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Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs Read more on Last.fm

[Intro]
Bbm G# Db Eb
Bbm G# Db F#
Bbm G# Db Eb
F# Db G# F

  Bbm               G#
A newborn deer runs through a field
  Db                   Eb
A rainbow shines from heaven
  Bbm                  G#            Db
A child's smile lights up the room
                       F#
As Brian blows a dude

  Bbm                 G#
A star shoots in from outer space
  Db               Eb
A puppy licks its mother
  F#              Db                  G#
A ray of sunlight through the trees
                       F
As Brian licks a sack

Bbm               G#
There would be no sadness
   Db             Eb
If we were super gay
     Bbm           G#
Just unicorns and magic
   Db             F#
If we were super gay

Bbm                G#
We would all be flying
     Db              Eb
On a tasteful pink duvet
           F#       Db
But mostly Brian
                G#     F  
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)

Mostly Brian's gay

Bbm      G#                 Db
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay)
            Eb              Bbm
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh
                 G#          Db              F#
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Bbm                                             G#                                              Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, 
                                          Eb
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Bbm                                             G#                                              Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, 
                                          F#
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!

Bbm                                     G#
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Db                                          Eb
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
             Bbm                              G#
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

If We Were Gay

INTRO:
D-A-Bm-G
D-A-E-G

A)
Bm            D
Anoche la vi pasar
A              E
su cara me hizo tiritar
Bm        D
jamas olvidare 
             E       F#    
lo que me hizo ayer

A)
Bm            D
Su cara se transformo
A        E
que diabolica actitud
Bm             D
su puño cerrado
       E                             F#
avanzo y me reventó la nariz

B)
          G
*Nac, nac 
                    D     Em          
quien toca la puerta
                 B9-Bm
es combo final
      D           E
no abra la puerta*

A)
No se si andar
escondiendome de ti
si se que mañana 
andaras por ahí

A)
Yo se lo que quieres tu
quieres mi beso final
amiga lo siento
pero a mi 
me gusta tu mamá

B)
          G
*Nac, nac 
                    D     Em          
quien toca la puerta
                 B9-Bm
es combo final
      D           E
no abra la puerta*

B)
...matar
si yo no sabia
fue casualidad
no abra la puerta*

C)
F#                   G
Si tengo que dejar 
                          D
si tengo que olvidar
                            C#m
las cosas que me gustan mas 
                       Bm
lo voy hacer igual
                           G
Si tengo que arrancar 
                         D
si tengo que patearte a ti
                          E
que no te quepa duda
              F#
lo haré igual

B)
          G
*Nac, nac 
                    D     Em          
quien toca la puerta
                 B9-Bm
es combo final
      D           E
no abra la puerta*

B)
... matar
si yo no sabia
fue casualidad
a mi me gustaba
pero apareció su...

B)
... mamá
no tengo la culpa
combo final
      D           E         -  D   -  E
lo siento... final.*

Combo Final

Am,C, F, Dm
I'm central to nowhere
Thinking of sweeping it clean
When we choose to go we're losing more than just our surroundings
I've gone around the sides of this universe as it stands
Outside the limits of all existence
Where light never ends

F, C, Dm
We should be grateful to the gods
F, C, Dm, Am, C, F Dm
Whoever they're real to they are
F, C, Dm
I value my placement as in Hell
F, C, Dm, Am, C, F Dm
Remember that moment that I fell, hey hey hey.

Am,C, F, Dm
Anything that could one day be is as real as what I'm saying
If something is nothing, it must not be something in any possible way
Lo-lo-lose yourself in the far off worlds that are right under your feet
Switch below with above all the way up into infinity

F, C, Dm
We should be thankful who we are
F, C, Dm, Am, C, F Dm
Whether we know ourselves or not
F, C, Dm
Walking alongside myself
F, C, Dm, Am, C, F Dm
Neither of us listens very well

Am.G,F
I'm dreading a time that is not near
As a man on cross I have no fear
I can't believe these words I'm saying

Dm
You gotta feel your lines
You gotta feel your lines

(repeat...)

Central

Em
When God rolls up His sleeves He ain't just puttin' on the Ritz.
       Am7       Bm      Em
   Our God is an awesome God. 
       (Em)
There's thunder in His footsteps and lightning in His fists.
       Am7       Bm      Em
   Our God is an awesome God.
        Am7
And the Lord wasn't joking when he kicked 'em out of Eden.
   Bm
it wasn't for no reason that He shed His blood. 
    C                               Am7
His return is very close and so you better be believing. 
        (Am7)      Bm      Em
that our God is an awesome God.
            C           G                 D            Em
Chorus: Our God   is an awesome God.   He reigns  from heaven above
             C      G                   Am7       Bm      Em
        with wisdom pow'r and love  Our God is an awesome God! (2x)

             Em
And when the sky was starless in the void of the night,
        Am7       Bm      Em
    Our God is an awesome God.
        (Em)
He spoke into the darkness and created the light,
        Am7       Bm      Em
    Our God is an awesome God.
    Am7
The judgement and wrath He poured out on Sodom;
    Bm
The mercy and grace He gave us at the cross;
  C                         Am7
I hope that we have not too quickly forgotten
        (Am7)      Bm      Em
that our God is an awesome God.

            C           G                 D            Em
Chorus: Our God   is an awesome God.   He reigns  from heaven above
             C      G                    Am7       Bm      Em
        with wisdom pow'r and love   Our God is an awesome God! (2x)

            Am7       Bm      Em         Am7       Bm      Em
Ending: Our God is an awesome God!   Our God is an awesome God!

Awesome God

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

Transcrito por: Carlos Baca Terrones

Hola k tal ps, aki les mando esta
cancionsaza, disfrútenla ps, los
acordes son muy fáciles. Saludos
para mis amigos: Luis Carlos, Vico,
Carito, Víctor, Eduardo, Pablo, Juanjo,
Beto, Carlos, Enrique, Luisa
y para mi family: Narda, Diana,
Yoli, Soraya, Carlos.


C
Siempre estuviste ahí
Am F
Esperando el momento
G
Que te vaya a tomar.

C
Sabes que
Am F
Me gustaste, me alucinaste
G
No te puedo dejar.

Pre coro:
F G Am
Nunca en mi vida te olvidare
F G
No lo hare jamás, te necesito mas

Coro:
C F
Donde estés, donde estés
G C /G
A donde vayas yo te buscare
C F
Donde estés, donde estés
G C /G
A donde vayas yo te encontrare


C/G C/G C/G


C Am
Para mí, es un alivio
F
Saber que contigo,
G
Siempre puedo contar.

C
Y es que tú
Am F
Me cambiaste, me transformaste
G
No te puedo dejar.


Pre coro:
F G Am
Nunca en mi vida te olvidare
F G
No lo hare jamás, te necesito mas


Coro:
C F
Donde estés, donde estés
G C /G
A donde vayas yo te buscare
C F
Donde estés, donde estés
G C /G
A donde vayas yo te encontrare

C F
Donde estés, donde estés
G C /G
A donde vayas yo te buscare
C F
Donde estés, donde estés
G C
A donde vayas... yo te encontrare


Ojala les haya gustado ps,
esta canción esta dedicada para
“LA PROMOCION 2006 JUAN PABLO II”
de Chepen.
UN saludazo para Ángela ps,
Esta canción es para ti, cuídate.

Anti Social

Esta Canción se la quiero dedicar a todos los Barrieros de verdad
y por supuesto a mi Cremita Laura. Que la quiero más q a mi vida.

Nota: Las notas q están en un paréntesis
se dan la segunda vez que se canta.

Intro: SOLm SOLm-FA-SOLm-FA-SOLm LA#-SOLm LA#-SOL#-LA#-SOL#-SOLm

SOLm (LAm)
Querida enemiga ya q fuiste mi amiga
LA# (FA)
Quisiera describirte una batalla perdida
FA (SOL)
Como se cura un hombre y se cose sus heridas
RE# (FA)
con el hilo del olvido
SOLm
Querida enemiga créeme note culpes
LA#
de seguir al egoísmo y así tu corazón no sufre
FA
De lavar tu alma blanca y mi amor
RE#
Con el peor de los azufres que ha existido

LA# (DO)
QUERIDA ENEMIGA NO VENGO A DARTE LECCIONES
SOL# (LA#)
SÓLO VENGO A RECORDARTE QUE HACEN FALTA DOS COJONES
SOLm (LAm)
PA VENIR HASTA AQUÍ A ENSEÑARTE Q X CADA AMOR Q ROMPES
RE (MI)
SECA LA TINTA DE UN POETA.
LA# (DO)
QUERIDA ENEMIGA MUEREN TODAS LAS ILUSIONES
SOL# (LA#)
VA APAGANDOSE EL INSTINTO QUE DESPIERTA TENTACIONES
SOLm (LAm)
VA CAYENDO EN UN ABISMO QUE SE MEZCLA CON COLORES
RE (MI) RE# (FA)
Y DESTRUYEN LA BELLEZA QUE HAY EN EL AMOR

SOL#
Cada momento que te invaden el silencio
MI
Le pides a los cielos q sea leve el recuerdo
FA#
Que no te mortifiquen que no te traten de necio
MI
Que se apiaden de tu alma
SOL#
Querida enemiga dejaré que te prendan
MI
Los guardianes anticupidos q viven en las tinieblas
FA#
Pero se que yo he querido,
MI
He “vivio” y he “sentio” como nadie en esta tierra
SI
Querida enemiga ni mi sombra me acompaña
LA
Porque cree que soy un cobarde que note diría a la cara
SOL#m
Lo que vengo a recordarte para que jamás
RE#
Ya juegues con esta mi moneda.
SI
Querida enemiga hoy me siento más maestro

LA
En lecciones de la vida que hablan sólo de un siniestro
SOL#m
Que comienzan con heridas de esas que duelen por dentro
RE# MIm
y destruyen la belleza que hay en el amor
LAm
Querida enemiga yo me iré con el viento
FA
La conciencia muy tranquila en decir lo que Siento
SOL
Cuando rinda cuenta con el pensamiento
FA
Todo sea como un mal sueño.

MI FA, MI, FA...
…el amor, el amor, que hay en el amor, el amor, el amor….

Querida Enemiga

Intro: Em-D-C-G | Em-D-C-Bm | Em-D-C-Bm

G
Cuando veas que el miedo te seque la boca,
C D
luches con el tiempo como si estuvieses loca,
F Bm
viva los segundos como las eternas horas,
Em D G
amarás la noche y odiarás la aurora.

G
Cuando veas que un beso te cierre los ojos,
D
notes que tu cuerpo se te convierta en despojo,
F C Em
sientas que tu cuerpo ya no te pida más demora,
D Bm G D
amarás la noche y odiaras la aurora,pues que tu amaras la noche
Em Bm
No te asuste ni te engañaba
Em Bm
No dudes nunca de tus sentimientos.

Em D
Cuando ames entrega el alma
C G
siempre guardando un as en la manga,
Em Bm
pues la vida esta tan llena de vida
Em Bm
que sonríe siempre al que sonría.

Em D
No se apiada de la mentira
G
que el ser humano trae de por vida.
G
Cuando te confieses de ser una confesora,
D G
amarás la noche y odiaras la aurora.(x4)

Solo: Em-Bm-Em-Bm | Em-D-C-Bm | (x2)
G
Cuando veas que sueñas con los ojos abiertos,
C D
sientas que sus besos son el agua del desierto,
F Em
note en las caricias que los nervios te asesoran,
D G
amarás la noche y odiaras la aurora.
G
Desnúdate el alma, da a probar tu cuerpo,
D
dejarlo para mañana suele ser cosa de necios.
F C Em
Un amor a tiempo nunca fue un amor a deshora,
D G D G
amarás la noche y odiaras la aurora,amarás la noche y odiaras la aurora
Em D C G Em-Bm-Em-Bm
Cuando ames entrega el alma, siempre guardando un as en la manga
Em D G
No se apiada de la mentira. que el ser humano trae de por vida.
G
Cuando te confieses de ser una confesora,
D G
amarás la noche y odiaras la aurora.(x4)

Amarás la noche

Intro: Gm Eb Bb F

Verse 1:
          Gm
I really need you
           Eb
I really need your love right now
            Bb
I'm fading fast
            F
Not gonna last
            Gm
I'm really stupid
             Eb
I'm burning up, I'm going down
           Bb
I win it back
           F
Don't even ask

Pre-Chorus:

        Eb
When I found myself in the middle, in the middle, in the middle
            Gm                                  F
Could you love me more, just a little, just a little
        Eb
Overcomplicate when it's simple, when it's simple, when it's simple
           Gm                     F
Would you love me more, just a little

Chorus:

           Gm
So tell me now
            Eb
When every star falls from the sky
            Bb                        F
And every last heart in the world breaks
           Gm
Oh hold me now
            Eb
When every ship is going down
              Bb                      F
I don't feel nothing when I hear you say

[Post-Chorus]
               Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
       Bb      Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
       Bb      Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
        Bb     Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK

Verse 2:

            Gm
I'm really sorry
                      Eb
Sorry I dragged you into this
        Bb                   F
I only think, that's all it is
              Gm
The way you love me
              Eb
The way you love me 'til the end
              Bb
The way you love me
                            F
Oh yeah, it makes me king again

Pre-Chorus:

        Eb
When I found myself in the middle, in the middle, in the middle
            Gm                                  F
Could you love me more, just a little, just a little
        Eb
Overcomplicate when it's simple, when it's simple, when it's simple
           Gm                     F
Would you love me more, just a little

Chorus:
           Gm
So tell me now
            Eb
When every star falls from the sky
            Bb                        F
And every last heart in the world breaks
           Gm
Oh hold me now
            Eb
When every ship is going down
              Bb                      F
I don't feel nothing when I hear you say

Post-Chorus:
               Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
       Bb      Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
       Bb      Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
        Bb     Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK

Bridge:
               Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
       Bb      Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
       Bb      Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
        Bb     Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
              Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
       Bb      Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
       Bb      Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK
        Bb     Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK

Outro:

           Eb
When every ship is going down
              Bb                      F
I don't feel nothing when I hear you say
               Gm Eb
It's gonna be OK

[Intro]

B C#m E F#m      
B C#m E F#m E     
B C#m E F#m      
B C#m E F#m E   


[Chorus]

B                 C#m           E         F#m
You don’t have my number
B                  C#m          E         F#m E
We don’t need each other now
B                 C#m           E         F#m
We don’t need the city
B                C#m            E         F#m E
The creed or the culture now


[Verse]

B         C#m  E      F#m
Cause I feel, I feel alive
B   C#m  E      F#m E
I feel, I feel alive
B   C#m                 E       F#m
I feel that the streets are all pulling me down


[Instrumental]

B                 C#m           E         F#m E


[Verse]

B                 C#m                  E         F#m
So people of the city
B                 C#m                  E         F#m E
I don’t need your counsel now 
B                     C#m              E         F#m
And I don’t need your good advice
B                       C#m            E         F#m E
Cause you don’t have my lover’s touch


[Chorus]

B                 C#m            E         F#m
You don’t have my number
B                  C#m           E         F#m E
We don’t need each other now
B                C#m             E         F#m
The creed or the culture
B              C#m               E         F#m E
We can move beyond it now


[Instrumental]

B                 C#m           E         F#m
B                 C#m           E         F#m E


[Verse]

B                        C#m           E         F#m
Now the wolf is knocking at my door
B             C#m                      E         F#m E
Bang-bangin’, ask for more
B          C#m                         E         F#m
Stand here, stand tall
B                C#m                   E         F#m E
We could move beyond these walls

B                 C#m               E         F#m
I don’t need your counsel
B                  C#m              E         F#m E
I don’t need these city’s streets
B                 C#m               E         F#m
I don’t need that good advice
B                    C#m            E         F#m E
Cause we can move beyond it now


[Chorus]

B                 C#m              E         F#m
You don’t have my number
B                  C#m             E         F#m E
We don’t need each other now
B                C#m               E         F#m
The creed or the culture
B                 C#m              E         F#m E
You don’t have my lover’s touch


[Instrumental]

B                 C#m           E         F#m      
B                 C#m           E         F#m E    
B                 C#m           E         F#m      
B                 C#m           E         F#m E  


[Verse]

B         C#m  E      F#m
Cause I feel, I feel alive
B   C#m  E      F#m E
I feel, I feel alive
B   C#m                 E       F#m E
I feel that the streets are not far from here

B           C#m                 E         F#m
Do you even hear me?
B           C#m                 E         F#m E
Do you even know my name?
B              C#m              E         F#m
Let me see the ocean there
B                   C#m         E         F#m E
I’ll hold you in my arms tight

B                  C#m          E         F#m
(You don’t have my number)
B                  C#m          E         F#m E
(You don’t have my number)
B       C#m                     E         F#m
Can you hear me?
B                C#m            E         F#m E
And are you even listening now?


[Chorus]

B                 C#m              E         F#m
You don’t have my number
B                      C#m         E         F#m E
And we don’t need each other now
B                  C#m             E         F#m
You can’t steal my thunder
B                 C#m              E         F#m E
You don’t have my lover’s touch

B                 C#m              E         F#m
You don’t have my number
B            C#m                   E         F#m E
I don’t need your love now
B                C#m               E         F#m
I don’t need the city streets
B                C#m               E         F#m E
The creed or the culture now


[Outro]

B C#m E F#m
B C#m E F#m E
B C#m E F#m
B C#m E F#m

Oh, and if you have any suggestions/corrections, please let us know in the comments!

My Number

# Capo 1st fret

          Cmaj7
If I could only touch your heart
              C                      F
Maybe I could feel what you're going through
           Em                     
If I could only read your thoughts
               F                    G
Maybe then I'd know what I need to do
            C            F
Something's pulling us together
                     D        G
Something's stronger than we knew


             F            G
It's part of me, part of you
         Em              F
Reaching out for part of something new
       Dm         Em         
Loving me, loving you
                    Em7     F
And I wonder if you feel it too
         C       Cmaj7   F      C
I wish I knew


           Cmaj7
If I could feel the way you feel
              C                     F
Maybe all the words would come easily
           Em   
If I could know what's in your mind
              F                     G
Baby, there a clue that I failed to see
            C               F
Something's brought us here together
                   D        G
Something's trying to break through


             F           G
It's part of me, part of you
         Em              F
Reaching out for part of something new
       Dm         Em
Loving me, loving you
                    Em7     F       G
And I wonder if you feel it too



             F           G
It's part of me, part of you
         Em              F
Reaching out for part of something new
       Dm         Em
Loving me, loving you
                    Em7     F
And I wonder if you feel it too
         G      C   Cmaj7   F    C
I wish I knew

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