.
Morir, nacer.

Sufrir, gozar.
Odiar, amar.
Ser o no ser

Culpable o inocente, malviviente o juez.
O quien con sólo su firma decreta la ley.
Pronucleares informistas modelan la situación.
Más tecnología, por más energía.
Fuga radiactiva de progreso.

Vender, comprar.
Comer, cagar.
Morir, nacer.

Sufrir, gozar.
Odiar, amar.
Ser o no ser.


e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------4-------------------3-2----|
E|--0--0-0-0-0-0---0--0-0-0-0-2---0--0-0-0-0-0--0-----3--|

e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------4-------------------3-2-5--|
E|--0--0-0-0-0-0---0--0-0-0-0-2---0--0-0-0-0-0--0--------|

e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------4-------------------3-2----|
E|--0--0-0-0-0-0---0--0-0-0-0-2---0--0-0-0-0-0--0-----3--|

e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------4-------------------3-2-5--|
E|--0--0-0-0-0-0---0--0-0-0-0-2---0--0-0-0-0-0--0--------|


Solo guitarra

e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------4-------------------3-2----|
E|--0--0-0-0-0-0---0--0-0-0-0-2---0--0-0-0-0-0--0-----3--|



Derrame de combustible, exterminio forestal.
El motor contaminante no se detendrá.
Para ser hay otro día en el planeta inferior.
Como cualquier día, como todo día
Con o sin mi reflexión.

Vender, comprar.
Comer, cagar.
Morir, nacer.

Sufrir, gozar.
Odiar, amar.
Ser o no ser.

Vender, comprar.
Comer, cagar.
Morir, nacer.

Sufrir, gozar.
Odiar, amar.
Ser o no ser.

FIN:e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------4-------------------3-2----|
E|--0--0-0-0-0-0---0--0-0-0-0-2---0--0-0-0-0-0--0-----3--|

Ser o no ser

Chords: C F Am G
Strumming pattern: down, down, up, up, down, up

You're way too (C) beautiful girl,
That's (Am) why it'll never work
You'll have me (F) suicidal, (G) suicidal
When you (C) say it's over
Damn all these (C) beautiful girls,
They (Am) only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you (F) suicidal, (G) suicidal
When they (C) say it's over
See it (C) started at the park
Used to chill after dark
Oh, (Am) when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
'Cause (F) we both thought
That (G) love last (C) forever (last forever)
They (C) say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh (Am) we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they (F) also said
That we (G) couldn't last (C) together (last together)
See it's (C) very divine, girl
You're one of a kind
But you (Am) mush up my mind
You ought to get declined
Oh (F) Lord
My (G) baby is driving me (C) crazy

(Chorus)

It was (C) back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh (Am) when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And (F) I never thought
That (G) we was gonna see each (C) other (see each other)
And then (C) I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh (Am) I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It (F) came out to be
That (G) she wasn't the girl for (C) me (girl for me)

(Refrain and chorus)

(C) Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
(Am) Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slighted
And (F) I don't know
(G) How to make it (C) better (make it better)
You're (C) datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh (Am) I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm (F) losin' my mind
And (G) I don't think it's (C) clever (think it's clever)

(Refrain and Chorus)

Beautiful Girls

Donde hay numeros en vez de acordes es porque no se
como se llaman esos acordes y pongo abajo como se hacen




F9/A Cm
Ya no sé donde fue,
F9/A C
con su luz tu verdad,
F9/A Cm
avanzar y no avanzar,
1 G
que loco remolino,

ya no ves . . .

ya no ves . . .

la maldad que hay allí . . .

solo estás en tu cruz,

oh déjame explorarte,
F4 C
solo extiéndete una vez más . . .
F4 C
extiéndete una vez más . . .

la canción de la sed,

como el agua se nos fue . . .

líbrame . . .

Oh! líbrame . . .

Líbrame de la galaxia

ya no ves . . .

ya no ves

lo que ya sé nos pasó

respirar y oxidar,

y olvidarse y no fumar . . .

solo extiéndete una vez más . . .

exiténdete una vez más . . .

extiendete una vez más

extiendete una vez más

Nota: C B y
Am 2
eres mi esperanza
Am 3
solo una grieta en mi existir . . .
4
no somos solo hombres
5 6 7
y como fondo un cielo.

no es solo un burro,

que es un ángel de fe,

tal vez

me sentirás tal vez

me sentirás

las aguas en tus ojos

vibran su dulce brillo

una piel y una flor

son tus pechos,

que no piensan menos mal,

oh por favor,

gira loca girasol . . .

déjame como estoy,

ya te amé y allí morí,

quédate quédate oh!

déjame explicarte,

solo extiéndete una vez más . . .

extiéndete una vez más . . .

eres mi esperanza,

solo una grieta en mi existir . . .

no somos solo cuerpos,

y como un fondo un cielo . . .

no es solo un burro,

que es un ángel de fe

tal vez me sentirás

tal vez me sentirás

1:*5455*
2:*0*110
3:2**13*
4:3*445*
5:5**56*
6:7*775*
7:5*555*

Espero que puedan sacar esta genial cancion del mejor
compositor del rock de Argentina (a mi parecer).

Extiéndete una vez más

Intro
D|----------------9-8----|
A|--7--------7-10-7-6~---|X4
E|--5--------5-8---------|

e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--|
D|----------------------9-8----X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--|X2
A|--7----7----7----7-10-7-6---------------------|
E|--5--5-5--5-5----5-8--------------------------|

e|------------------------------------------|--|-----|
B|------------------------------------------|--|-----|
G|-----X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7-----X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--|--|-----|
D|-----X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--8--X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--|X7|-8-8-|
A|--7-------------------6-------------------|--|-6-6-|
E|--5---------------------------------------|--|-----|

D|----------7-6~-----------|
A|--------7--------7-5-----|X4
E|--5-5-8--------------8-7-|

G|--5-h-7-----5-h-7-----5-h-7----------|
D|--5-h-7-----5-h-7-----5-h-7-----9-8--|X4
A|--------0-0-------0-0-------0-0-7-6--|

D|----------7-6~-----------|
A|--------7--------7-5-----|X4
E|--5-5-8--------------8-7-|

G|--5-h-7-----5-h-7-----5-h-7----------|
D|--5-h-7-----5-h-7-----5-h-7-----9-8--|X8
A|--------0-0-------0-0-------0-0-7-6--|

e|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--|
D|----------------------9-8----X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--|X6
A|--7------7--7----7-10-7-6---------------------|
E|--5------5--5----5-8--------------------------|

G|--5-h-7-----5-h-7-----5-h-7----------|
D|--5-h-7-----5-h-7-----5-h-7-----9-8--|X12
A|--------0-0-------0-0-------0-0-7-6--|

e|----------------------------------------------|--|-----|
B|----------------------------------------------|--|-----|
G|-----------------------------X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--|--|-----|
D|----------------------9-8----X-5-X-7-X-5-5-7--|X4|-8-8-|
A|--7------7--7----7-10-7-6---------------------|--|-6-6-|
E|--5------5--5----5-8--------------------------|--|-----|

Resistirse a complacer

INTRO: DOm - FA - MIb - LA# - DOm - MIb - FA - LA# - DOm

DOm - FA - MIb - LA#

DOm LA# DOm LA#
Saber que es lo que te pasa, sabes a veces lleva tiempo

DOm LA#
Es que el amor es una ciencia exacta,

DOm LA#
Y el dolor suele ser un misterio

SOL# DOm
Salir, parece buena idea,

SOL# DOm
Escapar, esa no es la manera de seguir

SOL# DOm
No esperar que el tiempo arregle todo,

SI LA#
Cuestión de encontrar el modo de reír

DOm FA MIb LA# DOm
Y si no estas bien, no te desarmes

FA MIb LA# DOm
Ponte de pie y andar y andar

FA MIb LA# DOm
No los escuchés pueden marearte

FA MIb LA# DOm
Solo saben hablar, y hablar y hablar

PUENTE: DOm LA# DOm LA#


DOm LA# DOm LA# DOm
A donde vas? No entiendo, no

LA# DOm LA#
Por que estas mintiendo?

DOm FA MIb LA# DOm
Y si no estas bien, no te desarmes

FA MIb LA# DOm
Ponte de pie y andar y andar…

FA MIb LA# DOm
No los escuchés pueden marearte

FA MIb LA# DOm
Solo saben hablar, y hablar y hablar...


SOLO: DOm LA#

FINAL: DOm - FA - MIb - LA# - DOm - MIb - FA - LA#

Andar

este es el solo de Tangolpeando espero q les sirva mas q nada
para q se animen
a pasar mas transcripciones a esta pagina de almaferte ovio
Solo:e-|---5---5---5---5---5-------------------------------|-
B-|---5---5---5---5---5-------------------------------|-
G-|---------------------------------------------------|-
D-|-7---6---5---4-------------------------------------|-
A-|-----------------7-----5--5-7-5-3------------------|-
E-|---------------------------------------------------|-

e-|---------------------------------------------------|-
B-|---------------------------------------------------|-
G-|-----------7-9-10---9-10-9-7-------9--7-9-7--------|-
D-|----7-9-10---------------------10-----------9--7--6|-
A-|-11------------------------------------------------|-
E-|---------------------------------------------------|-

e-|---5---5---5---5---5-------------------------------|-
B-|---5---5---5---5---5-------------------------------|-
G-|---------------------------------------------------|-
D-|-7---6---5---4-------------------------------------|-
A-|-----------------7-----5--5-7-5-3------------------|-
E-|---------------------------------------------------|-

e-|--------------------------------------------------|-
B-|---5------------------5---------------------------|-
G-|-7------7-5-4---5--7----7-5-4--5--5---------------|-
D-|--------------------------------------------------|-
A-|--------------------------------------------------|-
E-|--------------------------------------------------|-

e-|--------------------------------------------------|-
B-|--------12-12-10--10-9---9-10-12------------------|-
G-|---4--9-------------------------------------------|-
D-|--4-----------------------------------------------|-
A-|-4------------------------------------------------|-
E-|--------------------------------------------------|-

e-|-----12-10-12---10--------8-10---8-----------------|-
B-|---------------------------------------------------|-
G-|---7------------------5----------------------------|-
D-|---7------------------5----------------------------|-
A-|-5-5----------------3-3----------------------------|-
E-|---------------------------------------------------|-
F E
e-|----------------------------------------------------|-
B-|-6-5---6-5-----5------------------------------------|-
G-|-----7-----7-5---7-5-4-7-5-4-2-4--2-----------------|-
D-|----------------------------------------------------|-
A-|---------------------------------------0-2-3--------|-
E-|-------------------------------------4--------------|-

buenoesta es mi primere transcripsion pero no la ultima
esta bastane bien sacado (acepto criticas)
y !!!Aguante EL TANO LocO Lo maS GRande
desde Comodoro Km3 soy el monito saludos a todos los q me conocen

Tangolpeado

-----------------ALMAFUERTE----------------
-------------Ciudad de Rosario-------------
-----Ricardo Iorio - Claudio Marciello-----


-INTRO-

PARTE 1

e|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-------5------9-8-7p5-----------9-8-7-7p5-------5----|
D|-7-5-7-5-5-7--9-8-7p5-7p5-7-7---9-8-7-7p5-7-5-7-5-5--|
A|-7-5-7---5-7----------7p5-7-7-------------7-5-7---5--|
E|-----------------------------------------------------|

PARTE 2

e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|-9-8-7-7p5-----------9-8-7-7p5-------5----|
D|-9-8-7-7p5-7-5-7-7---9-8-7-7p5-7-5-7-5-5--|
A|-----------7-5-7-7-------------7-5-7---5--|
E|------------------------------------------|

-FIN INTRO-


ARREGLO 1

e|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|-----------|
D|-7/8/7-5-7-|
A|-7/8/7-5-7-|
E|-----------|


ARREGLO 2

e|-------------|
B|-------------|
G|-------------|
D|-----------0-|
A|-----0-1-2---|
E|-0-3---------|


RIFF 2

e|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|--------4h5-----4h5-----4h5------12-12/---7-7/---5-5-|
D|-----------------------------2-----------------------|
A|-3--3-3-----3-3-----3-3------2---10-10/---5-5/---3-3-|
E|-----------------------------0-----------------------|


e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-----4h5-----4h5-----4h5-------|
D|--------------------------3--5-|
A|-3-3-----3-3-----3-3------3--5-|
E|--------------------------1--3-|




MI ARREGLO 1
Alegría, alegría,
MI ARREGLO 1
exalta mi corazón
LA SOL
si el indio blanco convida
MI ARREGLO 2
sonar en el Willie Dixon.

Se dará cita la audiencia
metalera y sin revés,
para corear el canto
que te dedica Almafuerte.

RIFF 2
La más amada por cuna del pabellón,
bastión de patria, Provincia de Santa Fe.

INTRO (PARTE 2) X 2
Ciudad de Rosario, Ciudad de Rosario.
Ciudad de Rosario, Ciudad de Rosario.

Zanjeando en tus orillas
de pibe la suerte hallé,
cuando un disco de Pappo
oí por primera vez.

Mis primos del barrio Acindar,
desde ese día supieron
que seguiría los pasos
de aquél inmenso rockero.

La más amada por cuna del pabellón,
bastión de patria, Provincia de Santa Fe.

Ciudad de Rosario, Ciudad de Rosario.
Ciudad de Rosario, Ciudad de Rosario.


-SOLO-

FA - SOL - LA - FA - SOL - RE

MI - LA - SOL - MI - MI - LA - SOL - MI

-FIN SOLO-


ARREGLO 2


La más amada por cuna del pabellón
bastión de patria, Provincia de Santa Fe.

Ciudad de Rosario, Ciudad de Rosario.
Ciudad de Rosario, Ciudad de Rosario.
Ciudad de Rosario, Ciudad de Rosario.
Ciudad de Rosario, Ciudad de Rosario.


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B|---------------------|
G|---------------------|
D|-5-7---5-7---5-7---7-|
A|-5-7---5-7---5-7---7-|
E|---------------------|


NOTA:(p) Pull-off

(h) Hammer-on

(/) slide




Ahi esta la tab de ciudad de Rosario espere que les guste,
cualquier correccion me avisan, estoy en face con este mail
juan-riff@hotmail.com ponganla donde quieran pero al menos
no me roben el credito!!! despues si me da el oido saco el
solo... saludos y aguante ALMAFUERTE!!

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