The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

Chords

Standard

Verse 1:
F#m                 Dmaj7                      Emaj
Sit tight I'm gunna need you to keep time come on,
               Dmaj7                 F#m
just snap snap snap your fingers for me.
                    Dmaj7                     Emaj
Good good now we're making some progress come on,
             Dmaj7                F#m
just tap tap tap your toes to the beat.

Pre-Chorus:
        Dmaj7  Emaj                  Dmaj7
And I believe, this here calls for a proper introduction,
   F#m             Dmaj7     Emaj                   Dmaj7
an well, don't you see, that I'm the nerrorator and this is just the
   F#m (hold)
prologue.

Chorus:
E5                       F#5                          D5
Swear to shake it up and you swear to listen on we're still so you,
A5              E5
desperate for attention.
F#5       E5       F#5                      hE5
I, aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys trophy wives.

Verse 2: (same chords)
Aplause aplause, no wait wait, dear studio audiance I've an anouncement
to make, it seems the artists these days are not who they seem.
So we'll pick back up on another page.

Bridge (just F#5 and E5 over the "swear to shake it up..." parts).

Just play the verse over the ba da da dat part, ending on Dmaj7