Mega Martial Problems

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Dm                  C
Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man
                     Bb  
Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily

        A
Doctor Willy? You're a therapist now?
           Dm
But you're evil and bent on world domination


     Dm
Not anymore, those days are behind me
Dm                                       A
Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat


Okay

Dm
Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
        Dm
A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife
      Dm
But I got a little problem with my android bride
         A
When it comes to making love she's never satisfied



            Dm
We've been f**king for decades, sex has gotten routine
           Dm
We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine
     Dm                              Bb
I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love
              A
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff
          Dm            C            Am     G
It would be seeming to me that the problem here
              Dm             C            G      
Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
             Dm                     C
But she says the same thing like a tape recorder


            Am                       G
Quiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order
Dm    Gm    A
Sorry, I'm... I'm not evil anymore
          Dm             C            Am     G
You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills
         Dm                C                G       
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Dm                C           Am        G
Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
        Dm            Gm
Or get burned by fireballs
          A
She's a freaky man's dream

    Dm
Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master?


C
Get out and do it you stupid bastard
      Bb
Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water
     A
Now leave my office before you are slaughtered


Dm
Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
         Dm
For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
Dm
First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test
          A
Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never fuckin' guessed
    Dm
Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
    Dm
Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind
   Dm                               Bb
I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
         A
Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches


Dm         C              Am             G
Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life
      Dm         C          G     
I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
         Dm                 C              Am        G
I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast
         Dm          Gm          A
Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast. (Oh!)
Dm             C                Am     G
Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks
              Dm               C
I'll slap a stamp right on my package
       G
And deliver your wife the cock
         Dm        C             Am       G
My shiny armor is red, the color of victory
             Dm             Gm             A
While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be


Dm      
Wait, what are you doing?


          Bb         A
Mega dick, activate!


    Dm
So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
     C
And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster
     Bb
And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more"
          A
Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow whore
Dm
Sorry, that was misogynistic. 

She is a whore though