Friends Again

Phoebe Buffay is the fictional character of Lisa Kudrow from Friends, one of the most popular sitcoms ever created. Phoebe is a wannabe singer, and has made many great songs in her lifetime, the most recognized is &quot;Smelly Cat&quot; which actually made it into a record in the show. She is an amateur guitarist that usually plays songs with spontaneously made up lyrics and musics. Her songs' lyrics' have words of reality.

E
New York City has no power
E
And the milk is getting sour
E
But to me, that is not scary
E
Cause I stay away from dairy
E
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Blackout

'Smelly Cat' by Phoebe Buffay (from 'Friends')


E	    A
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

D	A	E
What are they feeding you?

E	    A
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat

D	A	   E
It's 	not your   fault

E	            A
They won't take you to the vet

D	   A	            E
You're 	obviously not their favorite pet

E	    A
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,

D    A	      E
It's not your fault

E	         A
You may not be a bed of roses

D	A	              E
You're no friend to those with noses

E	         A
I'll miss you before we're done

D	A	   E
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat

A#
Love is sweet as summer showers,
A#
Love is a wondrous work of art,
              D#                    Bb        
But your love oh your love, your love...
        C
Is like a giant pigeon...
C              A#
crapping on my heart.
A#
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
A#
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Love

A
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
E                        A
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much

Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
        E
And you cry and you cry and you cry
                    A
And you cry and you cry...

Babies

A                         D
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
A                 E
Stop me if you've heard it.
A                        D
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
    A              E           A
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
A              D
Lather, rinse, repeat
    A              D
and lather, rinse, repeat
    A              D
and lather, rinse, repeat
   A
as needed.

In The Shower

A                             D
There's a country called Argentina
       A                D
It's a place I've never seen
        A              D
But I'm told for fifty pesos
 A      D           A       
You can buy a human spleeeeen
D     A
Human spleen!

A


Olé!

Argentina Song

A
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
A
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
         D                      D                   D
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
    A                 A
And that's how we get hamburgers.

A

Noooowwwww chickens!

Barnyard Animals

A
Sometimes men love women
    D                  A
And sometimes men love men
    D                 A
And then there are bisexuals
       D                     E
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
A
La-la-la-la-la
D
La-la-la-la-la
E
La-la-la-la-la
A
La

Bisexuals

A
There'll be times when you get older
           D
And you'll want to sleep with people
        A
Just to make them like you

But DON'T

      D              A          D               A
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
D              A          D               A
That's another thing that you don't wanna do

Don't

A                          D
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
    E                        D            A
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike
                           D
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
    E                         D              A
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
                                   D
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
        E                         D            A
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
A
La-la-la-la-la
D              A
la-la-la-la-la-la
A
La-la-la-la-la
D              A
la-la-la-la-la-la

Grandma

E                  A
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
E                  A
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
D                 A
Said all you need is to write them a song
D                                     E
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
E
No don't sing along
A               D            A
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
D         A      D                A
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
    D           A     D                 E      A
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
               E          D                  A
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!

Holiday Song

A                 E
I found you in my bed
A                 D
How'd you wind up there? 
    A         E
You are a mystery 
A
Little black curly hair 
A
Little black curly hair 
A
Little black, little black, 
D
Little black, little black, 
E                  A
Little black curly hair

Little Black Curly Hair

E                                   
You don't have to be awake to be my man
                                       A                  B
As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand
E
Though we just met the other day
        A
There's something I have got to say
                       B            E
You don't have to be awake to be my man

My Coma Guy

A                     D
Parading goats are parading, 
A                 D
Parading down the street.
A                     D
Parading goats are parading,
A       E      A
Leaving little treats.

Parading Goats

A                 D
I made a man with eyes of coal 
      E           A
and a smile so bewitchin'
A            D
How was I supposed to know 
        E                   A
that my mom was dead in the kitchen
A
La-la-la-la-la-la-la

Snowman

A
My favorite shoes so good to me

I wear them every day
D
Down at the heel, holes in the toe

Don't care what people say
E
My feet's best friend pals to the end
     D
With them, I'm one hot chicky
A
Though late one night
D
Not much light
  E                    E7
I stepped in something icky

Chorus: 
A
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes

Always makes me smile
D
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
E                        A
Next time I'll avoid the pile

Sticky Shoes

A  D                A
It wasn't just that she was fat,
    D                  A
The woman smelled like garbage!

Everyone!

A  D                A
It wasn't just that she was fat,
    D                  A
The woman smelled like gaaaarbage!

Classy huh?

The Woman Smelled Like Garbage

A                 D
It only takes two heart attacks
   A                E
to finally make you see
A                 D
one of them won't do it
        A                   E
but the second will set you free
     D                 A
Tell all your hate and anger
     D                E
it's time to say goodbye
    D                 A
and that is just what I will do
   D             A                   E
as soon as those bastards I work for die

Two Heart Attacks

D                      A
There was a girl we'll call her Betty
D               A        D
And a guy let's call him Neil
    Am                  D
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
     Am          D
This story isn't real.

A Am7 A

E
Now our Neil must decide
E
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
D
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
   A
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
A
He must decide, he must decide
A                                    Am7
Even though I made him up he must decide

Two Of Them Kissed Last Night

[intro]
F Am Dm Am A# Dm Gm C

[Verse 1]
             F 
Baby really hurt me
                Am 
crying in the taxi
                Dm
He dont wanna know me
                         Am                     A#     Dm
says you make the big mistake of dancing in my store 
Gm                  C
   Says it was poison
                 F
So I guess I go home 
          Am                     Dm
into the arms of the girl that I love
                Am 
the only love I havent screwed up
A#                  Dm
   She's so hard to please
             Gm      C  
but shes a forest fire
        F               
I do my best to meet her demands
Am
play it romance
         Dm
we slow dance in the living room
    Am                      A#
but all that a stranger would see
        Dm           Gm               C     
is one girl swaying alone stroking her cheek

[Chorus]

      F         Am            Dm 
They say, "you're a little much for me
         Am     A# 
You're a liability
          Dm         Gm    C
You're a little much for me"
               F              Am 
So they pull back make other plans
       Dm 
I understand
     Am     A# 
I'm a liability
        Dm         Gm    
Get you wild, make you leave
       C            Dm            F    A#       
I'm a little much for eh oh-na-na-na everyone

[Verse 2]
            F 
The truth is, I am toy
                Dm
that people enjoy
                Am               A#
till all of the tricks dont work anymore
Dm              Gm       C
And then they are bored of me
             
                    F
I know that its exciting
                     Am
running through the night but
              Dm                Am
every perfect summer's eating me alive
            A#    Dm
unitl youre gone
Gm          C
Better on my own

[Chorus]

      F         Am            Dm 
They say, "you're a little much for me
         Am     A# 
You're a liability
          Dm         Gm    C
You're a little much for me"
               F              Am 
So they pull back make other plans
       Dm 
I understand
     Am     A# 
I'm a liability
        Dm         Gm    
Get you wild, make you leave
       C            Dm            F    A#       
I'm a little much for eh oh-na-na-na everyone

[Outro]
             Dm           F           A#
They're gonna watch me disappear into the sun
                 Dm        F           A#
You're all gonna watch me disappear into the sun

Liability

Intro:

Bb - F - A

F                 C
I've been feeling lonesome
F                            C
I'm down, don't know what to do
D
I let you lie to me
F
plant seeds inside
            E
to see them grow
                      F
only to leave them to die

  C
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
    A
for you

F                  C
I've been lost and finding
F                           C
out that I've been such a fool
D           
you thought you'd stick around
F
until the day you found
    E                    F
someone to make me obsolete

  C
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm F
why cry
    Bb
for you... 


Guitar Solo:

Bb - F - A (2x)

  C     
I learned my lesson
       E
I won't be forgetting
       F
I won't give my heart out
    A
with-out suspecting

Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
Bb  F
why cry
Dm G
why cry
    A
for you

Why Cry

Intro  D     Bm7   G     A     x2


Verse 1
    D                              Bm7
We never spoke a word, but every thought she had 
                         G     A Asus A
I heard from across the room 
             D                               Bm7
If we were standin' face to face I couldn't find the words 
               G               A Asus A
To say give me one more move 
        G              A             G                   A
I don't even know her name, I guess foolish pride's to blame


Chorus 
          D                        D7
Now, I'm fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
        Bm7                 F#              G                    A
And my heart won't tell my mind to tell my mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
        Bm7 A   G                              Gm
Now I'm fallin' in love as she's walkin' away


Interlude   D     Bm7   G     A     x2


Verse 2
          D                           Bm7
Wise man next to me did say 'bout the one that got away
        G                    A
Son, I missed my chance 
           D                            Bm7
Don't you let regret take place of the dreams you have to chase
     G               A
Ask her to dance, go on, son
           G                 A              G                  A
You might fall down on your face, roll the dice and have some faith


Chorus
          D                        D7
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
           Bm7                   F#                G                    A
When your heart won't tell your mind to tell your mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
         Bm7 A   G                               Gm
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away 


Solo   D    Bm7  Bm  F#  G   A  D    D7    Bm  F# |A   D 


           G                 A              G                  A
You might fall down on your face, roll the dice and have some faith
 
          D                        D7
Don't be fallin' in love as she's walkin' away
           Bm7                   F#                G                    A
When your heart won't tell your mind to tell your mouth what it should say
 D                                  D7
May have lost this battle, live to fight another day
         Bm7 A    Bm7 A       Bm7 A       G                      G   
Don't be fallin', fallin' in, fallin' in love as she's walkin' away


Outro  (G)   Gm  Bm7  E G  Gm  D

As She's Walking Away

D G D A D x 2

D
I been loved and I been alone
G
all my life I been a rolling stone
D
done everything a man can do
G	                       C	D
everything but get a hold on you
C			D
done everything a man can do
G	D 	A 	D
everything but get a hold on you

D
I've been blessed and I've been cursed
G
all my lies have been unrehearsed
D	
a wall of fire that I walked through
G			C	D
only trying to get a hold on you
C				D
a wall of fire that I walked through
G	D	A	D
only trying to get a hold on you

G	D	A	D

A
I saw you waiting at the gate
D
but I arrived a moment late 
A
I saw you shed a single tear
G	D	A	D
but still I can't get there from here

D
I been high and I been low
G
I been people that I don't know 
D
I been to China and to Peru

G			C    D
only trying to get a hold on you
C			D
I been to China and to Peru
G	D	A	D
only trying to get a hold on you

G	D	A	D
only trying to get a hold on you

Hold On You

INTRO:

A |---------------------|
E |--7--7--7----------- -|
C |---------------------|
G |---------------------|

VERSE 1:   

C#m          E       B      A                     C#m   E    B   A 
I’m going away to be alone I’m coming back with answers
C#m           E            B    A            C#m   E   B   A
Don’t try to call my telephone it’s disconnected
C#m           E          B       A               C#m   E   B   A
And I don’t know where I’m going but can you guide me
C#m              E        B        A              C#m   E   B   A
But if I find love where I’m going will it survive me


PRE-CHORUS 1:

C#m            B   A                         C#m         A   B
‘Cause in your own space you’re disconnected and in your own mind you’re not affected
C#m         B   A                           C#m         A   B
And in your own time you’re still attracted but in your own life


CHORUS:

A                                 C#m            B
This heart attack I’ve gotta get away not coming back
A                                 C#m                     B
I want some downtime so call me when you can and I’ll be fine


VERSE 2: [same chords as VERSE1]
I’ve found the time to be alone I don’t know what you’re asking
I’m waiting by the telephone and you’re still barking
My heart stops it isn’t… going could you revive me
I think I’m lost without knowing so come and find me


PRE-CHORUS 2:  [same chords as PRE-CHORUS1]
‘Cause in the same space we’re disconnected and in your own mind you’re not attracted
But in your own life over reacted and in your own time


{CHORUS x2}


Sometimes if we don’t go sometimes you don’t know
You don’t go I don’t go I don’t go you don’t go

C#5  B5  A5                      C#5  A5  B5
            I’ve got your back              but you don’t got mine
C#5  E5  A5                    C#5  A5  B5
            This heart attack              then I’m feeling fine


CHORUS x2

C#m          E       B    A 
I’m going away to be alone
C#m          E       B    A 
I'm going away to be alone ...............

This Heart Attack

C#                                A                   E
Mass romantic fool, wears Foster Grants, his books on tape ring true,
                               F#                          C#
Like everyone wants to say "I love you" to someone on the radio.
                                                A
His choice of hollowed stars, now the one true loves,
           E                                     F#
And author of "My Life Among the Kids Who Go to Shows".
        C#
This is not the way.

                   B
In the streetlight dawn 
F#                 C#
In the streetlight dawn 
                G#  F#  C#
this beat turns on.

C#  D#  C#  B  C#

C#                                A
Mass romantic fool, separated by sheets.
                 E
When the curtain calls
                                     F#                       C#
you speaking on the themes of stolen virtue, missing from the radio.
                                   A                  E
Now this romantic duel is into the streets. Bon appetit.
                F#
You've eaten me alive.
                    C#
You realize this is not the way.


                   B
In the streetlight dawn
F#                 C#
In the streetlight dawn 
                G#  F#  C#
this beat turns on.

C#  D#  C#  B  C#

C#                               A
Mass romantic fool, separated by sheets.
                 E
When the curtain calls
                                     F#                       C#
you speaking on the themes of stolen virtue, missing from the radio.
                                   A                  E
Now this romantic duel is into the streets. Bon appetit.
                 
You've eaten me alive.
     F#              C#
You realize this is not the way.


                    B
In the streetlight dawn
F#                  C#
In the streetlight dawn 
                 G#  F#  C#
this beat turns on.

C#  D#  C#  B  C#


B                A               E
This boy's life among the electrical lights.

Mass Romantic

Riff:
|3-----------6-------------------|3-----------6---------------|
|3-------6/8-6-----------8-------|3-------6/8-6-----------8---|
|3-------5/7-7-----------7-------|3-------5/7-7-----------7---|
|0-------------------------------|0---------------------------|
Repeat 2x


| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball he one holy roller

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
He wear no shoe shine he got toe jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot Coca-Cola

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He say,"I know you and you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

| Am - - G7 | F7 - G7 - |
Come together right now over me



Repeat Riff



| Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - | Cm - - - |
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker

| G7 - - - | G7 - - Gb7 | F7 - - - | - - - - |
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

| Am - - G7 | F7 - G7 - |
Come together right now over me


Repeat Riff

Come Together

Intro: F

F
Under your wheels, the hope of spring
  Am
Mirage of loss, a few more things
    Dm
You left your sorrow dangling
   Bb                  C
It hangs in air like a school cheer

F
Complex notes inside the chords
    Am
On every wall inflections carved
Dm
Deep as lakes and dark as stars 
  Bb                 C         
Remember we were the volunteers.        
 
 Bb      Am                   Bb
(Oooooo) Courts knew this and nothing more
          Am                 Bb                F
(Oooooo) Now it's my rights versus yours

F
Under your wheels, your hopeless reign
Am
You fall too hard, we're up too late
   Dm
We hang suspended from the heights
  Bb                C
Until it's safer to walk here

F
Under your wheels, your chance is with
    Am
The easy call, the called-off search
    Dm
The medicine, it still won't work
            Bb                  C      
But there's dangerous levels of it here

 Bb      Am                Bb
(Oooooo) Same thing as the other time
         Am                       Gm
(Oooooo) But now it's your rights versus mine

    Bb                     F           Gm
The truth in one free afternoon
    Bb                     F   
The truth in one free afternoon

C                   Dm
Under my wheels the chance is held
Am                 Bb
Gave me to save me from myself
C                  Dm              Bb                     
Spectacles painted with my shaking hand

C                     Dm
Fingers in paints, in paints we brought
Am                       Bb
Thinking we'd leave them when we're not
C                   Dm             Bb
Flying the flags of new empires in rags

                  Gm
The new empire in rags
    Bb                F
The truth in one free afternoon
                Gm
A new empire in rags
    Bb                F
The truth in one free afternoon
                Gm
A new empire in rags
    Bb                F
The truth in one free afternoon
                Gm
A new empire in rags
    Bb                F
The truth in one free afternoon

F                       
Under your wheels, the fits and starts
    Am
The time to dabble in the arts
   Dm
To tease the packs of dogs in charge
    Bb                     C          
But kid it's all wasted on me

F
Under your wheels, the hope of spring
   Am
Mirage of loss, a few more things
    Dm
The medicine it still won't sing
    Bb                          C
But there's dangerous levels of it here

F              Am
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo             
F                              Am        Gm
Your rights over my rights now
Eb
We came to the right place. 
F                              Am
Your rights over my rights now
F                              Am        Gm
Your rights over my rights now
Eb
We came to the right place.  
F                             Am
Your rights over my rights now
F                             Am
Your rights over my rights now
F Am F Am F

My Rights Versus Yours

F                 Am
State of love and trust
     F      Am
as I busted down the pretext
F         Am
sin still plays and preaches
       F             Am
but to have an empty court, uh huh
F       Am 
and the signs are passin, 
F        Am
grip the wheel can't read it
F    Am                 F                  Am
sacrifice receiving the smell that's on my hands...hands yeah

F     Am    C        G               Am 
and I listen for the voice inside my head
B             C              D
nothin', I'll do this one myself

F       Am
lay her down as priest does
F          Am
should the lord be acountin'
F       Am
will be in my honour
        F              Am
make it pain painfully quick, uh huh
F    Am 
promises are whispered
F      Am
in the age of darkness
F       Am
want to be enlightened
       F                   Am
like I want to be told the end...end, yeah

F       Am
and the barrel shakes
C       G            Am
aimed directly at my head
    B        C              D
oh, help me, help me from myself
F     Am     C
and I listen yeah, 
     G                 Am
from both sides of the bed
B             C              D
nothin', I'll do this one myself


oh myself...

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# Play solo during Hey-na-na-na-na, hey that's something.


F     Am    C        G               Am 
and I listen for the voice inside my head
B             C              D
nothin', I'll do this one myself
F               Am
oh, ah, and the barrel waits,
C       
trigger shakes
G                 Am
aimed right at my head
          G
won't you help me
F            Am
help me from myself

State Of Love And Trust

Intro: F#, D

F#                             D
Pinwheel spark break loose and roll 
E         A           D
where you stop nobody knows 
       E                B
just a thought but gone down 
          D             (Dsus)     D
it's been carved into a point understand 

            A                             F#
turned into someone that you only know 
            D                    E
when you're falling through your clothes 


run run run deep breath then jump 
roll with your vertigo stomp 
now you're clear but gone down 
you've been cleared of every charge understand 

you've turned into someone that you only know 
when you're falling through your clothes

End with A

Argentina Song	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
Babies	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
Barnyard Animals	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
Bisexuals	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
Blackout	No rating	advanced	Chords	Full
Don't	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
Grandma	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
Holiday Song	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
In The Shower	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
Little Black Curly Hair	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
Love	No rating	beginner	Chords	Full
My Coma Guy	No rating	intermediate	Chords	Full
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