Birthday Song

Chords

Standard

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          D
It's your birthday today,

What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain,
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That many years ago on this day,
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It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.

And nine months before that magical day,

Your Dad probably took your Mom out on a date,
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And they were having a good time,
                        D
They were dancing and drinking wine.

And when they got home they were horny as hell,

And your Dad threw your Mom down on the bed,
       G
And he tore her panties off,
              D
and his weewee was hard as a rock.

And then your Mom wanted to give your Dad head,

But your Dad also wanted to give your Mom head,
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So they formed a sixty-nine,
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And your Mom came at least three times.

And then your Dad was so excited to get inside your Mom,

That he forgot to put a condom on,
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And when he realized his mistake, 
        A                             D
He had ejaculated and it was too late.
             D              A
And then your Mom got pregnant,
         Bm           D
And your Dad started cryin',
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He wanted your Mom to get an abortion,
         Bm             D
But your Mom really wanted a child.
  G                   A
And nine months later you were born.
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And five months later your parents got a divorce.

Happy birthday