The Night Santa Went Crazy

Chords

Standard

Intro/Riff 1:
A-6-----5-----3-----1---------------------------|
E---6-----7-----5-----3---4-----4-----1---1-1h3-|
C-----7-----5-----3-----3---3-0---3-0---3-------|
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Verse 1(Play with Riff 1 x4)
Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered WITH ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"


Chorus
Ab  Eb    Ab         Eb
The night Santa went crazy
Ab  Eb          Bb          Eb
The night Saint Nick went insane
Ab Eb              Cm          Eb
Realized he'd been getting the raw deal
Ab        Eb              Bb             Eb
Something finally must've snapped in his brain


Verse 2(Play with Riff 1 x2)
Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
       Ab         Eb              Ab         Eb
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
       C#         Cm          Bb          Eb
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
        Ab          Eb                  Ab        Eb
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
        C#         Cm                Bb               Eb
Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"


Chrous
Ab  Eb    Ab         Eb
The night Santa went crazy
Ab  Eb         Bb           Eb
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
        Ab    Eb           Cm        Eb
Now you can’t hardly walk around the north pole
Ab        Eb        Bb       Eb
Without stepping in reindeer guts


Bridge
C#                   Cm              Eb   Bb
There's the National Guard and the FBI
          C#                      Cm
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
                Eb                     Bb
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
        Cm                     Ab
Now the bullets are flying the body count's rising
    F                   Bb              Riff 1 x2
And everyone’s dying to know -oh Santa, why?
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.


Verse 3(Play with Riff 1 x2)
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.
        Ab         Eb          Ab             Eb
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
        C#            Cm                   Bb     Eb
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
         Ab       Eb                 Ab          Eb
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
       C#       Cm            Bb    Eb
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights(They talk about)


Chorus x2
Ab  Eb    Ab         Eb
The night Santa went crazy
Ab  Eb          Bb       Eb
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Ab        Eb            Cm       Eb
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Ab        Eb             Bb            Eb
Sounds to me like he was kinda getting gypped

    Ab  Eb    Ab         Eb
Wo, The night Santa went crazy
Ab  Eb          Bb          Eb
The night Saint Nick went insane
Ab   Eb              Cm          Eb
  Realized he'd been getting the raw deal
Ab        Eb              Bb             Eb
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
  C#          Cm              Bb             Eb
Wo, Something finally must've snapped in his brain
        C#        Cm              Bb             Eb
Tell ya something finally must've snapped in his brain.

Outro:                            
A-6-----5-----3-----1-----------------------1----|
E---6-----7-----5-----3---4-----4-----1---1-3----|
C-----7-----5-----3-----3---3-0---3-0---3---3----|
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