You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Chords

Standard

[Intro]
Am    Dm      Am    Dm      Am    Dm    E
(Discordant riffs)

[Verse 1]
           Am       Dm          G       C
You're a mean one,     Mister Grinch
    Am     D     E
You really are a heel
          Am        Dm
You're as cuddly as cactus
            G              C
You're as charming as an eel
       F        E
Mister Gr - i - nch
N.C.
You're a bad banana with a
             Am    Dm
greasy black peel

Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E
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[Verse 2]
         Am      Dm          G       C
You're a monster,     Mister Grinch
     Am         D     E
Your heart's an empty hole
     Am               Dm
Your brain is full of spiders
           G             C
You've got garlic in your soul
       F        E
Mister Gr - i - nch

N.C.
I wouldn’t touch you with a...
                             Am       Dm
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole


Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E
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[Verse 3]
         Am       Dm           G       C
You're a vile one,      Mister Grinch
         Am       D        E
You have termites in your smile
         Am             Dm
You have all the tender sweetness of
  G       C
A seasick crocodile
       F        E
Mister Gr - i - nch
N.C.
Given the choice between the two of you
                     Am      Dm
I'd take the seasick crocodile

Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E
(Discordant riffs)

[Verse 4]
         Am     Dm          G       C
You're a rotter,     Mister Grinch
           Am      D      E
You're the king of sinful sots
     Am             Dm
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
     G            C
With moldy purple spots
         F        E
Mister Gr - i - nch
N.C.
You're a three-decker

sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
             Am      Dm
With arsenic sauce

Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E
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[Verse 5]
     Am         Dm           G       C
You nauseate me,      Mister Grinch,
       Am       D      E
With a nauseous super "naus"
         Am           Dm
You're a crooked jerky jockey
        G               C
and you drive a crooked horse
       F        E
Mister Gr - i – nch
N.C.
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
N.C.
overflowing with the most disgraceful
N.C.
assortment of rubbish imaginable
               E          Am       Dm
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots

Am    Dm      Am    Dm       E
(Discordant riffs)

[Verse 6]
         Am       Dm          G       C
You're a foul one,     Mister Grinch
         Am    D     E
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
     Am               Dm
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
     G               C
Your soul is full of gunk
       F        E
Mister Gr - i - nch
N.C.
The three words that best describe you
N.C.
are as follows, And I quote:
     Dm         E          Am