Dumb Ways To Die

Chords

Standard

Intro: C F x2

 C F C F
Set fire to your hair 
C F C F
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 
C F C F                   
Eat medicines that's out of date 
C F C F
Use your private parts as piranha bait 
C F am G
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
C F G C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 

C F C F
Get your toast out with a fork 
C F C F
Do your own electrical work 
C F C F
Teach yourself how to fly 
C F C F
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie 

C F am G
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
C F G C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die  

C F C F
Invite a psycho-killer inside 
C F C F
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride 
C F C F
Take your helmet off in outer space 
C F C F
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place 

C F am G
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
C F G C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 

C F C F
Keep a rattlesnake as pet 
C F C F
Sell both the kidneys on the internet 
C F C F
Eat a tube of superglue 
C F C F
I wonder what's this red button do? 

C F am G
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die 
C F G C
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die  

am G F G F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season 
am G F G F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 
G am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform 
C F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing 
G am
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly 

C F
Dumbest ways to die
C am
Dumbest ways to die 
C F
Dumbest ways to die 
C F
So many dumb 
C F C
So many dumb ways to die