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Am F C Cmaj7
Am
If you want to eat some dog
F
I have good news
C
There's an annual dog festival
Cmaj7
Where you can eat all the dog you want
Am F
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
C
And the festival spans about ten days
Cmaj7
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
Am F
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
C
I just wanna let you know
Cmaj7
I'm just tryna' be a bro
Am F
So you first take a flight to Guangxi China
C
Once you get off at that airport
Cmaj Am
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
F
And it costs 20 US dollars
C
And it's a four and a half hour ride
Cmaj
And you get off at Maoming West
Am
Just remember Maoming West
F
Now you might have to stay there a full nigh
C
Depending on the time you arrive
Cmaj7 Am
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
F
And you have to buy another ticket
C
It's about another 22 bucks
Cmaj7
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Am
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
F
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
C
I'm checking online now
Cmaj7 Am
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
F
Offering a sauna, fitness center
C
Wow it's not too bad at all
Cmaj7
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
Am
But with free complementary breakfast
F
And a free cancelation fee
C
So it's not a bad as I thought
Cmaj7 Am
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
F
And he or she will give you directions
C
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
Cmaj7
If you're white they'll charge you double
Am
I shit you not
F
I shit you not
C
But anyways enjoy your flight
Cmaj7
Goodbye
Am
Enjoy the dog festival
F C Cmaj7
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Tabs by: zurgen
Published: 16 Feb, 2017
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2018-01-06 23:07:12
Cmaj7 should be a G. Otherwise, good job.
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2017-11-28 07:15:12
4/5, fun and easy way to satisfy chin chin
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2017-03-17 15:29:56
instead of "Cmaj7" it sounds better with a "G"
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2017-02-18 16:31:23
thx)
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2017-02-18 11:04:43
pretty accurate and fun to play!
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