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A Little Bit Special

The Craig Machine

Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.  Lynch has produced seven albums: 

          A                    G          D
Theres a hair on the soap, and its short and its curly,

   A              G        D                 A (let ring)
A hair on the soap, and I dont think its mine

Hair

Em - Cadd9 - G - D

 Em             Cadd9  G             D
If god had long hair and a goatee
             Em            C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G            D
If he looked spaced out
           Em       Cadd9    G              D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had 
Em       Cadd9       G   D
an eye infection?
 
   
Cadd9             G        D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
 Cadd9       G          D
Yeah yeah god smells good
 Cadd9       D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
         Em      Cadd9       G   D
What if god smoked cannabis?
         Em      Cadd9           G   D
Hit the bong like some of us
  Em              Cadd9                         
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
  G            D
And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.

What If God Smoked Cannabis

C          Em 
Dear Diry today was a good day
C                Em
Bought myself a brand new horse
C                       Em
Shes strong and fast and so very beautiful
C                  Em
And just a little wild of course
F              G
I know tommorow i can tame her
C   Cadd9/B    Am
If I only believe
F                     G      
Wish me luck Diary    Christopher Reeve 

C Em x3

 C          Em 
Dear diary today was a good day
C          Em 
papa and I picked wild flowers
C                   Em 
mama joined and we layed in sunshine 
C                 Em 
Then we sang and danced for hours 
F                    G
I know tommorow will be even better 
C   Cadd9/B      Am
so the good lord I thank 
F                     G      
Ill write more later, love   Anne Frank

C Em x3

Dear Diary

Verse 1:
       E            
All my days,
   G         D      E
 I live with my disgrace
    G         D       E
I'm afraid to show my face
       G         D      C
Or at least take off my underwear...


          E
See I was born
       G        D        E
Like a half way neutered pet
        G      D        E
I don't have a matching set
       G       D
It's a part of me
     C
That just aint there
        
Please, don't stare


Chorus
           E                G
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
         E                       G
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
      E                     G
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
         D   C   E
But I'm half a man
          D    C    E
Yeah, I'm half a man


Verse2
      E
Wanna die
        G        D       E
end it all, just call it quits
        G      D        E
I can't find a cup that fits
       G        D       C
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
       C
When I hear "ball one?


       E
Oh, my God
          G        D       E
How could you have been so cruel
        G      D      E
To give me one family jewel
        G          D          C
And the one that's there must feel so sad
       C
He's a lonely nad

Chorus 2
           E                    G
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
      E                    G
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
      E
Oh, I want another testi
     G
Do I have to beg?
    D    C E
I'm half a man
         D    C E
Yeah, im half a man


Bridge
E..G...E...G...E...G...D...C
kinda like chorus

Chorus 3
           E                            G
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
          E                                 G
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
          E                          G
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
         D    C  E
I'm just half a man
          D    C  E
Yeah, I'm half a man

Half A Man

Intro: D  Dsus2  D  Em9   (x4)


Verse one:

 D      D/C# D/Bm      D/F#                             
Here we are, dear old friend 
Bm     Bm/A  G    A  
You and I, drunk again. 
 D               D/C#  D/Bm           D/F#                           
Laughs have been had, tears have been shed.
Bm        Bm/A       G          A  
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head.

Chorus one:

    D         A            Bm           G
But if I were gay I would give you my heart.
 D             A           Bm          G
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art.
 D          A               Bm       G 
And if I were gay we would swim in romance. 
 A                   G             A       
But I'm not gay. So get your hand out of my

 D  Dsus2  D  Em9   (x2)
pants.


Verse two:

 D           D/C#    D/Bm    D/F#                             
It's not that I dont care, I do. 
   Bm       Bm/A   G       A  
I just dont see myself in you. 
 D      D/C#  D/Bm   D/F#                              
Another time another scene
        Bm     B/A                G           A  
I'd be right behind you.. if you know what i mean.:)


Chorus two:

      D          A           Bm          G
Cause if I were gay i would give you my soul. 
    D          A           B            G 
And if i were gay I would give you my whole being.
    D          A            B             G
And if i were gay we would tear down the walls. 
 A                 G             A       
But im not gay so wont you stop cupping my.. 
 D  Dsus2  D  Em9   (x2)  
hand.


Outro:

 D          Dsus2      D          Em9
We've never hugged... weve never kissed.
      D          Dsus2    D         Em9
I've never been intimate with your fist. 
 D            Dsus2   D        Em9
But you have opened brand new doors 
 D       Dsus2     D    Em9      
Get over here and drop your..
  D      Dsus2    D    Em9   (x4)
drawers. 


End on D

If I Were Gay

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Dr.stephen

Intro/Verse:
Dsus2 Am Csus2 Gm   Csus2/Dsus2 

Chorus:
Dsus2 Am Csus2 Gm

Verse 1:
Dsus2                  Am
Charlie Brown had a big block head
        Csus2                   Gm     Csus2/Dsus2
wore a stripey sweater every day
Dsus2                       Am
Always tried to kick the football
          Csus2                     Gm    Csus2/Dsus2
but Lucy pulled the motherfucker away
Dsus2                   Am
Flew a kite just to try to relax
        Csus2                       Gm    Csus2/Dsus2
but he always put that shit in a tree
Dsus2                 Am
And a cute little redheaded girl
         Csus2                        Gm
wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.

Prechorus 1:
asus2                                          G               Csus2/Dsus2
They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers PEANUTS!

Verse 2:
Onto a security blanket
Linus himself would latch
Snuggle into that bitch to keep warm
while waiting in the pumpkin patch
Had a stalker named Sally Brown
and she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas
and the sexy way he sucked that thumb.

Prechorus 2:
Marmaduke can lick it Garfield is a pussy PEANUTS!

Chorus 1:
Dsus2 Am       Csus2     Gm
Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Dsus2         Am          Csus2    Gm
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Dsus2      Am        Csus2     Gm
Take my hand, and let's dance now
Dsus2     Am              Csus2        Gm
Under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree
asus2                        G            Csus2/Dsus2   (back to verse)
(no lyrics here............) PEANUTS!


Oh, Marcy was best friends
with Patty, Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl
that Charles M. Schultz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude
who couldn't keep his own ass clean
All the teachers said wah wah wah wah
wah wah what does that shit mean?

Well Big Bird ain't the only yellow bird in town WOODSTOCK!

Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
'Cause it's hard to get pussy
when you're the baldest kid in second grade

Lucy was a psychiatrist
but her comments always gave offense
And the bitch couldn't make no money
'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents
You know all the ladies love Schroeder
'cause he spun them '88s real good
and Franklin was a real cool cat
but the only brother in that hood

Sometimes you have to shout good grief unto the heavens GOOD GRIEF!

Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
You're the World War II flying ace
Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick

Oh peanuts, crazy peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand, and let's dance now
under Charlie's shitty Christmas tree

Peanuts

Intro dialogue, then :

   Am          E
My story is so tiresome...  (tiresome)
        E                        Am
Back in France I was rich as they come... (as they come)
      F                         C
But I lost all my wealth and my good mental health
      E                           Am
Now I live with zee filth and zee scum... (and zee scum)

      Dm                   C          G
I'm Pierre the only French bum in New York
       Dm                     C                 G
When I open my Boone's Farm I still schniff zee cork.
   Dm                      C           G
So have you a quarter, I'm begging you please
          F    E            Am
I have to have wine with my government cheese.

  Am                    E
I really should bid you adieu... (adieu)
    E                    Am
I'm feeling a bit sac le blu... (sac le blu)
   F                     C
My life is a hell I give off a bad smell
        E                            Am
but I'm French oh that's always been true. PIU!!!

Pierre

Intro A, Asus4, A, Asus4 X2

Verse 1

A       Asus4  A      Asus4
When i was, a boy of ten
  A     Asus4  A     Asus4
I had a very best friend
  A     Asus4        A      Asus4
Fred was kind, with good intent
Bm               E
  just a little different


Chorus 1

   A     D           Bm
oh Special Fred
       E
Mama dropped him 
A   D        Bm
on his head
        E
Now hes not so 
A       D         Bm
bright, instead
        E           A   Asus4  A
He's a little bit special
       Asus4
He's a little bit


Verse 2

A         Asus4     A        Asus4
We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
A         Asus4     A        Asus4
I played soldiers, He'd eat dirt
A         Asus4     A        Asus4
I liked math and a spelling Bee
Bm                   E
  Fred liked talking to a tree


Chorus 2

   A     D           Bm
oh Special Fred
       E
Mama dropped him 
A   D        Bm
on his head
        E
Now she keeps him 
A     D         Bm
in the shed
              E           A   Asus4  A
cause he's a little bit special
       Asus4
He's a little bit


Verse 3

A       Asus4     A       Asus4
I ran track, Hung out in malls
A       Asus4        A     Asus4
Fred ran head first, into walls
A       Asus4    A        Asus4
I had girls and lots of clothes
Bm                 E
   Fred names for all his toes


Chorus 3

   A     D           Bm
oh Special Fred
       E
Mama dropped him 
A   D        Bm
on his head
        E
Now he thinks he's a
A     D    Bm
piece of bread
              E           A   Asus4  A
cause he's a little bit special
       Asus4
He's a little bit


Bridge

C#m      D                  C#m
One day talking to special Fred
              D                     C#m
He grabbed a brick and swung at my head
           D                          C#m
And as he laughed at me, thats when i new
              D             E           A
That special Fred just made me special too


Break

A    D    Bm   E  X2


Resolve

A      Asus4   A        Asus4
Now i laugh as i count bugs
A         Asus4    A        Asus4
I give strangers great big hugs
A       Asus4   A       Asus4
Next to me,    Fred is fine, yeah
Bm                 E
   He's a fucking Einstein


Chorus 4
    A    D           Bm
oh Special Fred (to me)
         E      
Now were not right 
A    D             Bm
in the head (you see)
         E
Now were not so 
A        D         Bm
Bright, instead
       E           A    D
Were a little bit special
Bm         E          A    D
   just a little bit special
Bm               E            A    D
   That bastard Fred made me special
Bm        E         D
   Just a little bit
                     A
Just a little bit special.

Special Fred

INTRO A Em A Em A Em A Em

A              Em       A                 Em
Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
    A              Em                   A              Em
The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
A                 Em           A         Em
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
    A           Em                  G         D         E
But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white
            A             Em                G         D
I only like black girls the brown girls, the caf? au lait
A                 Em                G        D
Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away
A                   Em                G         D
If your a nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy
A                       Em                      G            
       [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)
But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS [A] Em A Em A Em A Em

     A            Em                A           Em
Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
  A                  Em               A             Em
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
      A              Em          A               Em
Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right
A          Em                 G    D           E
I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white
              A                Em               G       D
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf? au lait
  A                 Em               G        D
A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
A                        Em                    G                D
If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
A                 Em                  G               
      [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)
It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about

INSTRUMENTAL CHORDS [A] Em A Em A EmA Em

    A                 Em     A         Em
Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory",
    A                    Em               A          Em
and we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree
    A                Em               A             Em
But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class
     A             Em(PAUSE)         G      D        
 E
It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass
               A               Em              G        D
I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf? au lait
  A                  Em                G        D
A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away
A                         Em                    G             D
If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth
    A                           Em                    G          D           [A] <(FIRST CHORD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL)
The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.

Vanilla Ice Cream

 G            Em           C5        D5

[Verse]
G             G                G         G
Thank you all for coming to my show
G             G                     G        G
You've been great but now I have to go
Em     Em                    Em        Em
Everyone had a super-time I hope
G           G                     G      G
Some songs tend to push the other lobe

[Chorus]
C5          C5                 D5      D5
These are things that I have said,
C5            C5           D5    D5
But there are voices in my head,
C5                    C5
And if you could hear them,
D5                  G
This is what they'd say.

[Verse]
Thank you all for coming to my show
                                (Oh, it hurts you bastards didn't laught at
                                 my new nazi song and)
You've been great but now I have to go
                                   (Go and ask that girl in front to come
                                    backstage and show her thong and)
Everyone had a super-time I hope
                         (I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus
                          that fucker)
Some songs tend to push the other lobe
                                  (Open up you eyes, you wife and
                                   girlfriend both showed up, you sucker)

[Chorus]
C5        C5             D5      D5
There are voices in my head,
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're such a hack)
C5            C5           D5    D5
Saying things that should be said
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you need prozac)
C5                    C5
I just hope that they will
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
D5                 G
             Go away
(No we wont-)

[Verse]
Thank you all for coming to my show
                                (Oh, it hurts you bastards didn't laught at
                                 my new nazi song and)
 (I have to take a piss)
                                (God i hope there's cocaine left backstage)

You've been great but now I have to go
                                   (Go and ask that girl in front to come
                                    backstage and show her thong and)
(Why did I sign up for this?)
                                    (God i hope there's cocaine left
                                     backstage)
Everyone had a super-time I hope
                         (I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus
                          that fucker)
(Maybe some on the shelf)
                         (I really, really hope there's cocaine left
                          backstage)
Some songs tend to push the other lobe
                                  (Open up you eyes, you wife a girlfriend
                                   both showed up, you sucker)
(You should just kill yourself)
	                       (He is right, you should kill yourself)

[Chorus]
There are voices in my head,
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're such a mess)
Saying things that should be said
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're talent-less)
I just hope that they will
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
             Go away
(No we wont-)

[Outro]
G
No they won't go away
                      (never go away)
		   (never go away)
They're here to stay
                      (we're here to stay)
	                (here to stay)
They say I'm gay
                      (you're gay)
		  (you're gay)
I say no way
                       (you're gay)
 (no way)
                        (you're gay)
Okay, I'm gay!

Voices In My Head

hummed fill riff:
A|-0-2-3-2-0-2-0-
E|---------------
C|---------------
G|---------------


Intro:
# (same as prechorus)
Am  E  C  G

Am     F        E             Am      F        E
In the woods of northern Michigan he made his home
Didn't ask much from the world just wanted to be alone
Got his first real blade at thirteen that's when it all began
Soon the creatures of the forest called him whittlin' man
yeaaaah

Am                          E
He whittle all day, and he whittle all night
C                           G
he whittle whittle whittle everything in sight
Am                          E
He whittle on a stick and he whittle on a shoe
C                           G
If you come to close gonna whittle you, too

D            A#             D 
Keep a safe distance if you can
                 A#           C        Am   E   C  G
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)

Am     F        E               Am         F        E
Had a stump to sit on, had some wood and his trusty knife
Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife
Such a beautiful wife
Whittled out four kids, a swimmin' pool and a big lear jet
And so he wouldn't miss Saved by the Bell, well he whittled a TV set
yeaaaah
Am                          E
He whittle if it's light and he whittle if it's dark
C                           G
And if noone was around well he'd whittle in the nark
Am                          E
He whittle something new and he whittle something old
C                           G
He whittle something hot and he whittle something rather chilly

D            A#             D 
Keep a safe distance if you can
                 A#           C        Am   E   C  G
Cuz you're never safe around whittlin' man
(back to prechorus riff)

Am       F         E                       Am         F        E
Some say whittlin' man's a genious, still others say he's just dumb
Whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers, and his left thumb
Boy is he dumb
That won't stop him, no it won't, he'll whittle through thick and thin
Once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again
yeaaaah
Am                          E
He whittle if it's white, and he whittle if it's black
C                           G
He whittle on a duck till a duck can't quack
He'll whittle if he's dry and he'll whittle if it's juicy
He whittle ol'Desi and he whittled ol' Lucy
He whittle JFK and he whittle Jackie O
Whittle ol' Larry and Curly and Moe
And he whittle Frank Zappa and he whittle Tipper Gore
Whittle whittle whittle till he can't no more

Whittle Shamoo and he whittle ol' Jaws
Whittle Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Clause
Whittle whittle whittle just as fast as he can
Whittle till he's dead he's... whittlin' maan

# end on Am

Whittlin Man

C   
Jaja, okay okay
                  F
Ya sé qué pasa aquí
   A#                            C
Encuentras la grandeza frente a ti
             C
Y no sabes bien qué sentir
       F            A#                      C
Es adorable, que jamás los humanitos cambiarán
           C       F
Despierta ya, oye bien, 
           A#                   C
este como ves es Maui, de verdad
             C                F
Sé que como yo no encuentras dos
        A#          C
Lo que miras es un semi Dios

[Coro 1]
Am         F           C
  Yo solo sé decir de nada
        E7               Am
Por el mar, el cielo, el sol
                F            C
No hay de que agradecer, de nada
     E7                    C
Soy sólo un ordinario semi yo

[Estrofa 2]
C                                F  
Hey, ¿qué fortachón el cielo elevó?
                        A#
Cuando eras de esta altura, éste
C                  C
  Si la noche enfrió, 
                  F
¿quién fue quien fuego te llevó?
       A#          
¿Qué, alguien me nombró? 
C              C       F
  Oh, yo sólo lazo el sol
          A#                    C
De nada, para estirar tu diversión
          C       F
Brisa yo hago soplar, de nada, 
   A#           C
y así tus velas elevar

[Coro 2]
Am        F            C
  Yo sólo sé decir de nada, 
        E7                  Am
por las islas que traje del mar
              F                  C
No ruegues jamás, nunca más, de nada
         E7                     Am
¡Ha! Genial es mi manera de servir, 
    F
de nada, 
    C
de nada

[Parte Rap]
C
De nada dudes ya
Hey, honestamente te explicaré 
de natural modo cada fenómeno
El mar, el sol, el gas, 
oh, ese es Maui hablando de más
Anguilas que, yo las enterré, 
de la palmera los cocos creé
Un consejo, una lección te doy
No me molestes si en mi descanso estoy
Am
  El tapiz que en mi piel se ve, 
F
  es el mapa de lo que gané
C
  Por donde fui provoqué mil sucesos
E7
  Ve al pequeñín mini Maui nomás zapateando,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ¡Hey!

[Coro 3]
Am          F              C
  Yo sólo puedo decir, de nada (de nada)
           E7              Am
Por el mundo especial que doy
                 F           C
No hay de que agradecer, de nada (de nada)
    E7                     Am
De nada hablaré, que ya me voy
          F            C
Te toca a ti decir de nada (de nada)
       E7             Am
Pues quiero esa barca ya
             F          C
Muy lejos navegaré, de nada (de nada)
       E7               Am
Pues Maui nada sabe de nadar
              F                 C  F C
(De nada) De nada (De nada) de nada
         C
Y gracias

De Nada

G      Em
I found a love for me
               C                         D
Darling just dive right in, and follow my lead
                G                 Em
Well I found a girl beautiful and sweet
          C                                  D
I never knew you were the someone waiting for me

                                 G
Cause we were just kids when we fell in love
              Em                     C               G  D
Not knowing what it was, I will not give you up this ti-ime
                   G                         Em
But darling just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own
             C                  D
And in your eyes you’re holding mine

       Em   C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D              Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight

               G                    Em
Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know
                C                                        D
She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I’ll share her home
           G             Em
I found a love, to carry more than just my secrets
         C                              D
To carry love, to carry children of our own

                              G                     Em 
We are still kids, but we’re so in love, fighting against all odds
                  C               G  D
I know that we’ll be alright this ti-ime
               G                            Em 
Darling just hold my hand, be my girl, I’ll be your man
          C              D
I see my future in your eyes



       Em   C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D               Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight

G Em C D 


       Em     C            G          D              Em
Baby, I’m dancing in the dark, with you between my arms
C                G     D                Em
Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song
          C                G                 D               Em
When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath
         C                G        D             
But you heard it, darling you look perfect tonight


Perfect

BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP


C         G
Baa, baa, black sheep,
F            C
Have you any wool?

F        C
Yes sir, yes sir,
G          C
Three bags full.

C           G
One for the master,
F           C
One for the dame,

F               C
And one for the little boy
G                  C
Who lives down the lane.

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Intro (2X):
Am	G	F	C

Verse 1:
                C	               Am		
There's so much craziness surrounding me
                F	 	             G		            
There's so much going on it gets hard to breathe
     Am     F		                          C
When all my faith has gone you bring it back to me
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

             C	             Am		
When I'm not sure of my priorities
               F	 	             G		
When I've lost sight of where I meant to be
     Am   F		            C
Like holy water washing over me 
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 

Verse 2:
          C	                   Am		
When my head is strong but my heart is weak
              F	 	          G		
I'm full of arrogance and uncertainty
     Am      F				                          C
When I can't find the words you teach my heart to speak
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me yeah

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 

Bridge:
G                           F                 C
    Everybody’s talking in words I don't understand
G                                    F              C
    You got to be the only one who knows just who I am
Em                                    F	
    You’re shining in the distance I hope I can make it through
           D	                              G                                    
Cause the only place that I want to be is right back home with you 


Verse 3:
                 C	             Am		
I guess there's so much more I have to learn
               F	 	                       G		
But if you're here with me, I know which way to turn
        Am         F		                   C
You always give me somewhere, somewhere I can run
Am	            G	       F   C
   You make it real for me 

Chorus:
    G	    Am	   F	             C
And IIIIIIIII'm running to you baby
G    Am	              F	           C
  Youuuuuuuuu are the only one who saved me
       G     Am	         F	               C
That's    whyyyyyyy I've been missing you lately
      Am	         G	       F   C
Cause you make it real for me 
Am	         G	       F   C
You make it real for me

You Make It Real

G         Em		  
1) Almost heaven,   West Virginia,
2) All my mem'ries, gather round her, 

   D			 C                G
1) Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah       River.
2) miner's lady,         stranger to blue water.

                      Em  
1) Life is old there, older than the trees, 
2) Dark and dusty,    painted on the sky, 

   D
1) younger than the mountains
2) misty taste of moonshine

   C			G
1) growin' like a breeze.
2) teardrop in my eye.

              G              D            Em        C
       Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong.
	      G               D              C            G
     West Virginia, Mountain momma, take me home Country roads


           Em       D            G 
 	I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me,
            C        G              D 
        the radio reminds her of my home far away
            Em               D            C
        and driving down the road I get a feeling 
 	       G                     D          D7    G
        that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday.

Country Roads

Am      C              F              C
I had a dream, we were sipping whisky neat
        F              C                 G
Highest floor, the Bowery, and nowhere’s high enough
    Am              C                F             C
Somewhere along the lines, we stopped seeing eye to eye
         F               C           G
You were staying out all night and I had enough


      F           Am             F                    C       
No, I don't wanna know where you been or where you're goin’
      F               Am                 G
But I know I won't be home and you'll be on your own


            F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
            F                 C                 G
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
             F                C               G         E7   Am
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
             F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning, it ain’t me


Am        C              G         F   
Ow-ow, ah-ah the Bowery, ow-ow, ah-ah whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F         C              Am        G
Ow-ow, ah-ah the Bowery, ow-ow, ah-ah whiskey neat
F           C       G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)


Am  C  Am       C              F           C
       I had a dream, we were back to seventeen
       F                   C            G
Summer nights and the Libertines, never growing up
Am             C          F                 C
I'll take with me the polaroids and the memories
        F              C                G
But you know I'm gonna leave behind the worst of us


             F                    C                G
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
             F                 C                 G
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
             F                C               G         E7   Am
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
             F                    C                G               
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning

         F      C     G
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
         F      C     G
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
         F      C     G  E7  Am
It ain’t me, no-o, no-o
             F                    C                G                
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning, it ain’t me


Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F      C           Am     G
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
F           C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

Am     C           G      F   
Ow-ow, the Bowery, ow-ow, the whiskey neat
Am          C       G         G
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I (it ain’t me)

F            C           Am           G
No no, no no no, Bowery, no no, no no no, whiskey neat
F           C       G                     Am
Where y’go, I’m so, grateful, I, it ain’t me

It Ain't Me

Intro/Verse
A|--4--1--3--6---------------------------------------------------|
E|--------1--4---------------------------------------------------|
C|--8--5---------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus
A|--1--4--4--4--6------------------------------------------------|
E|--------2-----4------------------------------------------------|
C|--5--8-----8---------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|

Solo
A|--8-8-8-8-8-9-6-6-8-9-I----------8-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------9-9-9-9---4-4-4-------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

A|--8-8-8-8-8-9-6-6-8-9-I------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------9-9-9-9-------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

School Friends

S                     S        
A|-------------------------------------| 
E|--6------6-6---3-------------------1-| 
C|-------------5---5-------------------| 
G|-------------------------------------| 
                                                              
A|----------------------------------------------------------| 
E|--1--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1------------------------------| 
C|-----4-4-4-4-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2------------------------------| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------| 

A|-----5--8--10--8--5--|--8-12--------12--|----5-8-10-8-5-------| 
E|--6------------------|------------------|--6------------------| 
C|---------------------|------------------|---------------------| 
G|---------------------|-------5--7-5-----|---------------------| 
     S      S      S      S            
A|----------------7------7-8----8---| 
E|--5-6----5-6------1----5-6----6---| 
C|--4-5------2------2-----------2---| 
G|---------6------6-----------------|

King Creole

Verse 1:
G                                    Em        G        Em
There was a girl who lived in London town.
G                                 Em                   G      Em
The scenes and sounds, they would only bring her down
C                                   D
She had polkadots and rubies in her dreams,
C                   D
French fantasies on cinema screens...
        C             G/B    Am     G
And she knew from the finish to the start
C      G/B      Am   G
It was bound to fall apart
C         G/B     Am   Em
Thanks to Cupid's lazy dart.
Em                                D
Wouldn't it be sweet if she could die from a broken heart?

G     Em      G      Em

Verse 2: (the same chords)
There was a boy who lived inside his head.
He couldn't face the world, so he turned his back instead.
He couldn't see in front of his eyes;
His fantasies of outlaws had him hypnotised...

And he knew from the finish to the start
It was bound to fall apart
Thanks to Cupid's lazy dart.                        F
Wouldn't it be sweet if he could die from a broken heart?

   C              G           F
Behold his golden wings
       C              G         F
And behold his bronze bow.
                 C             G         F
Can you hear his silver arrows sing?
       C               G     
As his gaylied favours glow.

(then go back to the normal verse bit)

There was a boy and girl who fell in love:
They both were in love with the stars and sky above,
Cinderella, cigarettes and scenes from the past
Were chasing them too fast for this love to ever last...

And they knew from the finish to the start
It was bound to fall apart
Thanks to Cupid's lazy dart.                         F
Wouldn't it be sweet if they could die from a broken heart? 

C   G    F    C    G

Repeat F  C  G until the end. End on G.

Arrows Of Eros

Am
There's a sadness all around us
          F                         C
There are words we're too afraid to say
                                        Am
The things that I thought would last forever
    F              G
Are changing every day

          Am
There's a hunger can't be satisfied
        F                       C
And the streets are filled with rage
C                       Am
It's time to dig deep inside ourselves
F                       G
And face the life we've made

Am
It's gonna take two of us
C                           Am
Ijust can't do it all on my own
F				  C
I see the day gettin' brighter
G                    F
Hold me a little bit tighter

C                      Am      F
Out of the darkness in hand in hand
     Am               F        G
Baby together we will make our stand
C                             Am      F
Reach out and touch me we can win somehow
       Am              F                G
I know there's nothing that can stop us now
F              Am                 G   C
Oh, baby, come with me out of the darkness

...

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