Chords
Original tuning : 2.5 step up
Intro
A|---3-2-3----3-2-3-5--3-2-3-----|---3-2-3----3-2-3-5--3-2-3-----|
E|---------------------------0-1-|---------------------------0-1-|
C|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
G|-0--------0--------------------|-0--------0--------------------|
C G Am F
VERSE 1
C
My life is brilliant
G
Your life's a joke
Am
You're just pathetic
F
You're always broke
C
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G
really ain't impressing' me
Am
You're suffering' from delusions of
F
Adequacy
CHORUS
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
Never had a date
C C/B Am
That ya couldn't inflate
F G Am
And ya smell repulsive too
F G C
What a bummer bein' you
Lead:
A|---3-2-3----3-2-3-5--3-2-3-----|
E|---------------------------0-1-|
C|-------------------------------|
G|-0--------0--------------------|
VERSE 2
C
Well ya just can't dance
G
And forget romance
Am
Everybody you know still calls ya
F
Farty Pants
C G
But you always have a job well I mean
Am F
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
CHORUS
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
You're half undressed
C C/B Am
Eatin' chips of your chest
F G Am
While you're playin' Halo 2
F G C
No one's classier than you
F C F C F C G
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
Your dog would much rather
C C/B Am
Play fetch by itself
F G Am
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
F G Am
Guess you'll never grow a clue
F G C
When it just sucks to be you
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Tabs by: nattalieee
Published: 4 Feb, 2009
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