Canadian Idiot

Chords

Standard

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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be some beer swilling hockey nut 
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And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? 
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I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed 
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Db
They all live on donuts and moose meat 
Ab                                       Eb   
And they leave the house without packing heat 
                                   Ab     
Never even bring their guns to the mall 
Db
And you know what else is too funny? 
Ab
Their stupid Monopoly money 
Eb
Can't take 'em seriously at all 
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export 
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They treat curling just like it's a real sport 
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They think their silly accent is so cute 
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Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot 
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Db
Sure they got their national health care 
Ab                                        Eb 
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air 
                                    Ab
Then again well they got Celine Dion 
Db
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni 
Ab
And dream of driving a Zamboni 
Eb
All over Saskatchewan
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A|----------4--4--4--------4------|
E|-4--4--4-----------2--2-----4--2|
C|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|
# Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot      
# Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius 
# See the map, they're hovering' right over us  
# Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous 
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Db
Always hear the same kind of story 
Ab                                           Eb 
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
                                     Ab    
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? 
Db
It's gotta mean they're all up to something 
Ab
So quick, before they see it coming
Eb
Time for a pre-emptive strike
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