Harry Potter in 99 Seconds

Jon Cozart is an youtube artist known as Paint.

Verse:
A                       Gb
At least I avoided cliché
        A                       Ab         Ab7
Holding nobody's hand along the Champs-Élysées
D
Taking my time
         D7       
Breaking bread, sipping wine
          A
Meant for two
 
Interlude:
    Aaug Gb Aaug 
    A Aaug Gb Aaug
 
Verse:
       A                  Gb
It's a beautiful city for saps
    A                              Ab         Ab7
But turn out the lights, we're too clever for that
      Dmaj7                     E7
And I know, I know we're not in love
    Dm7              A
But we'd fool this old town
         Gb       D                 E7
With the view of us, thoughts from the tourist
D7
Alone
 
Interlude -x2-: A Aaug Gbmin Aaug
 
Verse:
         A                         Gb
We could fall for the streets of Paris
        A                       Ab           Ab7
But the Eiffel's a joke and the punchline is me
Dmaj7                           E7
And you know, you know it's not funny
    D7               A
But we'd laugh 'till it was
         Gb      D                 E7
Just the two of us, thoughts from the tourist
D7
Alone
 
Interlude:
    A Aaug Gb Aaug
    A Aaug Gb A7
 
Bridge:
Dmaj7                       D7 
And I know, I know that we tried
     Db7   C7 D6              E7
To survive on a     lie we couldn't endure
   D7
So what's just one more
A                Gb    D             Emaj7
Thought from the tourist, imagining the two of us
D7
Alone?
 
Outro:
    A Aaug Gb Aaug
    A Aaug Gb Aaug Aadd9

Tourist: A Love Song From Paris

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# The beginning and the end are a capella.

There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star.

His parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightning scar.

Yo Harry, you're a wizard!

Dm                               Bm
Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione

Gm                     Am
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Dm
Draco is a daddy's boy 

Cm
Quirrel becomes unemployed

Gm                                   D
The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Am
Ron breaks his wand 

    Fm
Now Ginny's gone

    Cm                Am
And Harry's in mortal danger

Am                   Cm
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

Fm                   Am
His ginormous secret chamber

Am    
Harry blows up Aunt Marge

Dm
The dementors come and take charge

Am                  Dm
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man, 

Am                   Dm     G
And now the prisoner is at large

Am 
They use time travel so they can

Dm
Save the Prisoner of Azkaban who

Am                            Dm
Just so happens to be Harry's godfather

Am
I don't really get it, either...

Am
Harry is put in the

Cm
Triwizard Tournament with

Am
Dragons and mermaids, oh no!

Cm
Edward Cullen gets slayed

D
He's back!

Em                 Gm
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary

Am                            Cm
Voldemort's back any you're a revolutionary, Harry

Em                      Gm
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your

Am                   Cm
Constant attempts to contact him?

Cm              Em
He is forced to leave the school

Dm                Gm
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool

Cm                  Em
Kids break into the Ministry

Dm                Gm
Sirius Black's as dead as can be

Am         Dm
Split your soul,

Am               Dm
Seven parts of a whole

Em            Cm
They're Horcruxes

Em               Cm
It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry, who constantly conquered death,

But in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his final breath.

Harry Potter In 99 Seconds

C                    Cmaj7 
Hey girl, yeah I've liked you for a while
   C7                                          F 
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile
    A                       Dm 
So even though I'm awkward most of the time
    G7                    C 
I still consider you absolutely sublime
Hey girl, yeah I'm really not a freak
Except for those times that I've watched you sleep
So even though you probably think I'm gay
You turn me on more than Anne Hathaway
                      C
And I just wanted to say
   F      C    G7
I love you, I love you
    C               F                 C
I love you more than emos love girl jeans
    G7    C
I love you

Hey girlfriend, I like you more than food
But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude
So because you stole him away from me
I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than throwing up my food to lose weight
I love you

Hey boy, ya know I think you're such a hottie
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs and body
So even though you left me for that b*tch in 7th grade
I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than my momma love Chinese food
I love you

Hey dude, this might sound really gay
I like your clothes, your taste in girls, your smell and body spray
So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week
You're the coolest guy I ever wanted to meet
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than I love kissing your girlfriend
I love you

Hey mommy, I only like you when you're nice
I like it when you give me toys and cake and coke with ice
So even though you spank me when I break your favorite things
I still love you and it makes me want to sing (about how mean you are)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than dad loves Playboy books
I love you

Hey guys, you're all looking pretty great
Please comment and subscribe and don't forget to rate
So even though I really don't know you as a friend
I'll be there for you till the very end (of this video)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than Asians love homework
I love you

Share The Love

((I did this all by ear so if it's wrong, sorry!))

D                A                Bm
After John Smith traveled back to England
  D                A             Bm
I helped my people cultivate the fields
     D                    A                 Bm   
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
         D               A                  Bm
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
     D              A                Bm
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
     D                    A               Bm
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
   D                A              Bm
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
       D              A                 Bm
When I separate their bodies from their heads (Wait what?)
         G             D              Bm      A
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? (We're dead)
   G               D                 Bm     A
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
        G              D                    Bm       A   
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (Sacrebleu)
        D                  Bm              A 
Can you paint with the red colors in these men (Adios amigos)
      D           A
I can murder if I please
          Bm         G
Cause I'm dying of disease
      G                  D      Bm       D
I can paint with the red colors in these men

After Ever After (pocahontas)

C
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
C7
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
F
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
F
It's just between you and me and 1 other tweens

C
Don't care for money Don't care about the fame
C7
I'm just collabing with my friends though I only know their screennames
F
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
F
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line


Am    F      C                E7
IIIIIII conjure fame with challenge vids and
Am    F    C                      E7
IIIIIII play drinking games to target kids and
MUTE
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell weeee


A         F              C        
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture
G
The YouTube Cult


C
Hey guys I'm on tour so tug on mommy's hair
C7
If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire HA HA
F
Hopping town to town in my first class flight
F
Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write


C
YouTubers had morals back in 11
C7
More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
F
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon copycat cashin' in
F
Quality to quantity it's Kubrick to Kardashian



Am    F   C           E7
IIIIIII idolize your idle eyes and
Am    F    C          E7
IIIIIII'm monetizing kissing guys and
MUTE
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it


A        F             C
Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E7
YouTube Lie
A        F              C
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture
G
The YouTube Cult


G7
There's a mystery to being at the top
G7
People think I'm divine
G7
But the truth I'm no hero
G7
I just play one online

C
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
C7
Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
F
So I didn't write my book Jesus didn't write the bible
F
I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples


C
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
C7
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm twenty three
F
So love me and I'll love you more
F
Cause I love the way you love me my church is a merch store


A        F     C                    E7
IIIIIIIIII'm privileged white and rich and male and
A       F   C                          G
Youuuuuuuu are not so worship at my YouTube sale
MUTE
I put the I in defy and suddenly you deify me


A        F              C
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Sensation
E7
The YouTube Sin
A        F              C
Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E7
YouTube Lie
A        F
Welcome welcome
A        F
Welcome welcome
A        F
Welcome welcome
C       G                     C
I said welcome to the YouTube Cult

Youtube Culture: A Song

C          A7   Dm
If you've ever wondered why

G7                 C
Disney's tales all end in lies

C           Dm       Am     F
Here's what happened after all their 

F      G    C
dreams came true


[Ariel]
C              G7       C
I loved being princess down in

C              G7       C
this beautiful ocean blue

C              G7       C
But mermaids are going missing 

C              G7       C
they end up in someone's stew

F              C             G7           C
So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills

F              C             G7           C             G7
You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no)

           F   C                        G7   C 
Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)

                 F              G                    
The British are killing, oil is spilling

C                  C7
Now I can't see... MY EYES!

          F                  G
China men feast on Flounder's fins

          Am                          D7
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

           F
Oceans are browning,

           G
I think I'm drowning

          C
Thanks to BP

YOU SUCK!


[Jasmine]
Am
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared

E7
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror

Am                         Dm
Aladdin was taken by the CIA

B7
We're not Taliban

B7
You've got the wrong man

 E7
In Guantanamo Bay

       Am                  F7              Am
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa

       A                A7            Dm
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"

E7                    Am
Bin Laden's taken the fall

C7                           F
We're not trained pilots at all

B7
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss

B7
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us

Am              Am                Am                 F7
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country

Am          F7     E7  Am
Set free my Prince Ali


[Belle]

A whore! A whore!

A whore, a whore, a whore!

D                A7           D - A - D - A
This town's gone wild since I married Adam

Bm             A                 D
They think I'm going straight to hell (she'll burn [bottom] in hell)

        F       G       C
But the charges laid on me 

   D   F    Ab
Of bestiality

F                    A7              D
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)

   Gm                   A7
Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy)

                    D           E7      A
I hear they plan to burn me at, at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)

Gm                      A7
They legit believe I'm Satan

                    D            E7            A
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away


[Pocahontas]
C                                 Am
After John Smith traveled back to England

C                                Em
I helped my people cultivate the fields

     Am                                     F
More English, French and Spaniards came to visit

         Dm              G                  Am
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

     C                               Am
They forced us into unknown lands of exile

     C                                   Em
They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead

   Am                              F
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon

       Dm              G                 C
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?)

                   Am            Em             F
(Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?

               Am                                 Em
(We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

        F              G                   C    Am 
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacrè bleu!)

        F                                  G
Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (adiós, amigos)

      Dm             G
I can murder if I please

           Em          F
'Cause I'm dying of disease

       Am                 F      G         C
I can paint with the red colors in these men

 
                  Am
[Ariel] Thanks to BP

                         F
[Jasmine] Where's Prince Ali?

          G
[Belle] Bestiality

                      G7    C
[Pocahontas] I've got STDs

After Ever After

A                    E7            A
Have you smelled that rotting dumpster fire baking?

     E7                                       A
Well that's this shitty world that we've been making

              E7               
There's never been a time like this

      A
Where everybody's pissed

     B                            E7
That hasn't ended with some bones a-breaking

(I don't know...)

A               E7            A
Slinging mud is making people heated

             E7                          A
The earth is getting warmer, even that's debated

           E7
So whether you lean left or right

            A           F# 
Hope you're ready for a fight

      A          E7              A
Ce la vie to the height of olden days

Like when we had slaves?

            D
It's not so bad

The dems are cheating

            A
It's not so bad

Look what we're eating

            B
It's not so bad

                               E7
There's no escaping that we're doomed

It's not all bad news

Bum bum bum...

My name's Grace and I'm here to say
There's good things happening every single day
Like today, I saw a man, he was walking a cat
I saw another man fall and I caught it on snapchat
This made me laugh, this made me cry - from laughing
I love the jokes on Laffy Taffys
It's ok to be down if you get up again
There's always good news 'cause I'm your friend

A                E7       A
What the hell is going on around me 

             E7                          A
My dad gives me a gun at every Christian holiday

            E7         
It's always wrong versus right

A
Black versus - blue? - white

    A             E7         A
I'm getting kinda jealous of Harambe

            D
It's not so bad

There's war and famine
    
            A
It's not so bad

And Jimmy Fallon

            B
It's not so bad

                       E7
We must examine why we suck

We're not all fucked

Bum bum bum... (So you gonna sing?)

Yo Grace is back with some really great news
At least you don't look like Ted Cruz
Look at this elephant, look at this child,
Look at this meme, rest in peace
There's more diversity, you seen Hamilton?
Selena Gomez has lupus again,
But she's getting ahead of it,
didn't quit for the hell of it,
There's more where that came from
if you like the smell of it (Really?)

    F                         Am
But certainly you see all the darkness around

    F                             Am
The human race is hitting quite a slump

                  F
But there's quiet progress being made

      A              F#
every single fucking day

         B            B
My uncle used to be a homophobe,

    B                E7
But now he's blowing Trump

It's Grace, again, what does she want? Well
I got more good news I'm trying to tell ya
Jon is a sourpuss but he's not lost
You got some good news?
Stranger Things rocks!
That's right, that's awesome, those kids are cute (You okay?)
Tiger population's up
Well doodly doo (Yay!)
Art is doing well 'cause people need to escape
And David Bowie's still alive
I like grapes
So I hope I changed your mind if you were still on the fence

      B           E7         A
Three cheers for unrelenting ignorance!

2016 Sucks

[Intro]

F Dm  

[Verse]

F                      Dm  
At least I avoided cliche
F                               E                   
Holding nobody's hand along the Champs-Élysées
A#         
Taking my time
         A#m 
Breaking bread, sipping wine
          F         Dm   F   
Meant for two

F                         Dm  
It's a beautiful city for saps
    F                              E            
But turn out the lights, we're too clever for that

[Chorus]

A#                        C
And I know, I know we're not in love
    A#m                 F
But we'd fool this old town
         Dm         A#                 C 
With the view of us, thoughts from the tourist
A#m     F      Dm   F   
Alone

F      Dm   F     

[Verse]

F                                  Dm  
We could fall for the streets of Paris
F                               E               
But the Eiffel's a joke and the punchline is me

[Chorus]

A#                            C
And you know, you know it's not funny
    A#m                 F
But we'd laugh till it was
         Dm        A#                 C 
Just the two of us, thoughts from the tourist
A#m     F      Dm   F   
Alone

F       

Dm    F 
   And 
A#                    A#m 
I know, I know that we tried
   C          B  A#               C
To survive on a   lie we couldn't endure
   A#m                 
So what's just one more
F                Dm      A#             C 
Thought from the tourist, imagining the two of us
A#m     F      Dm   F   
Alone?


F      Dm   F

Tourist ( A Love Song From Paris)

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A F#min

[Verse]

A                      F#min
At least I avoided cliche

A                               Ab        Ab7        
Holding nobody's hand along the Champs-Élysées

Dmaj7     
Taking my time

         Dm7
Breaking bread, sipping wine

          A    Aaug F#min Aaug
Meant for two

A                         F#min
It's a beautiful city for saps

    A                              Ab         Ab7
But turn out the lights, we're too clever for that

[Chorus]

Dmaj7       D6           E
And I know, I know we're not in love

    Dm                 A
But we'd fool this old town

         F#min       D                 E7
With the view of us, thoughts from the tourist

Dm     A Aaug F#min Aaug
Alone

A Aaug F#min Aaug A

[Verse]

A                                  F#min
We could fall for the streets of Paris

A                               Ab            Ab7
But the Eiffel's a joke and the punchline is me

[Chorus]

Dmaj7         D6             E
And you know, you know it's not funny

    Dm                 A
But we'd laugh till it was

         F#min      D                 E7
Just the two of us, thoughts from the tourist

Dm     A Aaug F#min Aaug
Alone

A Aaug  

F#min  A7
   And 

Dmaj7                Dm9
I know, I know that we tried

   E6         Eb6 D6              E
To survive on a   lie we couldn't endure

   Dm                 
So what's just one more

A                F#min    D             E7
Thought from the tourist, imagining the two of us

Dm     A Aaug F#min Aaug
Alone?


A Aaug F#min Aaug

Aadd9

Jon: 5, 6, 7, 8!
C AM7 C AM7
G7 G7SUS2 C G7 C
 
        G7       C          F        C       G7
Thomas: Anything you can do I can do better, Vine can 
   C        F      G7   C
do anything better than You...Tube.
 
Chorus-
           G7
Jon: No it can’t
               C
Thomas: Yes it can.
           G7
Jon: No it can’t
               C
Thomas: Yes it can.
           G7
Jon: No it can’t.
 
Thomas: Yes it can.
 
Both: No it can’t/yes it can
     G7           C              F          C 
Jon: If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater.
 
Thomas: Well…
     G7       C            F       G7   C
Jon: Don’t be a hater, I’m greater than you.
                  G7
Thomas: No you’re not
           C
Jon: Yes I am
                  G7
Thomas: No you’re not
 
           C
Jon: Yes I am
                  G7
Thomas: No you’re not
 
Jon: Yes I am
            G7 C
Both: Yes I am/No you’re not
     EM
Jon: Vine is just a gimmick
                          DM
Thomas: Only for a cynic. I can do impressions.
 
Jon: I can help depression.
 
Thomas: Ugh.
     D7                                G7
Jon: Education vids made me a grad and YouTube’s free.
 
Thomas: Uhh, wait for the ad.
 
Jon: Hmm.
        G7       C             F           C        G7
Thomas: Anywhere you can reach I can reach further. I 
          C         F      G7  C
can reach double as far as you can.
            G7
Jon: No you can’t.
              C
Thomas: Yes I can
            G7
Jon: No you can’t
              C
Thomas: Yes I can.
            G7
Jon: Yes he can.
 
Thomas: Yes I can.
             G7 C
Both: Yes he can/Yes I can.
     EM
Jon: Vine stars are bratty, go back to mom and daddy.
        DM
Thomas: You should put disclaimers on the YouTube 

gamers.
     D7
Jon: I hear you only last 6 seconds long…
 
Thomas: What?
     G7
Jon: Do girls complain?
 
Thomas: It’s enough for your mom.
 
Both: Ooh.
 
Chorus-
        G7       C       F          C
Thomas: Anything you do, I can loop better.
     G7         C        F      G7   C
Jon: Everything I do, is better than loops.
        G7
Thomas: No it’s not.
     C
Jon: Yes it is.
        G7
Thomas: No it’s not.
     C
Jon: Yes it is.
        G7
Thomas: No it’s not, no it’s not, no it’s not, no it’s not,

no it’s not
 
(punch)
     ARPEGGIO C
Jon: Yes it is.
     Em
Jon: Viners are obnoxious, even when unconscious. 
Dm
YouTube’s for talent.
                                  D7                   
Thomas: It’s for Vevo and Fallon. You’re just another 
                G7
Disney schmuck, parodies aren’t art.
 
Jon: Storytime, you suck.
     G7       C            F            C        G7
Jon: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter. I can 
     C        F       G7   Arpg. C
sing anything sweeter than you.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Both: Yes, I can can can can can can can You shut up!/

No, you can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t 

can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t
 
Thomas: No. I can’t.

Jon: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better. Ooh.
 
Thomas: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.
 
Both: No, no, no, no!/Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
 
Both: No, no!/Yeah, yeah!
 
Both: No, no! Uhhh./Yeah, yeah! Uhhhh.
     G7       C           F            C
Jon: Anything Vine can do YouTube does better.
        G7       C        F
Thomas: I can do anything better…
 
Jon: Better…
 
Thomas: Better…
      G7   C
Both: Than you!
 
Both: No, you can’t!/Yes I can.

Vine Vs. Youtube

[Intro] 

C

[Verse 1]
C
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown,

C7
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts,

F
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine,

Fdim7
It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens

C
Don't care for money, don't care about the fame,

C7
I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names,

F
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline,

Fdim7
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

[Pre-chorus]
Am F   C                 E7
I      conjure fame with challenge vids and,

Am F   C                      E7
I      play drinking games to target kids and,

(muted)
And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- (Weeeee!)


[Chorus]
Am       F              C                G
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult


[Verse 2]
C
Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair,

C7
If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire,

    F
H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight, 

Fdim7
Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write

C
Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven,

C7
More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven,

F
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in,

Fdim7
Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian


[Pre-chorus]
Am F C            E7
I    idolize your idle eyes and,

Am F  C          E7
I'm   monetizing kissing guys and,

(muted)
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - (Wooo!)


[Chorus]
Am       F             C                  E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie,

Am       F              C                G                 G G7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult 


[Bridge]
Am        F          C            E7
There's a mystery to being at the top,

Am     F         C     E7
People think I'm devine, oooooooo

Am
But the truth is, 

C                                    
We're not heroes, 

G                  G7
we just play some online


[Verse 3]
         C
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod

C7
'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M A GOD

     F
So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible

Fdim7
I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples

C
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea

C7
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23

    F
So, LOVE ME and I'll love you more,

Fdim7
'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store


[Pre-chorus]
    Am F C                      E7
And I'm  privileged, white, and rich, and male, and

Am     F       C                      G
Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale

(muted)
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me


[Chorus and outro]
Am       F              C                      E7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin,

Am       F             C                     E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie,

Am       F          
Welcome, welcome na-na

Am       D7
Welcome, welcome na-na

Am       F                 C              G       C     C
Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult! Cheers!

Youtube Culture

Verse 1:
           B
I'm going back to the time when we owned this town
      E
Down Powder Mill Lane, in the battlegrounds
C#m        B                   G#m  B     F#
We were friends and lovers and clueless clowns


Verse 2:
                      B       
I didn't know I'd be finding out now I was torn from you
         E
When we thought about things we were gonna do
C#m      B                    G#m B  F# 
We were wide eyed dreamers and wiser too


Chorus:
               E              B 
Go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café


Verse 3:
                          B
I'm begging you for some sign, but you've still got nothing to say
        E
Don't turn your back on me, don't walk away
C#m     B                   G#m  B   F#
I'm a better man now than I was that day


Chorus:
                      E              B 
Let's go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

                 E               B
Go down to the bandstand on the pier
           G#m                    F#
Watch the drunks and the lovers appear
                      E                     G#m   F#     
Take time, just the stars at the Sovereign Light Café


Bridge:
   E        B           F#
I wheel my bike off the train,
        F#
Up the North Trade Road,
 E        B             F# 
Look for you on Marley Lane
                          G#m
In every building, every streetlight
                   E               F#  G#m  B  F#
Oh why did we ever go so far from home?


Verse 4:
                        B
You keep on leaving me mile long traces of who you are
         E
You can get a big house and a faster car
C#m      B                    G#m   B  F#
You can run away boy, but you won't go far


Chorus:
                      E              B
Let's go down to the rides on East Parade,
        G#m                   F#
by the lights of the Palace Arcade
                    E                     G#m   F#   
Watch night coming down on the Sovereign Light Café

                    E                B
Stroll down to the bandstand on the pier
           G#m                    F#
Watch the drunks and the lovers appear
                     E                      G#m   F#
Take time, just the stars at the Sovereign Light Café 

      E            B    G#m
La la la la la la la la Yeah, 
     F#                      E       B   F#
I'm going where the people know my name


Outro:
E B G#m F#
E B G#m F# B

Sovereign Light Cafe

strumming pattern
D-DUD-D

F,G,C,Em7

mmmmm mmmm mmmm 

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


[Verse 1: Rihanna]

F              G
Dry! ...Me a desert
C                 Em7
Nuh time to have ya lerkin'
F                        G
Him ago act like him nuh like it
C                           Em7
You know I dealt with you the nicest
F                        G
Nuh body touch me in the righteous
C                     Em7
Nuh botha, text me in a crisis 
           F                    G
I believed all of your dreams, adoration
            C                    Em7
You took my heart and my keys and my patience
            F                        G
You took my heart on my sleeve for decoration
                C                          Em7
You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation
           F             G
All that I wanted from you was to give me
C            Em7
Something that I never had
F                   G
Something that you've never seen
C                     Em7
Something that you've never been!
F     G
Mmmmm!
      C                          
But I wake up and act like nothing's wrong
D
Just get ready fi...


[Hook: Rihanna]
F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting
F             G
Ner ner ner ner ner ner!
               C           Em7
When you a guh ner ner ner ner ner ner!
                  F                 G
Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn!
C             Em7
Beg you something please


[Verse 2: Rihanna]

F            G
Baby don't you leave
               C                 Em7
Do''t leave me stuck here in the streets, 
   F                  G
uh huh If I get another chance to
       C                Em7
I will never, no never neglect you
      F                         G
I mean who am I to hold your past against you?
       C                    Em7
I just hope that it gets to you
  F           G
I hope that you see this through
  C                      Em7
I hope that you see this true
F          G
What can I say?
       C          
Please recognize I'm tryin', baby!!!
 Em7
I have to


[Hook: Rihanna]

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


[Verse 3: Drake]

N.C.
Yeah, okay
F        G        C                   Em7
You need to get done, done, done, done at work, come over
F               G
We just need to slow the motion
C                   Em7
Don't give that away to no one
F            G
Long distance, I need you
C                          Em7
When I see potential I just gotta see it through
F                        G
If you had a twin, I would still choose you
C                           Em7
I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon
      F      G               C              
But I know you need to get done, done, done, done
   Em7
If you come over
F            G
Sorry if I'm way less friendly
C                    Em7
I got n____s tryna end me,
F G           C                 Em7
oh,     I spilled all my emotions tonight, I'm sorry
F               G
Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
C                                Em7
How many more shots until you're rollin'?
F              G
We just need a face to face
C                    Em7            F
You could pick the time and the place
               G
You spent some time away
C                Em7
Now you need to forward and give me all the...


[Hook: Rihanna]

F                    G
Work, work, work, work, work, work. He said me haffi
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi
F                     G
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in
C                   Em7
Work, work, work, work, work, work. When you ah guh
F                        G
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn Meh nuh cyar if him
C                   Em7
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting

mmm mmm mmm..


[Outro: Rihanna]

work work work work work work

F G C D
F G C D

Work

Intro: C D C D (x2)


C D
Si es que no puedes hablar
C D
no te atrevas a volver
C D
si te quieres ocultar
C D
tal vez te podria ver
Em D C G C
y el amor que no sabe a quien y que
G C
hablará si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazara otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz

C D


C D
Si no puedes escuchar
C D
aunque insistas hablaré
C D
si lo quieres mírame
C D
y tus ojos hablaran tal vez
Em D C G C
sentiras el amor e iras tras el
G C
hablaras si tu verdad
Em F
te abrazará otra vez

Em C
Habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y te hace feliz


Em G C G
.(CUERDAS)... abrazaméeeeeeeee..
C Em F
quiero despertarme y entender

Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita si temes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G D
y que haces aquì
Em C
habla si puedes
G C
grita que sientes
Em C
dime a quien quieres
G C
y te hace feliz
G C
y te hace feliz

C D
(fin)

Habla si puedes

(Chorus)
G
You xxxx X xxx'x smile xxxx xxx
Em
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Am7
I xxx'x xxxxx xxx X xxx'x sing
D7
I'm xxxxxxx xx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxxx
(1st Verse)
G
You xxx X xxxx xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
Em
X feel xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Am7
If xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx X'x xxxxx through
D7                              G Em G Em
X just xxx'x xxxxx without xxx
(2nd verse)
G
You xxxx along xxxx xxxx x song
Em
Xxx brightened xx xxx
Am7
Whod've xxxxxxxx xxxx xxx xxxx xxxx xx x dream
                  D7
Xxx xx xxx xxxxx light xxxxx xxxx
(Chorus)
         G 
Xxx now xxx xxx X xxx'x smile xxxx xxx
Em
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Am7
I xxx'x xxxxx xxx X xxx'x sing
D7                          Eb
I'm xxxxxxx xx xxxx xx xx anything
(3rd Verse)
Ab
You xxx X xxxx xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
   Fm
X feel xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Bbm
If xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx X'x xxxxx through
Ebm
X just xxx'x xxxxx
Ebm                                 Ab               C#
Now xxxx xxxxxx xxx happiness xxxxx so xxxx xxxx xx find
C#m                                         Eb     E
Well, X'x xxxxxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx behind me
A
And xxx xxx X xxx'x smile xxxxxxx xxx
F#m
X can't xxxxx xxxxxxx xxx
Bm
X xxx'x laugh xxx X xxx'x sing
E
X'x finding xx xxxx xx xx xxxxxxxx
Bb
You xxx X xxxx xxxx xxxx xxx'xx glad
Gm
X feel xxx xxxx xxx'xx sad
Cm
If xxx xxxx knew xxxx X'x xxxxx through
F
X just xxx'x smile xxxxxxx xxx

Can't Smile Without You

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

Intro: Em  A  Em  A

       Em               A                Em                   
 A
Verse: Be on my side or be on your side, there is no reason for you to hide,
       Em                 A
       Its so hard for me stayin' here all alone, when you could be takin'
       A                Em                                             A
       Me for a ride... She could drag me, over the rainbow, send me away


        G     D         A    G  D          A
Chorus:  Down by the ri-ver,  I shot my ba-by

 Em        A
 Ooh, Ooh, shot her dead


Verse 2:You take my hand I'll take your hand, together we may get away,

        This must madness is too much sorrow, its impossible to make it

        today... She could drag me, over the rainbow, send me away


(Chorus)

(Verse 1)

Down By The River

Intro: D-A-Bm-Em-A  x4

         D                 A                          
I'll confess tonight your all thats on my mind
        Bm            A                   D
I know these roof top nights could last forever.
              A                            Bm
we watched the seasons change, we saw the distance pull us away,
           A
from all we shared together.

D                       A
Right now is all we have you better make this count
Bm                       A
these are the moments i wish i could forget you.

D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
    Em    A
lets run away.
D                             A                             Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
    Em    A
lets run away.

play intro  x2

D                    A
I picked apart every word that you said
  Bm                              A
I dissected each sentence but kept coming up empty
D                         A
the way you are leaves me counting the days
        Bm                            A
till the next time this distance will be a memory


D                        A        
Right now is all we have you better make this count
Bm                     D
these are the moments i wish i could forget you.


D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                              Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
     Em   A
lets run away.

D-A-Bm-A

where have you been


                                                                        Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                                          Bm
I think back to the nights I looked into your bright green eyes and you said,
     Em   A
lets run away.
D                            A                              Bm
its 9am the sun wont rise for 3 more hours pacific time you said
     Em   A
lets run away


American Dream 

G Bm Em A
Well everybody's lookin' for something they can't find,
Walking straight ahead blind-folded production line,
Only taking time for one type of shoe-shine.
Don't look left/right now you got a street fine.
Everybody lookin' for just a little more.
Working late-nights trying to fight off the day glow.
Waiting for the come-around but it is a no show.
Driving in the fast lane lookin' for the slow-mo...

C D A
Oh whats in store I don't know anymore.
Oh what's inside 'cos I can't hide from it no more.
Oh what you see well it's not me anymore.
Oh I don't know well I don't know man anymore because 

G Bm Em A
I tell you once I tell you twice, gonna be a long time
But you don't take no one's advice, gonna be a long time you,
Where were you, you weren't listenin', gonna be a long time
Gonna be a long time.

G Bm Em A
So now you're face down, face lookin like a frying pan.
Hitting up the clubs trying to feel like a real man.
Beating your chest just like you're King Kong but you're just a gui-tar no-string no-song.
Feeling free like ya don't even know it, man you're towing the line hoping you just don't blow it.
Man ya stuck in the mainframe trying to win the big game so much potential it even makes it more of a shame, shame, shame...
Here we go again, same old shit just another name.
Looking at the destiny there in your palm,
But now you got your strings but you got no song.
So sing, sing, sing - shake it like a chicken wing.
It's not what you get it's about what you bring-bring-bring.
So bring it, bring it to the table, not because you have to 'cos you're willing and you're able!

C D A
Oh what's in store I don't know anymore.
Oh what's inside 'cos I can't hide from it no more.
Oh what you see well it's not me anymore.
Oh I don't know, I don't know anymore because 

G Bm Em A
I tell you once I tell you twice, gonna be a long time.
But you don't take no one's advice, gonna be a long time.
You, where were you, you weren't listening, gonna be a long time.
Gonna be a long time.

Gonna Be A Long Time

[intro x2]
A  E  D A

A                                        E
when there's no place you feel at home
              D                               A
and you think you'd be better off alone
A                                          E
when you think there's no reason to try
               D                           A
and you hate yourself and wanna die

A                                      E
when you're filled with anxiety
             D                   A
and everyone's your enemy
A                                        E
when you wish you were someone else
                 D                        A
and you wanna go out and kill yourself

[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

(take your time)


A                       E
when you get yourself depressed
                      D                   A
because you think you can't do your best
A                                         E
when you write yourself a stupid song
           D                        A
to remind yourself that you forgot

[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

(take your time)


[BRIDGE]
# chords x2:
A  E  D  A

A|------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-2--------------------------------------------------|
C|------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----2-4-2---2-4-2-1---1-1-2-2-1-2-4-2-1-22-----------|     x2



[chorus]

E D                 A
ooh you're overreacting

(you can change your mind)
E D                A
ooh you're overreacting

Overreacting

C#
There's a portrait
     Ab
In a back room
           F#
Which I'll keep for days upon
          C#
Which I relent 
              B
And gaze for hours on
    Bbm                  F#
The muscle, skin and bone
         Ab
Of some imaginary friend

F# Ab F#

        C#
So how about it 
        Ab
Show me please 
           F#
How I will look in twenty years
           C#
And let me please 
          B
Interpret history 
       Bbm        F#
In every line and scar 
               Ab                  
That's painted there in front of me

F# Ab F# Ab F# Ab

           C#
It doesn't matter
         Ab
What I'm thinking
       F#
What I tell myself to do
         C#      F#
I end up calling

       C#
I stay in to
                   Ab
Defrost the fridge
        F#
Now the kid has gone to bed
             C#
A feeling of dread
              B         
At least when she's around
    Bbm
The trouble's there
     F#                        Ab
It's worse to wake up with her falling 'round the room

F# Ab F# Ab F# Ab

       C#
Listen Johnny
              F#
You're like a mother
       C#                     F#
To the girl you've fallen for
                 C#
And you're still falling

       C#
Listen Johnny
              Ab
You're like a mother
       F#
To the girl you've fallen for
                 C#
And you're still falling

            B
And if they come tonight
       Bbm
You'll roll up tight
     F#             Ab
And take whatever's coming to you next (oh, oh oh oh)

 F# Ab to end.

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