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There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
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And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
Bbm F#
Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids
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When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed
Bbm F#
She stood up to every challenge no matter how ever demanding
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And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding
Bbm F#
WHAT? Uh, nothing. I was just saying that you're brave
G# C# Eb
Um okay, hey look over there. It's Crane!
Ebm Bbm
I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
G#
You're gonna die motherfucker, I take up five screens
Ebm Bbm
I'm gonna swallow you whole and then you'll go down easy
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Then you'll be digested and converted to feces
Ebm Bbm
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
G#
And your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs
Ebm Bbm
And your pillowy lips and wait, you're not a guy
F#
Is that a problem, you fuck?
F
Um no, prepare to die!
Bbm F#
Crane was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight
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She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight and Kraid said
Bbm F#
No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
G# C# Eb
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked
Bbm
But Samus said
F#
What pisses me off most in this world
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Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl
Bbm F#
So do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies
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And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes
Ebm Bbm
Stop treating me like I'm a sex object
G#
Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect
Ebm Bbm
Yeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way
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Oh gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge disgusting brain
Ebm Bbm
Get the fuck off my planet; this is your last chance
G#
I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
Ebm
That's it, you're all fucking dead
Bbm
What, this room feels stuffy
F#
By the way do you like puppies?
F
Here's a basket of puppies
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Tabs by: EPotato
Published: 26 Jan, 2014
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