Dog Festival Directions

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If you want to eat some dog 
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I have good news 
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There's an annual dog festival 
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Where you can eat all the dog you want 
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And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China 
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And the festival spans about ten days 
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With 15 thousand dogs consumed 
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And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June 
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I just wanna let you know 
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I'm just tryna' be a bro 
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So you first take a flight to Guangxi China 
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Once you get off at that airport 
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You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus 
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And it costs 20 US dollars 
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And it's a four and a half hour ride 
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And you get off at Maoming West 
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Just remember Maoming West 
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Now you might have to stay there a full nigh
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Depending on the time you arrive 
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Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day 
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And you have to buy another ticket 
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It's about another 22 bucks 
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But from there it goes straight to Yulin 
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Soon enough you'll be eating some dog 
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Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin 
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I'm checking online now 
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I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel 
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Offering a sauna, fitness center 
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Wow it's not too bad at all
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Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night 
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But with free complementary breakfast 
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And a free cancelation fee 
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So it's not a bad as I thought
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When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about 
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And he or she will give you directions 
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So take a cab 
But don't get ripped off 
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If you're white they'll charge you double 
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I shit you not 
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I shit you not 
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But anyways enjoy your flight 
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Goodbye 
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Enjoy the dog festival
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