Pigs (three Different Ones)

Chords

Standard

Em                C                 G     Em
Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
                          C                 G    Em
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
   C                         G
And when your hand is on your heart
A7
You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker

With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging
Am7
Pig stain on your fat chin

What do you hope to find down in the pig mine

You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh
                Em    C         Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D
But you really a cry______

Em                C                 G      Em
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
                      C                 G    Em
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
C                                 G
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
A7
You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel, you're hot stuff with a hat pin
Am7
And good fun with a hand gun

You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh
                   Em    C     Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D
But you're really a cry______


Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D

C  Bb  C  Bb  C  Bb  C  Bb  C  Bb  C  Bb  Em  ....

Em  C  Em  C  Em  C  Em  C  Em  C  Em  C  Em  C


Em                   C                 G    Em
Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are
                           C                 G    Em
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
      C                                  G
You're trying to keep our feeling off the street
Am
You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet

And do you feel abused

.......!  .......!  .......!  .......!

You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside

Mary, you're nearly a treat, Mary, you're nearly a treat
                   Em   C      Em  D  Em  D  Em  D  Em  D
But you're really a cry_____

Em  D  C  D