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Do You Swear To Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth, So Help Your Black Ass
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G Dm
when i was six years old my sister alyson
F C
asked for a stove for her birthday
G Dm
a miniature one you could actually cook with
F C
and my mom was nice and she bought one
G Dm
alyson needed a reason to bake something
F C
barged in my room and she grabbed me, she said:
G Dm
"i made a cake and we're going next door
F C
to sam weinstein's and you're getting married"
G
the cake was burned
Dm
it tasted gross
F
she made me kiss him
C
on the mouth
G
now i am 33
Dm
unmarried happily
F C G
no plans in life and i'm planning to keep it that way
Dm
i do kissing with only one mission
F C
do you like to kiss? then you have my permission
[Follow same pattern for the rest of the verses]
[Chorus: Use Single Chords]
G Dm
and i have already spent too much time
F C
doing things i didn't want to
G Dm
so if i just want to make out all the time
F C
you can bet your black ass that i'm going to
[Bridge: Strum Slowly]
G Dm
yes i come here often
F C
sure i'll have another one
G Dm
yes i come here often
F C
sure i'll have another one
but i don't have to talk to you
[End]
G Dm
and i've already spent too much time
F C
doing things i didn't want to
G
so if i want to drink alone
Dm
dressed like a pirate
F
or look like a dyke
C
or wear high heels and lipstick
G
or hide in a convent
Dm
or try to be mayor
F
or marry a writer
C
smoke crack and slash tires
G
make jokes you don't like
D
or paint ducks and retire
F C
YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO
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Tabs by: bookfairy
Published: 6 Aug, 2010
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2011-07-03 02:29:57
I'm a guy and I can't wait to play this in front of an audience. :)
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2010-08-14 05:46:06
Thank you so much for posting this!
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