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This guy plays football
F G Am
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
F G Am
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
F G Am
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
F G
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
F G
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
C G Am
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl
F G
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
F G
How hard did I just seal the deal
C G Am
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
D
And my story that's so very totally real
Am
I rode up to the mountaintop
F G
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Am
Til I found the Dragon's cave
F G
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
Am
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
F G
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Am
Then I swung my horse like a club
F G
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
F G
Oh yeah, you are now in love
C G Am
With both my dragon slaying nuts
F G
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
F G
In case you might need more proof
C G Am
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
D
He'll attest that my story is totally true
Am
Dragon dance!
Am F Am G
Am Dm
I am a dragon!
G D
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit. Woo!
F G
Girl let's go back to my place
C G Am
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
F G
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
F G
This is the best day of your life
C G Am
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
D
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
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Tabs by: Tobster39
Published: 28 Aug, 2014
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