Harry Potter in 99 Seconds

Jon Cozart is an youtube artist known as Paint.

Verse:
A                       Gb
At least I avoided cliché
        A                       Ab         Ab7
Holding nobody's hand along the Champs-Élysées
D
Taking my time
         D7       
Breaking bread, sipping wine
          A
Meant for two
 
Interlude:
    Aaug Gb Aaug 
    A Aaug Gb Aaug
 
Verse:
       A                  Gb
It's a beautiful city for saps
    A                              Ab         Ab7
But turn out the lights, we're too clever for that
      Dmaj7                     E7
And I know, I know we're not in love
    Dm7              A
But we'd fool this old town
         Gb       D                 E7
With the view of us, thoughts from the tourist
D7
Alone
 
Interlude -x2-: A Aaug Gbmin Aaug
 
Verse:
         A                         Gb
We could fall for the streets of Paris
        A                       Ab           Ab7
But the Eiffel's a joke and the punchline is me
Dmaj7                           E7
And you know, you know it's not funny
    D7               A
But we'd laugh 'till it was
         Gb      D                 E7
Just the two of us, thoughts from the tourist
D7
Alone
 
Interlude:
    A Aaug Gb Aaug
    A Aaug Gb A7
 
Bridge:
Dmaj7                       D7 
And I know, I know that we tried
     Db7   C7 D6              E7
To survive on a     lie we couldn't endure
   D7
So what's just one more
A                Gb    D             Emaj7
Thought from the tourist, imagining the two of us
D7
Alone?
 
Outro:
    A Aaug Gb Aaug
    A Aaug Gb Aaug Aadd9

Tourist: A Love Song From Paris

C
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
C7
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
F
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
F
It's just between you and me and 1 other tweens

C
Don't care for money Don't care about the fame
C7
I'm just collabing with my friends though I only know their screennames
F
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
F
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line


Am    F      C                E7
IIIIIII conjure fame with challenge vids and
Am    F    C                      E7
IIIIIII play drinking games to target kids and
MUTE
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell weeee


A         F              C        
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture
G
The YouTube Cult


C
Hey guys I'm on tour so tug on mommy's hair
C7
If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire HA HA
F
Hopping town to town in my first class flight
F
Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write


C
YouTubers had morals back in 11
C7
More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
F
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon copycat cashin' in
F
Quality to quantity it's Kubrick to Kardashian



Am    F   C           E7
IIIIIII idolize your idle eyes and
Am    F    C          E7
IIIIIII'm monetizing kissing guys and
MUTE
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it


A        F             C
Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E7
YouTube Lie
A        F              C
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture
G
The YouTube Cult


G7
There's a mystery to being at the top
G7
People think I'm divine
G7
But the truth I'm no hero
G7
I just play one online

C
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
C7
Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
F
So I didn't write my book Jesus didn't write the bible
F
I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples


C
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
C7
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm twenty three
F
So love me and I'll love you more
F
Cause I love the way you love me my church is a merch store


A        F     C                    E7
IIIIIIIIII'm privileged white and rich and male and
A       F   C                          G
Youuuuuuuu are not so worship at my YouTube sale
MUTE
I put the I in defy and suddenly you deify me


A        F              C
Welcome welcome to the YouTube Sensation
E7
The YouTube Sin
A        F              C
Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
E7
YouTube Lie
A        F
Welcome welcome
A        F
Welcome welcome
A        F
Welcome welcome
C       G                     C
I said welcome to the YouTube Cult

Youtube Culture: A Song

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# The beginning and the end are a capella.

There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star.

His parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightning scar.

Yo Harry, you're a wizard!

Dm                               Bm
Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione

Gm                     Am
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Dm
Draco is a daddy's boy 

Cm
Quirrel becomes unemployed

Gm                                   D
The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Am
Ron breaks his wand 

    Fm
Now Ginny's gone

    Cm                Am
And Harry's in mortal danger

Am                   Cm
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

Fm                   Am
His ginormous secret chamber

Am    
Harry blows up Aunt Marge

Dm
The dementors come and take charge

Am                  Dm
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man, 

Am                   Dm     G
And now the prisoner is at large

Am 
They use time travel so they can

Dm
Save the Prisoner of Azkaban who

Am                            Dm
Just so happens to be Harry's godfather

Am
I don't really get it, either...

Am
Harry is put in the

Cm
Triwizard Tournament with

Am
Dragons and mermaids, oh no!

Cm
Edward Cullen gets slayed

D
He's back!

Em                 Gm
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary

Am                            Cm
Voldemort's back any you're a revolutionary, Harry

Em                      Gm
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your

Am                   Cm
Constant attempts to contact him?

Cm              Em
He is forced to leave the school

Dm                Gm
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool

Cm                  Em
Kids break into the Ministry

Dm                Gm
Sirius Black's as dead as can be

Am         Dm
Split your soul,

Am               Dm
Seven parts of a whole

Em            Cm
They're Horcruxes

Em               Cm
It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry, who constantly conquered death,

But in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his final breath.

Harry Potter In 99 Seconds

[Intro]

F Dm  

[Verse]

F                      Dm  
At least I avoided cliche
F                               E                   
Holding nobody's hand along the Champs-Élysées
A#         
Taking my time
         A#m 
Breaking bread, sipping wine
          F         Dm   F   
Meant for two

F                         Dm  
It's a beautiful city for saps
    F                              E            
But turn out the lights, we're too clever for that

[Chorus]

A#                        C
And I know, I know we're not in love
    A#m                 F
But we'd fool this old town
         Dm         A#                 C 
With the view of us, thoughts from the tourist
A#m     F      Dm   F   
Alone

F      Dm   F     

[Verse]

F                                  Dm  
We could fall for the streets of Paris
F                               E               
But the Eiffel's a joke and the punchline is me

[Chorus]

A#                            C
And you know, you know it's not funny
    A#m                 F
But we'd laugh till it was
         Dm        A#                 C 
Just the two of us, thoughts from the tourist
A#m     F      Dm   F   
Alone

F       

Dm    F 
   And 
A#                    A#m 
I know, I know that we tried
   C          B  A#               C
To survive on a   lie we couldn't endure
   A#m                 
So what's just one more
F                Dm      A#             C 
Thought from the tourist, imagining the two of us
A#m     F      Dm   F   
Alone?


F      Dm   F

Tourist ( A Love Song From Paris)

[Intro] 

C

[Verse 1]
C
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown,

C7
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts,

F
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine,

Fdim7
It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens

C
Don't care for money, don't care about the fame,

C7
I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names,

F
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline,

Fdim7
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

[Pre-chorus]
Am F   C                 E7
I      conjure fame with challenge vids and,

Am F   C                      E7
I      play drinking games to target kids and,

(muted)
And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- (Weeeee!)


[Chorus]
Am       F              C                G
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult


[Verse 2]
C
Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair,

C7
If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire,

    F
H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight, 

Fdim7
Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write

C
Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven,

C7
More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven,

F
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in,

Fdim7
Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian


[Pre-chorus]
Am F C            E7
I    idolize your idle eyes and,

Am F  C          E7
I'm   monetizing kissing guys and,

(muted)
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - (Wooo!)


[Chorus]
Am       F             C                  E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie,

Am       F              C                G                 G G7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult 


[Bridge]
Am        F          C            E7
There's a mystery to being at the top,

Am     F         C     E7
People think I'm devine, oooooooo

Am
But the truth is, 

C                                    
We're not heroes, 

G                  G7
we just play some online


[Verse 3]
         C
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod

C7
'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M A GOD

     F
So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible

Fdim7
I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples

C
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea

C7
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23

    F
So, LOVE ME and I'll love you more,

Fdim7
'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store


[Pre-chorus]
    Am F C                      E7
And I'm  privileged, white, and rich, and male, and

Am     F       C                      G
Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale

(muted)
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me


[Chorus and outro]
Am       F              C                      E7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin,

Am       F             C                     E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie,

Am       F          
Welcome, welcome na-na

Am       D7
Welcome, welcome na-na

Am       F                 C              G       C     C
Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult! Cheers!

Youtube Culture

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A F#min

[Verse]

A                      F#min
At least I avoided cliche

A                               Ab        Ab7        
Holding nobody's hand along the Champs-Élysées

Dmaj7     
Taking my time

         Dm7
Breaking bread, sipping wine

          A    Aaug F#min Aaug
Meant for two

A                         F#min
It's a beautiful city for saps

    A                              Ab         Ab7
But turn out the lights, we're too clever for that

[Chorus]

Dmaj7       D6           E
And I know, I know we're not in love

    Dm                 A
But we'd fool this old town

         F#min       D                 E7
With the view of us, thoughts from the tourist

Dm     A Aaug F#min Aaug
Alone

A Aaug F#min Aaug A

[Verse]

A                                  F#min
We could fall for the streets of Paris

A                               Ab            Ab7
But the Eiffel's a joke and the punchline is me

[Chorus]

Dmaj7         D6             E
And you know, you know it's not funny

    Dm                 A
But we'd laugh till it was

         F#min      D                 E7
Just the two of us, thoughts from the tourist

Dm     A Aaug F#min Aaug
Alone

A Aaug  

F#min  A7
   And 

Dmaj7                Dm9
I know, I know that we tried

   E6         Eb6 D6              E
To survive on a   lie we couldn't endure

   Dm                 
So what's just one more

A                F#min    D             E7
Thought from the tourist, imagining the two of us

Dm     A Aaug F#min Aaug
Alone?


A Aaug F#min Aaug

Aadd9

A                    E7            A
Have you smelled that rotting dumpster fire baking?

     E7                                       A
Well that's this shitty world that we've been making

              E7               
There's never been a time like this

      A
Where everybody's pissed

     B                            E7
That hasn't ended with some bones a-breaking

(I don't know...)

A               E7            A
Slinging mud is making people heated

             E7                          A
The earth is getting warmer, even that's debated

           E7
So whether you lean left or right

            A           F# 
Hope you're ready for a fight

      A          E7              A
Ce la vie to the height of olden days

Like when we had slaves?

            D
It's not so bad

The dems are cheating

            A
It's not so bad

Look what we're eating

            B
It's not so bad

                               E7
There's no escaping that we're doomed

It's not all bad news

Bum bum bum...

My name's Grace and I'm here to say
There's good things happening every single day
Like today, I saw a man, he was walking a cat
I saw another man fall and I caught it on snapchat
This made me laugh, this made me cry - from laughing
I love the jokes on Laffy Taffys
It's ok to be down if you get up again
There's always good news 'cause I'm your friend

A                E7       A
What the hell is going on around me 

             E7                          A
My dad gives me a gun at every Christian holiday

            E7         
It's always wrong versus right

A
Black versus - blue? - white

    A             E7         A
I'm getting kinda jealous of Harambe

            D
It's not so bad

There's war and famine
    
            A
It's not so bad

And Jimmy Fallon

            B
It's not so bad

                       E7
We must examine why we suck

We're not all fucked

Bum bum bum... (So you gonna sing?)

Yo Grace is back with some really great news
At least you don't look like Ted Cruz
Look at this elephant, look at this child,
Look at this meme, rest in peace
There's more diversity, you seen Hamilton?
Selena Gomez has lupus again,
But she's getting ahead of it,
didn't quit for the hell of it,
There's more where that came from
if you like the smell of it (Really?)

    F                         Am
But certainly you see all the darkness around

    F                             Am
The human race is hitting quite a slump

                  F
But there's quiet progress being made

      A              F#
every single fucking day

         B            B
My uncle used to be a homophobe,

    B                E7
But now he's blowing Trump

It's Grace, again, what does she want? Well
I got more good news I'm trying to tell ya
Jon is a sourpuss but he's not lost
You got some good news?
Stranger Things rocks!
That's right, that's awesome, those kids are cute (You okay?)
Tiger population's up
Well doodly doo (Yay!)
Art is doing well 'cause people need to escape
And David Bowie's still alive
I like grapes
So I hope I changed your mind if you were still on the fence

      B           E7         A
Three cheers for unrelenting ignorance!

2016 Sucks

C          A7   Dm
If you've ever wondered why

G7                 C
Disney's tales all end in lies

C           Dm       Am     F
Here's what happened after all their 

F      G    C
dreams came true


[Ariel]
C              G7       C
I loved being princess down in

C              G7       C
this beautiful ocean blue

C              G7       C
But mermaids are going missing 

C              G7       C
they end up in someone's stew

F              C             G7           C
So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills

F              C             G7           C             G7
You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no)

           F   C                        G7   C 
Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)

                 F              G                    
The British are killing, oil is spilling

C                  C7
Now I can't see... MY EYES!

          F                  G
China men feast on Flounder's fins

          Am                          D7
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

           F
Oceans are browning,

           G
I think I'm drowning

          C
Thanks to BP

YOU SUCK!


[Jasmine]
Am
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared

E7
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror

Am                         Dm
Aladdin was taken by the CIA

B7
We're not Taliban

B7
You've got the wrong man

 E7
In Guantanamo Bay

       Am                  F7              Am
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa

       A                A7            Dm
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"

E7                    Am
Bin Laden's taken the fall

C7                           F
We're not trained pilots at all

B7
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss

B7
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us

Am              Am                Am                 F7
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country

Am          F7     E7  Am
Set free my Prince Ali


[Belle]

A whore! A whore!

A whore, a whore, a whore!

D                A7           D - A - D - A
This town's gone wild since I married Adam

Bm             A                 D
They think I'm going straight to hell (she'll burn [bottom] in hell)

        F       G       C
But the charges laid on me 

   D   F    Ab
Of bestiality

F                    A7              D
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)

   Gm                   A7
Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy)

                    D           E7      A
I hear they plan to burn me at, at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)

Gm                      A7
They legit believe I'm Satan

                    D            E7            A
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away


[Pocahontas]
C                                 Am
After John Smith traveled back to England

C                                Em
I helped my people cultivate the fields

     Am                                     F
More English, French and Spaniards came to visit

         Dm              G                  Am
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

     C                               Am
They forced us into unknown lands of exile

     C                                   Em
They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead

   Am                              F
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon

       Dm              G                 C
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?)

                   Am            Em             F
(Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?

               Am                                 Em
(We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

        F              G                   C    Am 
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacrè bleu!)

        F                                  G
Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (adiós, amigos)

      Dm             G
I can murder if I please

           Em          F
'Cause I'm dying of disease

       Am                 F      G         C
I can paint with the red colors in these men

 
                  Am
[Ariel] Thanks to BP

                         F
[Jasmine] Where's Prince Ali?

          G
[Belle] Bestiality

                      G7    C
[Pocahontas] I've got STDs

After Ever After

((I did this all by ear so if it's wrong, sorry!))

D                A                Bm
After John Smith traveled back to England
  D                A             Bm
I helped my people cultivate the fields
     D                    A                 Bm   
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
         D               A                  Bm
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
     D              A                Bm
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
     D                    A               Bm
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
   D                A              Bm
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
       D              A                 Bm
When I separate their bodies from their heads (Wait what?)
         G             D              Bm      A
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? (We're dead)
   G               D                 Bm     A
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
        G              D                    Bm       A   
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (Sacrebleu)
        D                  Bm              A 
Can you paint with the red colors in these men (Adios amigos)
      D           A
I can murder if I please
          Bm         G
Cause I'm dying of disease
      G                  D      Bm       D
I can paint with the red colors in these men

After Ever After (pocahontas)

C                    Cmaj7 
Hey girl, yeah I've liked you for a while
   C7                                          F 
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile
    A                       Dm 
So even though I'm awkward most of the time
    G7                    C 
I still consider you absolutely sublime
Hey girl, yeah I'm really not a freak
Except for those times that I've watched you sleep
So even though you probably think I'm gay
You turn me on more than Anne Hathaway
                      C
And I just wanted to say
   F      C    G7
I love you, I love you
    C               F                 C
I love you more than emos love girl jeans
    G7    C
I love you

Hey girlfriend, I like you more than food
But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude
So because you stole him away from me
I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than throwing up my food to lose weight
I love you

Hey boy, ya know I think you're such a hottie
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs and body
So even though you left me for that b*tch in 7th grade
I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than my momma love Chinese food
I love you

Hey dude, this might sound really gay
I like your clothes, your taste in girls, your smell and body spray
So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week
You're the coolest guy I ever wanted to meet
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than I love kissing your girlfriend
I love you

Hey mommy, I only like you when you're nice
I like it when you give me toys and cake and coke with ice
So even though you spank me when I break your favorite things
I still love you and it makes me want to sing (about how mean you are)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than dad loves Playboy books
I love you

Hey guys, you're all looking pretty great
Please comment and subscribe and don't forget to rate
So even though I really don't know you as a friend
I'll be there for you till the very end (of this video)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than Asians love homework
I love you

Share The Love

Jon: 5, 6, 7, 8!
C AM7 C AM7
G7 G7SUS2 C G7 C
 
        G7       C          F        C       G7
Thomas: Anything you can do I can do better, Vine can 
   C        F      G7   C
do anything better than You...Tube.
 
Chorus-
           G7
Jon: No it can’t
               C
Thomas: Yes it can.
           G7
Jon: No it can’t
               C
Thomas: Yes it can.
           G7
Jon: No it can’t.
 
Thomas: Yes it can.
 
Both: No it can’t/yes it can
     G7           C              F          C 
Jon: If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater.
 
Thomas: Well…
     G7       C            F       G7   C
Jon: Don’t be a hater, I’m greater than you.
                  G7
Thomas: No you’re not
           C
Jon: Yes I am
                  G7
Thomas: No you’re not
 
           C
Jon: Yes I am
                  G7
Thomas: No you’re not
 
Jon: Yes I am
            G7 C
Both: Yes I am/No you’re not
     EM
Jon: Vine is just a gimmick
                          DM
Thomas: Only for a cynic. I can do impressions.
 
Jon: I can help depression.
 
Thomas: Ugh.
     D7                                G7
Jon: Education vids made me a grad and YouTube’s free.
 
Thomas: Uhh, wait for the ad.
 
Jon: Hmm.
        G7       C             F           C        G7
Thomas: Anywhere you can reach I can reach further. I 
          C         F      G7  C
can reach double as far as you can.
            G7
Jon: No you can’t.
              C
Thomas: Yes I can
            G7
Jon: No you can’t
              C
Thomas: Yes I can.
            G7
Jon: Yes he can.
 
Thomas: Yes I can.
             G7 C
Both: Yes he can/Yes I can.
     EM
Jon: Vine stars are bratty, go back to mom and daddy.
        DM
Thomas: You should put disclaimers on the YouTube 

gamers.
     D7
Jon: I hear you only last 6 seconds long…
 
Thomas: What?
     G7
Jon: Do girls complain?
 
Thomas: It’s enough for your mom.
 
Both: Ooh.
 
Chorus-
        G7       C       F          C
Thomas: Anything you do, I can loop better.
     G7         C        F      G7   C
Jon: Everything I do, is better than loops.
        G7
Thomas: No it’s not.
     C
Jon: Yes it is.
        G7
Thomas: No it’s not.
     C
Jon: Yes it is.
        G7
Thomas: No it’s not, no it’s not, no it’s not, no it’s not,

no it’s not
 
(punch)
     ARPEGGIO C
Jon: Yes it is.
     Em
Jon: Viners are obnoxious, even when unconscious. 
Dm
YouTube’s for talent.
                                  D7                   
Thomas: It’s for Vevo and Fallon. You’re just another 
                G7
Disney schmuck, parodies aren’t art.
 
Jon: Storytime, you suck.
     G7       C            F            C        G7
Jon: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter. I can 
     C        F       G7   Arpg. C
sing anything sweeter than you.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Both: Yes, I can can can can can can can You shut up!/

No, you can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t 

can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t
 
Thomas: No. I can’t.

Jon: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better. Ooh.
 
Thomas: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.
 
Both: No, no, no, no!/Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
 
Both: No, no!/Yeah, yeah!
 
Both: No, no! Uhhh./Yeah, yeah! Uhhhh.
     G7       C           F            C
Jon: Anything Vine can do YouTube does better.
        G7       C        F
Thomas: I can do anything better…
 
Jon: Better…
 
Thomas: Better…
      G7   C
Both: Than you!
 
Both: No, you can’t!/Yes I can.

Vine Vs. Youtube

LA RE
Jo et duré a casa si fa mal temps
MI FA#m
Jo t’empararé si un cas tens por
SIm MI
Jo te cuidaré si estàs malalta
RE LA
De tot cor, de tot cor
RE REm LA
De tot cor

MI RE DO#m-SIm-LA

FA#m DO#m
Estic a punt d’anar-me’n
RE LA RE
Mes abans de partir et diré
REm LA
Que et duc dins es pensament

FA#m DO#m
No deix de recordar-te
RE LA RE
I alen els teus alens tot calents
REm SIm MI
De lluny i de prop me tens


Jo et duré...

FA#m DO#m
I a dalt de s’escenari
RE LA RE
Quan estic concentrat cantant
REm MI
Jo sempre te tenc present

FA#m DO#m
Perquè m’ets necessari
RE LA
Com s’aire que respir
RE REm SIm MI
Necessit estar amb tu en tot moment


Jo et duré... ( bis )

De tot cor

[intro]
F Am Dm Am A# Dm Gm C

[Verse 1]
             F 
Baby really hurt me
                Am 
crying in the taxi
                Dm
He dont wanna know me
                         Am                     A#     Dm
says you make the big mistake of dancing in my store 
Gm                  C
   Says it was poison
                 F
So I guess I go home 
          Am                     Dm
into the arms of the girl that I love
                Am 
the only love I havent screwed up
A#                  Dm
   She's so hard to please
             Gm      C  
but shes a forest fire
        F               
I do my best to meet her demands
Am
play it romance
         Dm
we slow dance in the living room
    Am                      A#
but all that a stranger would see
        Dm           Gm               C     
is one girl swaying alone stroking her cheek

[Chorus]

      F         Am            Dm 
They say, "you're a little much for me
         Am     A# 
You're a liability
          Dm         Gm    C
You're a little much for me"
               F              Am 
So they pull back make other plans
       Dm 
I understand
     Am     A# 
I'm a liability
        Dm         Gm    
Get you wild, make you leave
       C            Dm            F    A#       
I'm a little much for eh oh-na-na-na everyone

[Verse 2]
            F 
The truth is, I am toy
                Dm
that people enjoy
                Am               A#
till all of the tricks dont work anymore
Dm              Gm       C
And then they are bored of me
             
                    F
I know that its exciting
                     Am
running through the night but
              Dm                Am
every perfect summer's eating me alive
            A#    Dm
unitl youre gone
Gm          C
Better on my own

[Chorus]

      F         Am            Dm 
They say, "you're a little much for me
         Am     A# 
You're a liability
          Dm         Gm    C
You're a little much for me"
               F              Am 
So they pull back make other plans
       Dm 
I understand
     Am     A# 
I'm a liability
        Dm         Gm    
Get you wild, make you leave
       C            Dm            F    A#       
I'm a little much for eh oh-na-na-na everyone

[Outro]
             Dm           F           A#
They're gonna watch me disappear into the sun
                 Dm        F           A#
You're all gonna watch me disappear into the sun

Liability

INTRO:

A |---------------------|
E |--7--7--7----------- -|
C |---------------------|
G |---------------------|

VERSE 1:   

C#m          E       B      A                     C#m   E    B   A 
I’m going away to be alone I’m coming back with answers
C#m           E            B    A            C#m   E   B   A
Don’t try to call my telephone it’s disconnected
C#m           E          B       A               C#m   E   B   A
And I don’t know where I’m going but can you guide me
C#m              E        B        A              C#m   E   B   A
But if I find love where I’m going will it survive me


PRE-CHORUS 1:

C#m            B   A                         C#m         A   B
‘Cause in your own space you’re disconnected and in your own mind you’re not affected
C#m         B   A                           C#m         A   B
And in your own time you’re still attracted but in your own life


CHORUS:

A                                 C#m            B
This heart attack I’ve gotta get away not coming back
A                                 C#m                     B
I want some downtime so call me when you can and I’ll be fine


VERSE 2: [same chords as VERSE1]
I’ve found the time to be alone I don’t know what you’re asking
I’m waiting by the telephone and you’re still barking
My heart stops it isn’t… going could you revive me
I think I’m lost without knowing so come and find me


PRE-CHORUS 2:  [same chords as PRE-CHORUS1]
‘Cause in the same space we’re disconnected and in your own mind you’re not attracted
But in your own life over reacted and in your own time


{CHORUS x2}


Sometimes if we don’t go sometimes you don’t know
You don’t go I don’t go I don’t go you don’t go

C#5  B5  A5                      C#5  A5  B5
            I’ve got your back              but you don’t got mine
C#5  E5  A5                    C#5  A5  B5
            This heart attack              then I’m feeling fine


CHORUS x2

C#m          E       B    A 
I’m going away to be alone
C#m          E       B    A 
I'm going away to be alone ...............

This Heart Attack

A                                     E 
Roll into your town and I'm walking around
                                                Fm                        
Got some extra time think I'll throw some money down
                                                     D
And you follow me around, and you're asking for the time

Your asking what I found 
                         A
think I'm gonna rob you blind

maybe it's the tattoo on my arm
        E
that I drew while I was bored waiting tables in new york
Fm                                            D
 a  heart and two flowers intertwined with a vine

Up Here

Intro:

Bb - F - A

F                 C
I've been feeling lonesome
F                            C
I'm down, don't know what to do
D
I let you lie to me
F
plant seeds inside
            E
to see them grow
                      F
only to leave them to die

  C
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
    A
for you

F                  C
I've been lost and finding
F                           C
out that I've been such a fool
D           
you thought you'd stick around
F
until the day you found
    E                    F
someone to make me obsolete

  C
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm F
why cry
    Bb
for you... 


Guitar Solo:

Bb - F - A (2x)

  C     
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
    A
for you

Why Cry

[Verse 1]
 G                              D
You like New York City in the daytime
 Bm                   A
I like New York City in the nighttime
 G                          D
You say you like sleeping with the air off
Bm                  A
I don't, I need it on
G                  D
You like the light coming through the windows
 Bm                      A
I sleep late, so I just keep 'em all closed
G                  D
You ignore the music on the radio
Bm                 A
I don't, I sing-a-long


[Pre-Chorus]
G               D        Bm             A
I don't ask for you to change, baby no no no
    G              D          Bm    A
And you don't ask for me to change


[Chorus]
N.C.                     D
Tell me how we're not alike
       Bm               A
But we work so well and we don't even know why
G              D
Funny how the stars crossed right
       Bm                   A
'Cause we work so well and we don't even know why
 G              D
You can call it fire and ice
    Bm                  A
But we work so well and we don't even know why
G              D
We don't even know why, no no
Bm                          A
We don't even know why, no no no


[Post-Chorus]
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime
Bm                 A
We like it in the end of time
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime
Bm                 A
We like it in the end of time


[Verse 2]
G                        D
Cold outside and you're just in a T-shirt
Bm                   A
I have cold blood even in a sweater
G                         D
You start your night sippin' by the Kilo
Bm                   A
I don't, I know you know


[Pre-Chorus]
G               D        Bm             A
I don't ask for you to change, baby no no no
    G              D          Bm    A
And you don't ask for me to change



[Chorus]
N.C.                     D
Tell me how we're not alike
       Bm               A
But we work so well and we don't even know why
G              D
Funny how the stars crossed right
       Bm                   A
'Cause we work so well and we don't even know why
 G              D
You can call it fire and ice
    Bm                  A
But we work so well and we don't even know why
G              D
We don't even know why, no no
Bm                          A
We don't even know why, no no no


[Post-Chorus]
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime (we don't even know)
Bm                 A
We like it in the end of time (we don't even know)
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime
Bm                   A
(We don't even know, know, know, know, know)




[Bridge]
G                          D
Somehow we end up on the same side
Bm                          A
And you wouldn't think that we'd be alright
G                      D            Bm             A
Even our eyes are different colors, but we see fine
G                         D
Somehow we end up on the same side (up on the same side)
Bm                            A
And you wouldn't think that we'd be alright

(Think that we'd be alright)

G                      D            Bm             A
Even our eyes are different colors, but we see fine


[Chorus]

 N.C.                     D
(Oh)Tell me how we're not alike
       Bm               A
But we work so well and we don't even know why

('Cause we work so well and we don't even know why, why)
G              D
Funny how the stars crossed right
       Bm                  A
'Cause we work so well and we don't even know why

(But we don't even know why)
G                D
You can call it fire and ice
    Bm                  A
But we work so well and we don't even know why

('Cause we work so well and we don't even know why, why)

G              D
We don't even know why, no no
Bm                          A
We don't even know why, no no no


[Post-Chorus]

N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime (we don't even know)
Bm                 A
We like it in the end of time (we don't even know)
N.C.
No no no no
D
We like it in the daytime
Bm             A
We like it in the nighttime

Intro  D     Bm7   G     A     x2


Verse 1
    D                              Bm7
We never spoke a word, but every thought she had 
                         G     A Asus A
I heard from across the room 
             D                               Bm7
If we were standin' face to face I couldn't find the words 
               G               A Asus A
To say give me one more move 
        G              A             G                   A
I don't even know her name, I guess foolish pride's to blame


Chorus 
          D                        D7
Now, I'm fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
        Bm7                 F#              G                    A
And my heart won't tell my mind to tell my mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
        Bm7 A   G                              Gm
Now I'm fallin' in love as she's walkin' away


Interlude   D     Bm7   G     A     x2


Verse 2
          D                           Bm7
Wise man next to me did say 'bout the one that got away
        G                    A
Son, I missed my chance 
           D                            Bm7
Don't you let regret take place of the dreams you have to chase
     G               A
Ask her to dance, go on, son
           G                 A              G                  A
You might fall down on your face, roll the dice and have some faith


Chorus
          D                        D7
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
           Bm7                   F#                G                    A
When your heart won't tell your mind to tell your mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
         Bm7 A   G                               Gm
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away 


Solo   D    Bm7  Bm  F#  G   A  D    D7    Bm  F# |A   D 


           G                 A              G                  A
You might fall down on your face, roll the dice and have some faith
 
          D                        D7
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
           Bm7                   F#                G                    A
When your heart won't tell your mind to tell your mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
         Bm7 A    Bm7 A       Bm7 A       G                      G   
Don't be fallin', fallin' in, fallin' in love as she's walkin' away


Outro  (G)   Gm  Bm7  E G  Gm  D

As She's Walking Away

Riff:
|3-----------6-------------------|3-----------6---------------|
|3-------6/8-6-----------8-------|3-------6/8-6-----------8---|
|3-------5/7-7-----------7-------|3-------5/7-7-----------7---|
|0-------------------------------|0---------------------------|
Repeat 2x


| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball he one holy roller

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
He wear no shoe shine he got toe jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot Coca-Cola

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He say,"I know you and you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

| Am - - G7 | F7 - G7 - |
Come together right now over me



Repeat Riff



| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

| Am - - G7 | F7 - G7 - |
Come together right now over me


Repeat Riff

Come Together

B  B  E  F# E (2x)

B
Situation Number one
B
Its the one that's just begun
    E                 F#   E
But evidently its too late
B
Situation Number two
B
Its the only chance for you
     E                         F#   E
It's controlled by denizens of hate
B
Situation Number three
B
It's the one that no one sees
E                          F#   E
All too often dismissed as fate
B
Situation Number four
B
The one that left you wanting more
E                       F#   E
Tantalized you with its bait

B  B  E  F# E (2x)

Situations

Am                              E
There are children standing here,
                              G
Arms outstretched into the sky,
                          D
Tears drying on their face.
              Am
He has been here.
                          E
Brothers lie in shallow graves.
                           G
Fathers lost without a trace.
                           D
A nation blind to their disgrace,
                        Am
Since he's been here.
                    E
And I see no bravery,
 G                  D
No bravery in your eyes anymore.

Only sadness.

(Continue the same chord progression)

Houses burnt beyond repair.
The smell of death is in the air.
A woman weeping in despair says,
He has been here.
Tracer lighting up the sky.
It's another families' turn to die.
A child afraid to even cry out says,
He has been here.

And I see no bravery,
No bravery in your eyes anymore.
Only sadness.

There are children standing here,
Arms outstretched into the sky,
But no one asks the question why,
He has been here.
Old men kneel to accept their fate.
Wives and daughters cut and raped.
A generation drenched in hate.
Says, he has been here.

And I see no bravery,
No bravery in your eyes anymore.
Only sadness.

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