Retarted In Love

Chords

Standard

G                                      D
They take advantage of him all of the time
       Em              C
Their fingers rape his cavities
G                    D
Probing for a hidden cliche
       Em                C
He's a fruit that got in gravity's way
          G                              D
He's the first to tell you he's full of shit
           Em            C
Like thats half a compliment for men
           G                       D
Though hes waking up in puddles of piss
     Em                 C
He marinates his metaphors in them

    B
And in this moment
G     D     Em     C    G      D    Em 
La, lalaladada, lalaladada, lalaladada
            C
They'll be falling in love
G     D     Em     C    G      D    Em 
La, lalaladada, lalaladada, lalaladada

G                                     D
She takes photographs of people she knows
           Em                C
She brings out the best and worst in them
     G                         D
And God is buried deep in the folds
        Em                    C
Of her fractured self and the lies that they've told
             G                   D
She used to laugh at everything old
          Em              C
It was a joke that never aged a bit
     G                                     D
But when they robbed her of her infinite smile
          Em                   C
She said maybe I'll just play dead for a while
    B
And in this moment
G     D     Em     C    G      D    Em 
La, lalaladada, lalaladada, lalaladada
            C
They'll be falling in love
G     D     Em     C    G      D    Em  G
La, lalaladada, lalaladada, lalaladada

           Em D Csus4  G  Csus4
I'm right here and I must admit
G                    D
I've been pining for you
       Em    D   Csus4
Your my wish
       G        Csus4     D           G
When I touch my self I am conjuring you
           Em  D  Csus4
For fresh dirt
G                Csus4          G            D
when we talk all night and the minutes are free
       Em D Csus4   G      Csus4             D           G 
I just hope when I cast my spell you'll be falling for me

Because
Em              Csus4
Falling in love could be the first thing
Am                Asus4
Falling in love could be the worst thing
Em               Csus4
Falling in love there's no rehearsing
Asus4
Retarded in love