After Ever After

Chords

Standard

I couldn't find the right chords in the key that John Cozart sings it, so I decided to fitgure them out myself. I'm not done yet, but I hope you like it so far :)


[Intro]
C          A7  Dm         
If you've ever wondered why
G7                 C
Disney's tales all end in lies
C           Am       Dm              F      G7   C
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

[Ariel]
G                              D     
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
G                              D   
But mermaids are going missing they end up in someone's stew
C              D              G          
So just try to put yourself in to somebody else's gills
C                 D         G         
You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no)
          C        D         G 
Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)
            C                 D    
The British are killing, oil is spilling
            G
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
          C                   D
China men feast on Flounder's fins
         Em                           A7
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
           C
Oceans are browning,
            D   
I think I'm drowning
          G
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!

[Jasmine]
Bbm             
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
F7
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Bbm                      Ebm
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
C7
We're not Taliban
C7
You've got the wrong man
F7
In Guantanamo Bay
       Bbm                 F#              Bbm   
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
         Bb            Bb7           Ebm 
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
    F7                Bbm
Bin Laden's taken the fall
          C#                F#
We're not trained pilots at all
  C7 
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
  C7 
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bbm            A#mM7         A#m7                   C7
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
    Bbm     F#    F7  Bbm
Set free my Prince a -li

[Belle]
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
C#               G#           C#
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
Bbm            G#                C#
They think I'm going straight to hell (she'll burn [bottom] in hell)
         E      F#     Bm   
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy)
I hear they plan to burn me at, at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

[Pocahontas]
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?)
(Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
(We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacrè bleu!)
Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (adiós, amigos)
I can murder if I please
'Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

[Ariel] Thanks to BP
[Jasmine] Where's Prince Ali?
[Belle] Bestiality
[Pocahontas] I've got STDs

Waaah waaaaah wah wah waaaaaaaah