Mrs. Potato Head

Chords

Standard

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If you weren't born with it
                     B

You can buy a couple ornaments
                         A

Just be sure to read the warning, kids
                             E

'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
C#m                                B

Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
                            A

You can always call up a professional
                              E

They stick pins in you like a vegetable

C#m

Kids forever, kids forever
B

Baby soft skin turns into leather
A

Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive


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 Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me,
B

 is it true that pain is beauty
A

 Does a new face come with a warranty
E

 Will a pretty face make it better
C#m

 Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
B

 How did you afford her surgery
A

 Do you swear you'll stay forever
E                                    C#m

 Even if her face don't stay together
B

 Even if her face don't stay together


                          C#m

If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries,
          B

yeah it's common sense
                             A

All you need's a couple more condiments
                                        E

And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
     C#m

It's such a waste
                                  B

When little girls grow into their mother's face
                                     A

But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
                                    E

And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

C#m

Kids forever, kids forever
B

Baby soft skin turns into leather
A

Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive


C#m

 Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me,
B

 is it true that pain is beauty
A

 Does a new face come with a warranty
E

 Will a pretty face make it better
C#m

 Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
B

 How did you afford her surgery
A

 Do you swear you'll stay forever
E                                    

 Even if her face don't stay together
C#m

Stay forever, stay forever
B

Even if her face don't stay together
A

Stay forever, stay forever
E

Even if her face don't stay together

C#m B A E


C#m

 Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me,
B

 is it true that pain is beauty
A

 Does a new face come with a warranty
E

 Will a pretty face make it better
C#m

 Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
B

 How did you afford her surgery
A

 Do you swear you'll stay forever                                  
Even if her face don't stay together

C#m

Stay forever, stay forever
B

Even if her face don't stay together
A

Stay forever, stay forever
E

Even if her face don't stay together
C#m

Stay forever, stay forever
B

Even if her face don't stay together
A

Stay forever, stay forever
E

Even if her face don't stay together

C#m B A E