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D Gbm
This is a song, for the ladies
Em A
But fellas, listen closely
D Gbm
You don't always have to fuck her hard,
Em A
In Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D Gbm
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em A
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Bm G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm G
Sometimes you got to say please
D A
Sometimes you got to say hey:
D Gbm
I'm gonna fuck you , softly
Em A
I'm gonna screw you gently
D Gbm
I'm gonna hump you , sweetly
Em A
I'm gonna ball you , discretely
Bm G
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
D A
And then you say, wait a minute sally!
B G Em
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!
D Gbm
What's your favorite posish?
Em A D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
Gbm
What's your favorite dish?
Em A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
Bm G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
D A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
Bm G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
D
But then
Em A C G D
I'm gonna fuuuuck , yoooouu , haaaaaaaaaard!
Bb7 C D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
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Tabs by: KyleGH
Published: 21 Aug, 2010
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2010-08-21 06:06:31
Please blur the f word in the title
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2010-08-21 05:06:59
Beautiful. I'm going to need to work on the rhythm (I can only play downstrokes). The chords are right though, and the song is righteous. Well done.
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