Chords
(Intro)
G A7
D
Princess Peach
A
Won't you listen to my speech
G D
I don't have any stars of invincibility
D A
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
G D
I'm your Luigi
D
What up, bitch
D
I got a one-up, bitch
D C
What's inside the question block; it's my dick
D D
It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami
D C
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
D D
I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
D C
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki
D D
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
D C
My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean
So suck it
G Eb
Mario, you always do this shit
Bb F
I like a girl and then you ruin it
G Eb
By yelling stuff about your dick
Bb F
Until they go away
G Eb
Hey Luigi, it's okay
Bb F
That Mario's a bit risqué
G Eb
Just tell me what you need to say
Bb F
Please don't be afraid
D A
Oh, princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that
G D
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-goddamn it
D
I'm here to pleasure that ass
D C
I'd like to go first, princess, but I always come last
D D
And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone
D C
Koopa Troopa skeletons are the only Dry Bones
D D
I am tired of the running 'round it's such a fucking hassle
D C
I go through shit and then you're in another fucking castle
D D
You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype
D C
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my warp pipe
G Eb
OMG, I can't decide
Bb F
On which of you should be the guy
G Eb
To take me on your mustache ride
Bb F
That'll redefine my life
G Eb
I'm ready to give love a shot
Bb F
It's not about how many coins you've got
G Eb
I just know I like you a lot
Bb F
Yo, sluts, check out my yacht
G Eb
Let me take you on a magic kart ride
Bb F
I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside
G Eb
We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along
Bb F
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong
G Eb
Come on, Peach, it's time to make your choice
Bb F
I'm the only plumber that can make your boobies rejoice
G Eb
Green, lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me
Bb F
It's time to live out our story, of the princess and the penis
Send feedback
Tabs by: EPotato
Published: 26 Jan, 2014
Rate tab
Starbomb top tabs
No data
Video covers
Have a cover of this song?
There are no similar songs for this song.
Comments (1)
Format tab
2017-08-03 01:31:16
If Starbomb is here, there's hope that we have Game Grumps nerds on this app. LET US CONGREGATE.
0
Reply